FabSwingers.com forum: Thats it its the new empire starts here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get behind me people as i lead you into this new world and take back the power from all the people in charge of power giving me all the power as your new emperor of england

Add yourselves to my council of heroes as il call it

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the Empire strikes back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell, can't be any worse. I'm in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

God help us

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will there be a gavel, only, loud noises make me nervous?

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in but watch out for my revolution in 2 years time where I stab you in the back and take the throne

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"God help us "

Oh, if it's a religious sect I'll have to decline.

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Any alcohol involved?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?"
it shall be full of mastwr baters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be cake?it shall be full of mastwr baters"
bakers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a gavel, only, loud noises make me nervous?"
i can shout silence if it helps

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Could hold meetings in the library

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Only if you keep those testicles under control

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By *ornycheffaxMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield, halifax, brighouse ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I be in charge of catering?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Watch out for Brutus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah. Cake! Yes ok then!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll be a serving wench

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Can’t help but feel General Kenobi has seen this before

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Will there be a Death Star that reduces unemployment to zero rapidly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a Death Star that reduces unemployment to zero rapidly? "
all bad will be fixed honest

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Please can I have an AT-AT walker as a mobility aid (on state subsidy, obviously)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what this is but I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join your Empire but only if I can have my own badge, sword and a free gym membership

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You need a head of security

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have an AT-AT walker as a mobility aid (on state subsidy, obviously)?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join your Empire but only if I can have my own badge, sword and a free gym membership

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sorry i had to eliminate this person from the interview proccess he not slowly digesting in the belly of the all mighty sarlac honest

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

What’s in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s in it for me?"
im ok giving backhanders if i need to (slap)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s in it for me?im ok giving backhanders if i need to (slap) "
damn you emoji gods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but watch out for my revolution in 2 years time where I stab you in the back and take the throne

I was thinking sooner. Maybe 6 months

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Long live emperor scrube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need a head of security"
only if you wear green

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"What’s in it for me?im ok giving backhanders if i need to (slap) damn you emoji gods"

*sniggers*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Please can I have an AT-AT walker as a mobility aid (on state subsidy, obviously)?

Although I might accept a speeder if it comes with a therapy Ewok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely England is doing the opposite of empire building now with all this devolution and the Scots revolting this morning

Can an empire contain the sum total of one person? If so I'm a trumped up emporer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stand in front of you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be emperor of Scotland and Ireland if I swear allegiance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in but watch out for my revolution in 2 years time where I stab you in the back and take the throne

I was thinking sooner. Maybe 6 months

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guards 2 more surprise holiday of a lifetime winners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be emperor of Scotland and Ireland if I swear allegiance?"
lets go have a look at my new shark tank and discuss it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I stand in front of you please

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on your knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely England is doing the opposite of empire building now with all this devolution and the Scots revolting this morning

Can an empire contain the sum total of one person? If so I'm a trumped up emporer too

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worked for that little korean fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah its OK thanks, I'll be in the resistance. Every empire needs a thorn in it's side and it won't be long before that Duke slytalker fires his photon torpedo up your back vent.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The end of the world as we know it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I stand in front of you please

on your knees"

Could I have a cushion for my poor knees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The end of the world as we know it then! "
it will be a better world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as petrol cheaper

And cost of living crises doesn’t get any worse

I’d vote for Monster raving looney party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be emperor of Scotland and Ireland if I swear allegiance?lets go have a look at my new shark tank and discuss it

Scottish Sharks??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im detecting an issue here hmmm if i cant even fill a thread with perverts how will i convince the military to back my play hmmmm

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Can I be Empress? I look good in purple.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im detecting an issue here hmmm if i cant even fill a thread with perverts how will i convince the military to back my play hmmmm"

Good point, build a few legions first and then the perverts will fall in line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Empress? I look good in purple. "
il meet you half way personal groomer is a purple uniform

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