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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

We’re not always online to respond to the hundreds of messages we get, so make use of the fab forum answering machine.

Post your message in the thread and then maybe leave a message or two to people in reply.

Remember it’s just for fun, play nice people.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hi, Fiddles can’t come to the phone right now, I’m having to pick Nan up from the bingo and then I’ve got to take her to pick up her prescription and some haemorrhoid cream, and then she wants a sausage roll from Greggs.

Anyway, leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Press 1 for masturbation

Press 2 for a quiet night in

Press 3 for a naughty threesum

Press 4 for Swinging

Press 5 for Dogging

Press 6 for a Gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Hey, how you doing? Sorry you couldn’t get through.

Just leave your name, and your number, and I’ll get back to you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hey, how you doing? Sorry you couldn’t get through.

Just leave your name, and your number, and I’ll get back to you. "

Hi, yeah, err I’m good thanks. Dave 012345678

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service.

"

Hi there, I called but it’s says I’m blocked, must be something this end, that’s the 32nd person this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail of Neil. I’m not sad and lonely any more because I have 'the voices'. Well, one voice. It's the voice of my dog. Not that it's a real dog, my mother would never let him have a real dog, so I made up one for myself. And a fine big dog it is too, with a waggy tail and a nice cold nose. I was going to call it Princey, but the dog told me its name was Demolition. So that's what I call it.

And the dog's told me other things too. Like how to adjust the bar-code reader in the shop where I works so that he can read the lines on people's palms and I can see what they're thinking. And which small ads in the comic books to send off to, so I can become irresistible to women, bend others to my will, gain vital inches and fear no man living.

By the way, did you want anything?” BEEP

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"“Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail of Neil. I’m not sad and lonely any more because I have 'the voices'. Well, one voice. It's the voice of my dog. Not that it's a real dog, my mother would never let him have a real dog, so I made up one for myself. And a fine big dog it is too, with a waggy tail and a nice cold nose. I was going to call it Princey, but the dog told me its name was Demolition. So that's what I call it.

And the dog's told me other things too. Like how to adjust the bar-code reader in the shop where I works so that he can read the lines on people's palms and I can see what they're thinking. And which small ads in the comic books to send off to, so I can become irresistible to women, bend others to my will, gain vital inches and fear no man living.

By the way, did you want anything?” BEEP"

Hiya, when you’re at the shop could you get me a multi pack of cheese and onion crisps please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

….. hello ….who is it?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"….. hello ….who is it? "

Me, you daft ‘apeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Press 1 for masturbation

Press 2 for a quiet night in

Press 3 for a naughty threesum

Press 4 for Swinging

Press 5 for Dogging

Press 6 for a Gangbang"

3.

....3

........3..3.333.33333333...33 HELLO IS THIS THING ON?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now but for an instant orgasm press 0 0 0 0 0 0...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss D is not available to take your call right now. You are in a queue. Please hold..................................................................

MissD is taking longer than expected to answer your call. Please continue to hold..................................................................

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

If youre calling about having sex with me please hold the line , if not then fuck off

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I'm afraid all our lines are busy at the moment and our operators don't give a shit.

Please hang up now as your call isn't valued.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Miss D is not available to take your call right now. You are in a queue. Please hold..................................................................

MissD is taking longer than expected to answer your call. Please continue to hold.................................................................."

I’m holding it

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