FabSwingers.com forum: Enoughs enough

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Enough is enough (is enough)

I can't go on, I can't go on no more, no

Enough is enough (is enough)

I want him out, I want him out that door now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko. "

I'm not sure how I feel about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enough is enough (is enough)

I can't go on, I can't go on no more, no

Enough is enough (is enough)

I want him out, I want him out that door now"

I want this too^

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I’d happily keep it around the high20’s all year - I’m also not shaving my legs though

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

Move to Scotland.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

I'm not sure how I feel about this "

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Meli, on rare occasions, harbours a forked tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I second this. Anything above 20 degress C and I'm beat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"female Wonko"

Wonka.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d happily keep it around the high20’s all year - I’m also not shaving my legs though

We would not get on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I second this. Anything above 20 degress C and I'm beat."

I was thinking more anything above 5 should be banned.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I have to say this totally resonates with my 'seasonal' outlook. Even in winter I sleep with the fan on.

I'm an Autumnal person and I love kicking leaves in the bracing air, drinking mulled wine, being languid in front of log fire and eating warm comfort food like Shepherd's pie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"female Wonko

Wonka."

I've been called worse.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

I'm not sure how I feel about this

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Meli, on rare occasions, harbours a forked tongue.

;-) And I was uttering such sweet, sweet things less than a hour ago.

Sorry OP. I do find Wonka fun. But sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to say this totally resonates with my 'seasonal' outlook. Even in winter I sleep with the fan on.

I'm an Autumnal person and I love kicking leaves in the bracing air, drinking mulled wine, being languid in front of log fire and eating warm comfort food like Shepherd's pie."

We would get on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

I'm not sure how I feel about this

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Meli, on rare occasions, harbours a forked tongue.

;-) And I was uttering such sweet, sweet things less than a hour ago.

Sorry OP. I do find Wonka fun. But sorry. "

I'm too fucked off with the weather to be offended anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold……

Sshhh. I want to feel you….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold……

Sshhh. I want to feel you….

Sssshhhh. 2 people equals heat...nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold……

Sshhh. I want to feel you….

Sssshhhh. 2 people equals heat...nooooooooo"

I’ll wrap you up and put you in a freezer…..wait what. ?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"female Wonko

Wonka."

Willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold……

Sshhh. I want to feel you….

Sssshhhh. 2 people equals heat...nooooooooo

I’ll wrap you up and put you in a freezer…..wait what. ?

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold……

Sshhh. I want to feel you….

Sssshhhh. 2 people equals heat...nooooooooo

I’ll wrap you up and put you in a freezer…..wait what. ?

I knew there was a reason I liked you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"female Wonko

Wonka.

Willy?"

No willy.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I second this. Anything above 20 degress C and I'm beat.

I was thinking more anything above 5 should be banned. "

I’m good up to mid 30’s- means I don’t need to wear pants or shoes too

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"female Wonko

Wonka.

Willy?

No willy."

Free Willy?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I have an uncle who uses one of those cooling dog mats between his mattress and sheet in order to deal with a night sweat issue.

Works quite well, he says.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

Over? I wasn't aware it had even started yet!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"female Wonko

Wonka.

Willy?"

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You can be sooo childish sometimes! Umm, er, surely you meant "Wonko's Wonky Willy and the Cockolate Fucktory"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"female Wonko

Wonka.

Willy?

No willy.

Free Willy?"

What's he done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Heat wave on its way.....it's all over the news.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"female Wonko

Wonka.

Willy?

No willy.

Free Willy?

What's he done?"

No Willy's need to be freed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

Over? I wasn't aware it had even started yet! "

It started.

It's done.

Time to move on.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Stick two fingers up to society and don't shave your legs.

If people stare, glare at them and say "AND WHAT!" aggressively

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick two fingers up to society and don't shave your legs.

If people stare, glare at them and say "AND WHAT!" aggressively"

So, just act like my normal self? I can do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

I’m with ya.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

"
move to Mossley, it has its own micro climate, wet when dry everywhere else, cold when everywhere else is in a heatwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

That's 2.5 days too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

That's 2.5 days too much.

If it's any consolation you are giving off a distinctly icy vibe..

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I love kicking leaves in the bracing air, drinking mulled wine, being languid in front of log fire and eating warm comfort food like Shepherd's pie."

Nero, I think you're confusing real life with a scene from The Holiday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

That's 2.5 days too much.

If it's any consolation you are giving off a distinctly icy vibe..

My work here is done.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

A-fucking-men! Additionally...

I don't want these tan lines on my arms making me look like an arsehole.

I don't want to peel my balls off the inside of my thighs

I want to stay warm in a blanket during rainy days watching a film

I want to feel the crisp leaves beneath my feet on a walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

That's 2.5 days too much.

If it's any consolation you are giving off a distinctly icy vibe..

My work here is done. "

You haven't accounted for the variable that is fab, Elsa is hot!(figuratively speaking)..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A-fucking-men! Additionally...

I don't want these tan lines on my arms making me look like an arsehole.

I don't want to peel my balls off the inside of my thighs

I want to stay warm in a blanket during rainy days watching a film

I want to feel the crisp leaves beneath my feet on a walk"

Tan lines!!! I hate tan lines. They are not, I repeat NOT sexy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

That's 2.5 days too much.

If it's any consolation you are giving off a distinctly icy vibe..

My work here is done.

