FabSwingers.com forum: Start a rumour about the poster above

By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Anything you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't actually like Brussel sprouts. He's a carrot man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whereas curvy jamie is a marrow woman

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By *rConvenienceMan
over a year ago

WELSHPOOL

It's been said even chuck Morris doesn't hassle slow555

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrConvenience is addicted to riding his BMX and has plasters on his knees

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Miss McSparkles is actually a Twilight vampire

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss McSparkles is actually a Twilight vampire "

Cheated on Harley with batman, robin and catwoman

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

ThatDancingGuyonFab cant actually dance

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By *piral36Man
over a year ago

South west

Mr Black 85 is the lidl sommelier

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"ThatDancingGuyonFab cant actually dance"

LIES! All LIES I tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss McSparkles is actually a Twilight vampire

Cheated on Harley with batman, robin and catwoman "

Well, that's all true....

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mr Black 85 is the lidl sommelier "

Wipes his bogies on the curtains

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By *umpybumpyMan
over a year ago

Newport

Mrs _ickshawed once had to slap a royal for inappropriate touching. But which royal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humptydumpty kills Hobbits and hangs their skins in his cellar.

He wears a different one for each solstice.

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By *uxaxMan
over a year ago

London

rumour is destroyed by the owner of the rumour

. Xx

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"ThatDancingGuyonFab cant actually dance

LIES! All LIES I tell ya!"

Lol

Prove it

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Mr Black 85 is the lidl sommelier

Wipes his bogies on the curtains "

Yes

Your curtains

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Mr Black 85 is the lidl sommelier

Wipes his bogies on the curtains

Yes

Your curtains

Mr Black ... is actually Reverend Green, who did it in the conservatory with the lead piping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't actually like cake

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Mr Black 85 is the lidl sommelier

Wipes his bogies on the curtains

Yes

Your curtains

Mr Black ... is actually Reverend Green, who did it in the conservatory with the lead piping

It is true although the pipe wasnt lead

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"She doesn't actually like cake"

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Just amother Girl is actually Supergirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She doesn't actually like cake

She sides with Wonko and hates jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got a smashing big boabby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's got a smashing big boabby"

No one is going to believe that

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"He's got a smashing big boabby

No one is going to believe that

He sends pictures of himself to loads of sexy people and often friend requests as well.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"She doesn't actually like cake

She sides with Wonko and hates jaffa cakes "

Only the dodgy lime ones though

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

She got the longest legs on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard that Emily36C doesn’t actually like cake!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

He's got a fake beard

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ve heard that Emily36C doesn’t actually like cake! "

Keyser Soze is actually verbal kint

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By *ustlooking900Man
over a year ago

Donegal

"I’ve heard that Emily36C doesn’t actually like cake! "

Keyser_Soze doesn't have a beard he's clean shaving all year round

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Vixey and Copper would rather live over the bridge in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

justian2020 has live laugh love tattooed on his inner thigh

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"justian2020 has live laugh love tattooed on his inner thigh"

That's a friends only pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say this person shaved his pubes and sold it as seasoning to the royal cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some say this person shaved his pubes and sold it as seasoning to the royal cook

He's already happened

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Some say this person shaved his pubes and sold it as seasoning to the royal cook

He's already happened "

Wonko actually invented the jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some say this person shaved his pubes and sold it as seasoning to the royal cook

He's already happened

Wonko actually invented the jaffa cake

Only to cause devision I. The forums of the world

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Some say this person shaved his pubes and sold it as seasoning to the royal cook

He's already happened

Wonko actually invented the jaffa cake

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Emily 36c secretly loves lemon puffs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Inevitable is actually a Blue Peter presenter

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Inevitable is actually a Blue Peter presenter "
_ickshawed is actually rickshaved ...they got spellchecked

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Sir olovingman Isn’t actually knighted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beard shaved!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I've heard that they can't say the word "potato".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They communicate entirely through hieroglyphs

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By *ade crossTV/TS
over a year ago

chiselhurst

They are really russian royalty in hiding

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"They communicate entirely through hieroglyphs "

Giant eye,big bird, person walking like an Egyptian, jackal person, snake God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They communicate entirely through hieroglyphs

Giant eye,big bird, person walking like an Egyptian, jackal person, snake God."

