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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,

she took it round the corner to teach it how to

fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea

the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to

Peter had a boat the boat began to rock

up jumped some jaws and bit off his

cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass

if you don't like it shove it up your

ask no questions tell no lies

I saw a police man doing up his

flies are bad mosquitoes are worse

and this is the end of my silly little verse!

I know this is an old one, but found it and it made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary ad a little lamb she tied it to a pylon

5000 volts ran up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon

Mary ad a little lamb she couldn't stop it grunting

She took it up the garden path and kicked Its f@@@@@@@ c@@@ in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary ad a little lamb she tied it to a pylon

5000 volts ran up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon

Mary ad a little lamb she couldn't stop it grunting

She took it up the garden path and kicked Its f@@@@@@@ c@@@ in "

Spat me tea out at that one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

It's fleece was deep blood red

The reason for this phenomenon

It had a pick axe through its head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary ad a little lamb she tied it to a pylon

5000 volts ran up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon

Mary ad a little lamb she couldn't stop it grunting

She took it up the garden path and kicked Its f@@@@@@@ c@@@ in

Spat me tea

out at that one !

Lol

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb. Its feet were covered in blisters. Now it's lying dead in a pit with all its brothers and sisters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little lamb

It's fleece was deep blood red

The reason for this phenomenon

It had a pick axe through its head!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary ad a little lamb her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her between to chunks of bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

It's fleece was white and whispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now its black and crispy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocktails,cocktails

2 and 6 a glass

if you don't like them

stick them up your

ask no questions

tell no lies

i saw a police man

pulling up his

flies are a nuisance

bees are worse

and that is the end

of my dirty little verse!

Again an old one but still gets a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

"

I am 'trying' to do some work - if you keep posting these I will get nothing done this morning!!!!!

Pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little watch

she swallowed it one day

and so she took some Epsom salts

to pass the time away

But though she tried, and tried, and tried

she couldn't make time pass

So if you want to know the time

just look up Mary's ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

its fleece was black as charcoal

Every time she stroked it,

sparks flew out its ********

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary. Ad a little lamb she kept it in a bucket

Everytime the lamb got out the bulldog tried to f@@@ it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Song a song of siphilis,

A fanny full of crabs,

4 and 20 ulcers,

Covered in scabs,

When the scabs were opened,

The **** began to sing,

Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did the song go about the fart rolling down the hill- parlez vous ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides.

And every time that Mary walked

The boys could see her Thighs!

Mary had another skirt

'twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

She kept it in a bucket,

And everytime the lamb got out,

Her father tried to....

...Put it back in again! Dont be so rude people, her father isnt Welsh you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little lamb,

She kept it in a bucket,

And everytime the lamb got out,

Her father tried to....

...Put it back in again! Dont be so rude people, her father isnt Welsh you know!

"

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Mary had a bicycle

She rode it back to front

and every time the wheel went round

a spoke went up her... dress

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She fed it on cream crackers

And every time it dropped a crumb

She kicked it in the ... ?!elbow.?!!

Completely missed its knackers ...

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