FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me what you want

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

What you really REALLY want

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

A ziggaziggAhhh

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Right now? A cup of tea

Wouldnt mind a meet later, but I need a brew first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really really wanna bowl of Frosties or other sugary unhealthy cereal

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

To stay

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"To stay "

Stay where?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I really really really wanna bowl of Frosties or other sugary unhealthy cereal "

Omg I forgot about Frosties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you really REALLY want "

I’ll tell you what I want what i really really want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my clothes and hair to dry before my first meeting. I just got soaked on my pre work walk and I am now in damp clothes and have wet hair, and my makeup feels funny...

NBVN x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I have 48 hrs in a day please.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What you really REALLY want

I’ll tell you what I want what i really really want "

Sooooo tell me what you want what you really really want

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I really really want to see a picture of NBVN looking how she just described herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to pick a direction without the world dictating the conditions or to be emperor of england so i get to dictate back

Or for time to take a human form so i can fight it for the human race

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"For my clothes and hair to dry before my first meeting. I just got soaked on my pre work walk and I am now in damp clothes and have wet hair, and my makeup feels funny...

NBVN x"

Oh nooooooo. Sunny here

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

More bank holidays

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"To be able to pick a direction without the world dictating the conditions or to be emperor of england so i get to dictate back

Or for time to take a human form so i can fight it for the human race"

You emperor of England?!

. I’m off

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Cup of coffee and some cake got to wait until 10 though.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I really really want to see a picture of NBVN looking how she just described herself

Yes! Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To slide down a Firefighters Pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be able to pick a direction without the world dictating the conditions or to be emperor of england so i get to dictate back

Or for time to take a human form so i can fight it for the human race

You emperor of England?!

. I’m off

"
guards

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Some time.

Contemplation, relaxation. Allowing myself to switch off for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

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oh look you sound like me now

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some time.

Contemplation, relaxation. Allowing myself to switch off for once"

I’m rubbish at that. I don’t have an off switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

oh look you sound like me now

You can take the girl out of Manc…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

oh look you sound like me now

You can take the girl out of Manc……."
im not a fucking manc

wash your damn mouth out

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

oh look you sound like me now

You can take the girl out of Manc…….im not a fucking manc

wash your damn mouth out"

I meant me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a little beauty to ride my face like a stolen pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To slide down a Firefighters Pole

. I’m saying nowt

oh look you sound like me now

You can take the girl out of Manc…….im not a fucking manc

wash your damn mouth out

I meant me

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i do not sound like a bloody red roser ever

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I need a little beauty to ride my face like a stolen pony "

Under a desk?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Some time.

Contemplation, relaxation. Allowing myself to switch off for once

I’m rubbish at that. I don’t have an off switch

I do, I can't find it though. My mind's running at 900 miles an hour and it's not doing me any favours.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I vant…. A Viscount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a little beauty to ride my face like a stolen my little pony "

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I vant…. A Viscount "

A mint one?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"What you really REALLY want "

I can't have what I really, really want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What you really REALLY want

I can't have what I really, really want.

Ah but sometimes when you get it you don’t want it anymore.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I want you! "

To show me the way… Wahwahwahwah wahh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A lottery win would be nice right now thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I want you! "

Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun and heat to arrive for at least 2 months.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Breakfast in bed "

Bed? Lazy cow. Get up!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

a good woman in my bed with me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Breakfast in bed "

I'll bring some Bacon , Egg , and Sausages from work and cook you some then

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"What you really REALLY want

I can't have what I really, really want.

Ah but sometimes when you get it you don’t want it anymore. "

I'd definitely want it. It's just not possible

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lottery win would be nice right now thanks

Yeah it really really would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breakfast in bed

Bed? Lazy cow. Get up! "

I am up! But I'd happily go back to bed and stay there allllll day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breakfast in bed

I'll bring some Bacon , Egg , and Sausages from work and cook you some then

Itll definitely be brunch by then, but that works too

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Breakfast in bed

Bed? Lazy cow. Get up!

I am up! But I'd happily go back to bed and stay there allllll day"

Ahhhhh! I’ll let you off then

. Can I join you if I bring a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you!

Me?

Yes, you.

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

To win enough on the lottery that I don't need to work or worry about money for the rest of my life.... Not too much to ask surely?!

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breakfast in bed "
il hoover the crumbs off ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breakfast in bed

Bed? Lazy cow. Get up!