Jools prefers to be called pinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls"

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem"

Wonkos gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem

Wonkos gf

That's just cruel

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem

Wonkos gf

That's just cruel "

I'm on a blind date!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem

Wonkos gf

That's just cruel

I'm on a blind date!!!"

Bionic legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem

Wonkos gf

That's just cruel

I'm on a blind date!!!

Bionic legs "

Primarni model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has been stealing pens for 10yrs to glue to the walls

He doesn't want to admit he's dogging rather than dodgem

Wonkos gf

That's just cruel

I'm on a blind date!!!

Bionic legs

Primarni model

Spy for burger king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates funfairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates funfairs"

Has 3 nipples and likes to be spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates funfairs

Has 3 nipples and likes to be spanked "

Has a weekend job

Mistress syn

Catering for MPs

And gentlemen and lady’s of dicearning nature

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Has a fake right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates funfairs

Has 3 nipples and likes to be spanked

Has a weekend job

Mistress syn

Catering for MPs

And gentlemen and lady’s of dicearning nature

Shuusshhhh. Don’t tell everyone lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in Cheshire, has a cockney accent

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

He like to play naked Bingo

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By *umpybumpyMan
over a year ago

Newport

Got that pig off a former prime minister

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By *eef monster munchMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Humpybumpy is a former prime minister

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I heard that Beef monster munch is a secret vegan

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

I heard elder likes more than one

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Removes coments due to the word remove giving instant anus orgasms to them

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By *umpybumpyMan
over a year ago

Newport

I heard that copper is a job and not just a nickname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Model for veet

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

Plays 'Thing' in The Addams Family

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

Has a shrine to Morticia Adams in the attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It leads to a dark corner of the internet

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"It leads to a dark corner of the internet"

Bingo00 cheats at bingo

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By *wistedsaintMan
over a year ago

Hotel Near You

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By *CDecauxMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"It leads to a dark corner of the internet

Bingo00 cheats at bingo "

I heard they hold hands, and walk sideways like a crab

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By *wistedsaintMan
over a year ago

Hotel Near You

"It leads to a dark corner of the internet

Bingo00 cheats at bingo

I heard they hold hands, and walk sideways like a crab

Supports England in the six Nations

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"It leads to a dark corner of the internet

Bingo00 cheats at bingo

I heard they hold hands, and walk sideways like a crab

Supports England in the six Nations "

Is 007 body double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The road does to somewhere and she knows it

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

He actually hates bingo, thinks its for Nanas

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

"He actually hates bingo, thinks its for Nanas"

Is actually some one else!!!

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"He actually hates bingo, thinks its for Nanas

Is actually some one else!!!"

Is Eric cantona's lovechild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a hermit that loves the city life

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

"Is a hermit that loves the city life"

horrendous rumor!!!

haha love it!!

Can't count above 4 haha!!

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By *wistedsaintMan
over a year ago

Hotel Near You

"Is a hermit that loves the city life

horrendous rumor!!!

haha love it!!

Can't count above 4 haha!!"

Once ate at pizza express

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sings songs from barney while in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sings songs from barney while in the shower. "
some say its more rum raisin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There both short people ! Rumor there Irish too

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"There both short people ! Rumor there Irish too"
he's actually quite small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually an oompa loompa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually a spy

Call him 007 n quarter

Can be normally found round all trouble spots in world rarely out casino

Double tia Maria

Before getting the bad guys

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

^ is actually Gary Barlow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never went to band camp, has no rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ is actually Gary Barlow "
i hear she can play the flute with her vag and he can play the trumpet with his bum

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"^ is actually Gary Barlow i hear she can play the flute with her vag and he can play the trumpet with his bum "
he's actually a trekkie

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"^ he's actually a trekkie "

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He really from Bolton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex"

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

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she's really a land rover fan

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"^ He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

Putin had control of her tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan "

Maybe time will tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually should be 1968 but has aged like a fine wine

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan

Maybe time will tell

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or a ford F150 fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan

Maybe time will tell

She's a Bond villain who uses her tits to mesmerise men into submission. (Then she spreads hummous on their bums, so they think they shat themselves when they come to. She's that evil.)

