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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. " Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you " Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. " I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was " Oh and a chainsaw in the head | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was Oh and a chainsaw in the head " Nasty. | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was Oh and a chainsaw in the head Nasty. " It was Was gardening was paid daily twat left me in the garden to die fucker good job the lady come out and found me Another trip to hospital In wavertree in Liverpool | |||
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"On myself I've broken thumb, hand, ankle, elbow, toe and foot all at separate times because I'm exceedingly clumsy! I've rebroken an ex bf's rib while being overenthusiastic in the bedroom." Sounds like keeper Broke beds before You gotta love cowgirl | |||
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"Just my shoulder, falling off a horse " Friend did this Not off horse though Broke his collarbone On bmx ambulance called Pain was excruciating | |||
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"Just my shoulder, falling off a horse Friend did this Not off horse though Broke his collarbone On bmx ambulance called Pain was excruciating " Fell off. Got back on. Couldn't move my arm so forced it to hold the reins Did a jumping session for an hour Couldn't get the saddle off after Drove home by forcing hand onto gear shift Drove self to walk in with Mr KC shifting gear for me X-ray etc. | |||
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"Just my shoulder, falling off a horse Friend did this Not off horse though Broke his collarbone On bmx ambulance called Pain was excruciating Fell off. Got back on. Couldn't move my arm so forced it to hold the reins Did a jumping session for an hour Couldn't get the saddle off after Drove home by forcing hand onto gear shift Drove self to walk in with Mr KC shifting gear for me X-ray etc. " Hope all gets well for you very soon for the both of you Hope Mr KC gets back very soon and good to hear you have some family support Get well soon | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was Oh and a chainsaw in the head Nasty. It was Was gardening was paid daily twat left me in the garden to die fucker good job the lady come out and found me Another trip to hospital In wavertree in Liverpool " Oh yeah, i've been thrown off a horse twice too (not the same horse). Forgot about that. | |||
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" Why I snowboard is beyond me. " Sounds like you need to lean forward a smidge, get your centre of gravity actually over the board | |||
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" Why I snowboard is beyond me. Sounds like you need to lean forward a smidge, get your centre of gravity actually over the board" My position on the board was nothing to do with what happened. | |||
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"Not broken any of my own but I’ve crushed a few ribs in my time " Someone popped my rib. I screamed he said you ok. You want stop. I said no fucking carry on. | |||
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"Not broken any of my own but I’ve crushed a few ribs in my time Someone popped my rib. I screamed he said you ok. You want stop. I said no fucking carry on. " Is that a challenge? | |||
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"Not broken any of my own but I’ve crushed a few ribs in my time Someone popped my rib. I screamed he said you ok. You want stop. I said no fucking carry on. Is that a challenge? " You want pop some my ribs. I've never broke a bone | |||
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"On myself or on other people? " Two in three places on someone else (it was an accident not a crime) Three on myself | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. " *hands a roll of bubble wrap over* I’ve broken 2, one by a horse and one by a dog | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was Oh and a chainsaw in the head " You'll be safer with an office job. Jeez | |||
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed. No bones broken, ever. Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was Oh and a chainsaw in the head You'll be safer with an office job. Jeez" Lol most probably Like speed and Engines be the death of me one day nearly has on couple of occasions | |||
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"Let’s count, four bones in my hand, 2 ribs, collar bone, do dislocations count? Then my hip Broken femur and a broken ankle That’s less that I thought actually " Oh and my nose has been broken 7 times and listed by the doctor as “grossly disfigured” nice chap | |||
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