You haven't accounted for the variable that is fab, Elsa is hot!(figuratively speaking)..

Maybe so, I'm more the hoody/jogger wearing, frizzy haired, constantly knackered cold type though. (Figuratively speaking, not hot!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had like 2.5 days of actual summer this month.

Even I can cope with that

That's 2.5 days too much.

If it's any consolation you are giving off a distinctly icy vibe..

My work here is done.

You haven't accounted for the variable that is fab, Elsa is hot!(figuratively speaking)..

Maybe so, I'm more the hoody/jogger wearing, frizzy haired, constantly knackered cold type though. (Figuratively speaking, not hot!)

Fab Ice Queen..freeze you with a single stare..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I have to say this totally resonates with my 'seasonal' outlook. Even in winter I sleep with the fan on.

I'm an Autumnal person and I love kicking leaves in the bracing air, drinking mulled wine, being languid in front of log fire and eating warm comfort food like Shepherd's pie.

We would get on!!"

Huh?? I thought we already did!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I love kicking leaves in the bracing air, drinking mulled wine, being languid in front of log fire and eating warm comfort food like Shepherd's pie.

Nero, I think you're confusing real life with a scene from The Holiday!

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I'm living in a fool's paradise.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I can’t believe people like you actually exist !! Am playing Will Smith’s summertime as I type !!!

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko. "

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

No and I’m glad it’s not!

I’ve only just got warm dammit!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's cold....Happy now?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Personally I don't like the cold. At least when it warm my arthritis doesn't hurt so much

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

It is about 20 degrees too hot for me right now.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Nooooo! Summer needs to last longer! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko. "

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Enough is enough

standing here in the buff

At least the grass is long

But I don't really care

It was a hell of a party

I feel really quite farty

Where the hell are my clothes?

Ah fuck it, I still don't really care

I remember swinging

I remember winning

I remember drinking punch

I don't remember where I was

I don't remember what day it was

I don't know who I am

I really have had enough

Of standing here in the buff

So give me my Mcflurry

And I will be on my way...Thank you.

Hey OP, I did try and message you privately and do hope you are ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug "

No I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is about 20 degrees too hot for me right now.

Anything above 6/7 is too hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is about 20 degrees too hot for me right now.

Anything above 6/7 is too hot."

How do you rate someone who is 46.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This I can agree with. Shall we start a petition?

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm voting for a year round summer, maybe a little bit of spring to change it up a bit if needed but that's about it.

Down with the cold and wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm voting for a year round summer, maybe a little bit of spring to change it up a bit if needed but that's about it.

Down with the cold and wet

Get out

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm voting for a year round summer, maybe a little bit of spring to change it up a bit if needed but that's about it.

Down with the cold and wet

Get out"

I can't hear you over all the sunshine, sorry

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't."

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say "

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm voting for a year round summer, maybe a little bit of spring to change it up a bit if needed but that's about it.

Down with the cold and wet

Get out

I can't hear you over all the sunshine, sorry"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say. "

You're in your usual cheerful mood I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d agree with that. I work on a building site and winter is long enough

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say. "

Not only a river in Egypt . . . .

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A-fucking-men! Additionally...

I don't want these tan lines on my arms making me look like an arsehole.

I don't want to peel my balls off the inside of my thighs

I want to stay warm in a blanket during rainy days watching a film

I want to feel the crisp leaves beneath my feet on a walk

Tan lines!!! I hate tan lines. They are not, I repeat NOT sexy!!!!!

Bikini tan lines are pretty sexy, the ones that make your arm look like a drumstick squashie are not

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I want to feel cold now.

I want to see my breath in the frosty air.

I want to climb into a cold bed.

I want to go to sleep in the dark and wake up in the dark.

I don't want to shave my legs just because you can see my ankles.

I wanna wear my hoody and not be a sweaty mess god dam it!!

Is summer nearly over?

I may hibernate for a few months.

Come to Scotland. We are still in early spring up here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say.

You're in your usual cheerful mood I see "

Why yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say.

Not only a river in Egypt . . . ."

Female doesn't want a hug- breaking news.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say.

Not only a river in Egypt . . . .

Female doesn't want a hug- breaking news. "

Quick, someone tell Tom!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Cold winters day,clear blue sky. Walking the dog. Perfect

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I hope not, I'll miss you female Wonko.

It's not just me that sees the resemblance then

I always thought of Wonko as even more of a misanthrope. JAG as least attempts a form of sociality, scathing as it may be

She's a softy really that just needs a hug

No I don't.

That's exactly what someone that needs one would say

It's also exactly what someone that doesn't need one would say.

Not only a river in Egypt . . . ."

Needs one to escape the heat

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"A-fucking-men! Additionally...

I don't want these tan lines on my arms making me look like an arsehole.

I don't want to peel my balls off the inside of my thighs

I want to stay warm in a blanket during rainy days watching a film

I want to feel the crisp leaves beneath my feet on a walk

Tan lines!!! I hate tan lines. They are not, I repeat NOT sexy!!!!!

Bikini tan lines are pretty sexy, the ones that make your arm look like a drumstick squashie are not "

FH, I think you're just saying you need/want to be topless more often. My spidey-senses say the women of Fab are not going to object to you doing that.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"It is about 20 degrees too hot for me right now.

Anything above 6/7 is too hot."

Soulmate!

Now I am back to grumping.

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