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Actually should be 1968 but has aged like a fine wine

The banana splits are missing him

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By *ingmingmanMan
over a year ago

a village

"He doesn't actually like Brussel sprouts. He's a carrot man"
modes your hm still hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan

Maybe time will tell

or a ford F150 fan "
hell no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan

Maybe time will tell

or a ford F150 fan hell no."

Mr Sprouts Personal trainer

Can be seen running with _r sprout

In the London Marathon

Running Naked

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan

Maybe time will tell

or a ford F150 fan hell no.

Mr Sprouts Personal trainer

Can be seen running with _r sprout

In the London Marathon

Running Naked

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he's cousin itt in disguise

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"^ he's actually a trekkie

He posted to forums more times than he’s had sex

He is highly into Egyptian tomb raiding.

she's really a land rover fan

Maybe time will tell

or a ford F150 fan hell no.

Mr Sprouts Personal trainer

Can be seen running with _r sprout

In the London Marathon

Running Naked

Rumour has it that he licked the Colonel's fingers.

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

They are actually Badgers in disguise!!!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

They are actually Badgers in disguise!!!"
he's actually a fan of pink shirts

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Captain caveman is actually the Pink Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's the Emily that owned Bagpuss

. ^

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Jim's secret passion is flower arranging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PrivateParts is only here for the forums.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Woody doesn’t actually play the guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lives in Cheshire, has a cockney accent"

It’s true lol. Originally from herts lol x

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Lives in Cheshire, has a cockney accent

It’s true lol. Originally from herts lol x"

Went to school with Noel Edmunds

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Slobbers when he sleeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slobbers when he sleeps."

Beryl had a heart attack after opening the centre pages of knitters weekly... this man's avatar was the cause

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has an evil secret empire culling zebras to make tights

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Once swam the Channel naked for charity.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Weekend fetish is cola cubes up the bum

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Runs The Krankies fan club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs The Krankies fan club"

They are both bi curious..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Runs The Krankies fan club

They are both bi curious..

Doesn't actually have a working Jacuzzi - but loves eating Heinz baked beans!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Runs The Krankies fan club

They are both bi curious..

Doesn't actually have a working Jacuzzi - but loves eating Heinz baked beans!

Has spent the last 23 years insisting that the Pendle Witches were his great great great grandfather and grand uncle in drag.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

His Nan actually lives in HIS spare room

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"His Nan actually lives in HIS spare room

He doesn't even like sprouts, he only eats chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His Nan actually lives in HIS spare room

He doesn't even like sprouts, he only eats chocolates.

She’s really a underwear model for

Ann summers

Her real job starts in evening porn Model

Clitcock dies Newcastle Edinburgh London oh and Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His Nan actually lives in HIS spare room

He doesn't even like sprouts, he only eats chocolates.

She’s really a underwear model for

Ann summers

Her real job starts in evening porn Model

Clitcock dies Newcastle Edinburgh London oh and Carlisle

Sorry does bloody auto correct

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Clacton65 is a naked skateboarding champion.

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By *ylonattireTV/TS
over a year ago

Radcliffe

His cock was used as a mould for a dildo

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"His Nan actually lives in HIS spare room

He doesn't even like sprouts, he only eats chocolates.

She’s really a underwear model for

Ann summers

Her real job starts in evening porn Model

Clitcock dies Newcastle Edinburgh London oh and Carlisle

Thank you that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said, minus the dying bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His Nan actually lives in HIS spare room

He doesn't even like sprouts, he only eats chocolates.