I am up! But I'd happily go back to bed and stay there allllll day

Ahhhhh! I’ll let you off then

. Can I join you if I bring a bacon butty

I'll make the brews and jump back in whilst I wait

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Breakfast in bed

Bed? Lazy cow. Get up!

I am up! But I'd happily go back to bed and stay there allllll day

Ahhhhh! I’ll let you off then

. Can I join you if I bring a bacon butty

I'll make the brews and jump back in whilst I wait

On my way

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A long, indefinite sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita is all I need

A little bit of Tina is what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A long, indefinite sleep"

And to be woken by a charming Prince or Princess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handjob and a bacon sarnie. Not fussed about the order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FWB

Holiday

Turkey

Or hurgahada in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice women too spend my life with......

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A handjob and a bacon sarnie. Not fussed about the order

You could give yourself a handjob with one hand and eat your bacon sarney with the other.

Jobs a good un!

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Edwardsville

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A handjob and a bacon sarnie. Not fussed about the order

You could give yourself a handjob with one hand and eat your bacon sarney with the other.

Jobs a good un! "

Not sure the rest of the office would be OK with that, the smell of bacon would be unwelcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loads of money

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Holiday ….. only a week to go thank goodness!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Holiday ….. only a week to go thank goodness! "

Same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the weekend to be here already

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Is Danni Menzies too much to ask for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go back to sleep.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What you really REALLY want "

I want you to want me

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Is Danni Menzies too much to ask for?"

I’ll have a look around see if I can see her next week and pop her in my suitcase for you

How’s that

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What you really REALLY want

I want you to want me "

Me?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

In fairness I just want to be noticed

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Doesn’t everyone though. I’m sure you will. I’ve noticed you around the forums lately

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"Is Danni Menzies too much to ask for?

I’ll have a look around see if I can see her next week and pop her in my suitcase for you

How’s that

Thanks, that would be great

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What you really REALLY want

I want you to want me

Me?

Who?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What you really REALLY want

I want you to want me

Me?

Who?

Oh her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to slam yer body down and move it all around

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’d like to slam yer body down and move it all around "

Hahaha. Best answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want my Future, then forget my Past.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Someone to cwtch up to when I have my pre night shift nap later

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I vant…. A Viscount

A mint one?"

Yes please

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What you really REALLY want

I want you to want me

Me?

Who?

Oh her

Her who?

who wants me?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"What you really REALLY want

I want you to want me

Me?

Who?

Oh her

Her who?

who wants me? "

Can’t say. I promised

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What you really REALLY want

I want you to want me

Me?

Who?

Oh her

Her who?

who wants me?

Can’t say. I promised "

Truly heartbreaking

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

Nothing to do with the thread but the penny dropped!! Yondu!! Eureka

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

Oh was that you!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

Oh was that you! "

T’was!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

Nothing to do with the thread but the penny dropped!! Yondu!! Eureka

Mary Poppins and all that

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"What you really REALLY want "

My passport sorted I fly Sunday lol

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

When did I promise cake?

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"What you really REALLY want "

You but alas out of your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a date

A cuddle

Soft kisses

Conversation, laughs

To be wanted

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

When did I promise cake?"

A while ago but it’s ok I expect cake as often as I expect sex

Rarely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Group sex, then left alone to sleep it off while everyone else cleans the house, folds the laundry and cooks me tea

Mrs

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

To be free

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A third Weetabix

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

When did I promise cake?

A while ago but it’s ok I expect cake as often as I expect sex

Rarely "

I think you have mistaken me for someone else.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I think I might want something I’ve never wanted before and never thought I’d want

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"In fairness I just want to be noticed

Who said that?

You’re still owe me a cake

Who does?

You to My previous profile Yondu

When did I promise cake?

A while ago but it’s ok I expect cake as often as I expect sex

Rarely

I think you have mistaken me for someone else.

Not with my memory but it’s ok I won’t hold it against you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd really like to know what the OP wants that they've never wanted before but thinks they might want when they're wanting something.

I also want someone to just tell me what nail colour will work best because it's a lot of effort deciding on things.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I'd really like to know what the OP wants that they've never wanted before but thinks they might want when they're wanting something.

I also want someone to just tell me what nail colour will work best because it's a lot of effort deciding on things.

Go for a bright red nail polish.

You're welcome

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Aston Martin Vantage ideally the 4.7 and definitely NOT the 'face-lift' model with that odd front grill and the Merc engine.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A long, indefinite sleep

And to be woken by a charming Prince or Princess? "

I'm good ta

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

As is the norm when she appears I want Meli..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A lot less pain, please

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