She’s really a underwear model for

Ann summers

Her real job starts in evening porn Model

Clitcock dies Newcastle Edinburgh London oh and Carlisle

Thank you that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said, minus the dying bit

I did auto correct lol

Meant to say does

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

He's really Eric Clapton and just trying to throw everybody off the scent with a small spelling change.

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Moy

"He's really Eric Clapton and just trying to throw everybody off the scent with a small spelling change. "

They’re more of a bittersweet symphony than a _partharmony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t believe a word he says, he’s a con man

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Don’t believe a word he says, he’s a con man "

His feet were bound whilst growing up in china, it wasn’t till he moved to Milton Keynes that he realised his true shoe size of 4 with a D width fitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy has the nickname "The phantom bin defiler", due to his awful habit of masturbating and shooting his load over the handles of local wheels bins the night before bin day. One day, be left his sticky residue on 6 bins on my street...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say he eats cereals for breakfast all we know is, he’s the Stig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is actually a 'Borrower'

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

He's a psychic medium and the light is his familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is actually a 'Borrower'"

Next PM in waiting

Let’s face it other clown looking for new job soon

He will be on

Bo jo in I’m celebrity get me out of hear

And he probably win it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's on the sofa because his dog takes up the whole bed

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Secretly Frosty the Snowman

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Secretly Frosty the Snowman"

They have three people all called Dave in a cupboard under the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He secretly collects Tupperware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long distance runner

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Was the hand puppet champion in 1983 and 1987

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russel can communicate by using his cock for sign language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once taken into a field by a farmer and taught how to milk a cow blindfolded.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Long distance runner "

It's not his real hand that got worn out with over use, he borrowed this one of the jolly green giant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once taken into a field by a farmer and taught how to milk a cow blindfolded."

Haha. This is true.

It was in my 4th try I found out the difference between a bull and cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once taken into a field by a farmer and taught how to milk a cow blindfolded.

Haha. This is true.

It was in my 4th try I found out the difference between a bull and cow.

What happened the udder 3 times? Sorry I’ll see myself out.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Russel can communicate by using his cock for sign language. "

Yes I thought I’d mastered “come here” but I think I’m doing “laugh,point and put your clothes back on” instead

The poster above was a stuntman in the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once taken into a field by a farmer and taught how to milk a cow blindfolded.

Haha. This is true.

It was in my 4th try I found out the difference between a bull and cow.

What happened the udder 3 times? Sorry I’ll see myself out."

I’ll line them up, you knock them down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was once taken into a field by a farmer and taught how to milk a cow blindfolded.

Haha. This is true.

It was in my 4th try I found out the difference between a bull and cow.

What happened the udder 3 times? Sorry I’ll see myself out."

North Sea fishermen and lady

Cod and chips please

Plenty of salt vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clayton has a fear of sellotape since a party when I was younger.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Woody has a fear of parties from when he was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody has a fear of parties from when he was younger

Is a travelling sweetie sales executive

In the evenings doubles as Tom cruise bottom

Can be seen in the New Maverick movie

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

"Woody has a fear of parties from when he was younger

Is a travelling sweetie sales executive

In the evenings doubles as Tom cruise bottom

Can be seen in the New Maverick movie

Has a Margaret Thatcher fetish and steaks milk from doorsteps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody has a fear of parties from when he was younger

Is a travelling sweetie sales executive

In the evenings doubles as Tom cruise bottom

Can be seen in the New Maverick movie

Has a Margaret Thatcher fetish and steaks milk from doorsteps"

Stole a shirt from Boris’s washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody has a fear of parties from when he was younger

Is a travelling sweetie sales executive

In the evenings doubles as Tom cruise bottom

Can be seen in the New Maverick movie

Has a Margaret Thatcher fetish and steaks milk from doorsteps

Stole a shirt from Boris’s washing line "

Didn’t know Eddie Howe was on hear

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Clacton65 is actually doing research for Sydney university and has a dossier on everyone who posted on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That box is secretly stuffed with heroes

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By *ustlooking900Man
over a year ago

Donegal

RikkeForth is the stig

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

He isn’t justlooking. He wants it all. And he wants it now!

Good rumour thread everyone

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