FabSwingers.com forum: Had any nice meets lately?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

When this question pops up from blokes in messag sum them up on the strength of that one question and delete. I'd never meet with them.

What question gets your hackles up ?

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By *tevelizCouple
over a year ago

northampton

not so much questins as friends request from people we have never heard of.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have you met many in here then?

I've got 60+ verifications on my profile, what do you fucking think??!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"not so much questins as friends request from people we have never heard of."

I get that regularly - I have to do a mass delete every now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you got any photos?

erm... yes.. look on my profile..

cali

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What question gets your hackles up ?"

'Can you bring a female friend when we meet?'

Grrrr.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

do you travel

only today I got the offer to suck a guys cock, nice but sadly not worth the 200 mile round trip...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Can I bring a mate along too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one question which annoys the hell out of me is "So where in Derbyshire are you then" before I've even had time to read their profile!

If I wanted everyone to know it would be on my profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you into?" Grrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends list is short cos thats the way i like it, I dont just send them willy nilly and iv had great meets with them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get back to me as soon as possible OK?"

and...

"Will you Domme me?"

and...

"I finish work in an hour, invite me round" (usually recieved at around 1am)

Blockety-Block-Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are your boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one we get asked quite a lot is, have you had any fun lately??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"How are you today?

That one drive me fooking nuts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you're not meeting at the moment but if you look at my profile and see if you fancy meeting up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna fuk ure missus. can I?

(text speak deliberate)

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I know I'm not what you're looking for but ...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

And the perennially manipulative one:

Can I ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages don't but the repetitive moans about messages received tend to wear thin while reading the forums.

I am more a positive looking person and struggle to understand the half empty attitude.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Had much luck here?

or I'm very sub and need a domme.

Or how are you?

even had one with just x. How do I reply to x???

I've had that many today, I deleted all my profile and blocked all people from messaging.....Til I've calmed down!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"even had one with just x. How do I reply to x???"

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

or can you teach my wife to be bi! She doesn't like women.

WTF? How do I manage that then?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"even had one with just x. How do I reply to x???

y?"

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... been getting a lot of "I know you SAY your not meeting but" ....... grrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... Oh and that perennial ........ "can I have some of your knickers?"

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

How are you two tonight?

(terminally boring and unimaginative)

How about I come round and fuck Emm? I'll let Zed watch.

(Well that's very kind of you!)

Fancy sum fun?

(yawn!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were r u? Wat u in2? etc....

Either they can't be arsed actually looking at your profile prior to messaging you, or they haven't yet worked out that they are supposed to. Judging by the language they send in their missives, I suspect it's the latter.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Messages don't but the repetitive moans about messages received tend to wear thin while reading the forums.

I am more a positive looking person and struggle to understand the half empty attitude.

Really, You wouldn't know from this response.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The eternal,

'Would you like a massage?.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Want to chat?

What are you doing tonight? (usually when I'm 300 miles away and had yo cross sea to get there!)

So where in Sheffield are you? (what difference does it make since I don't accom)

Why don't I come to yours for coffee? (see above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where are you from" lol... Not that it dont state on my profile hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you met many in here then?

I've got 60+ verifications on my profile, what do you fucking think??!!!

makes them sound a bit dim.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Hi how are you?

That one really bugs us and will just get ignored.

It does say on our profile that we will ignore one liners on our profile but we still get 5-10 a week and mostly from couples. (usually who have no one liners on their own profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last !

Now I know where I've been going wrong

Mental note to self:

No txt spk

Don't use Hi, or ask how someone is (they're usually human shaped).

No more booty calls with strangers

Try not to ask someone to travel more than 100 miles.

Got it ...

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Do you use that strap-on on men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow another thread on the wrongs single guys do YAWN

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Howzithangin?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When this question pops up from blokes in messag sum them up on the strength of that one question and delete. I'd never meet with them.

What question gets your hackles up ?"

That question: and what are you into!

When I'm playing and my profile is visable I think it's pretty bloody obvious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q : What are you into ?

A : What would you like me to be into ?

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Q : What will you do to me when we meet ?

A : Rather than talking about it, why not come round and find out

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Both answers tend to be silence inducing

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hi

Yep...guaranteed to grind my gears too!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Wow another thread on the wrongs single guys do YAWN"

In spite of the fact that many posters haven't mentioned who sent the messages and others have said couples are just as bad.

Ok blokes were mentioned in the OP, but if you pay as much attention to detail in the rest of the forum you'd realise that many of the posters, including the OP, are mainly here for the single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do pay attention

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Miserable buggers its only Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you met many in here then?

I've got 60+ verifications on my profile, what do you fucking think??!!!

If I had 60 verifications, I don't think I would put them all on display

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"The one question which annoys the hell out of me is "So where in Derbyshire are you then" before I've even had time to read their profile!

If I wanted everyone to know it would be on my profile!"

I hate that too!! It's not on there for a reason! My town is tiny and I don't want any body just on here for a giggle knowing my business!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your favourite cheese?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Are you having much luck on here?

"I'm a single bi fem what do you think?"

What are you into?

"Depends, what day is it today?"

Can I ask you a question?

"If you can get around the block I've just put on you, by all means."

Remember that guy that smiled at you in *insert name of club*, that was me, will you verify me?

"The guy that followed me around for 4 hours, furiously wanking under his towel, that didn't say hello? No."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you met many in here then?

I've got 60+ verifications on my profile, what do you fucking think??!!!

If I had 60 verifications, I don't think I would put them all on display"

Thats the joy of personal choice I guess!!

And lets think about it a little more. 60 veri's. On site over three years. Lets average about 18 a year.

Ooh - thats 1 1/2 a month!! Jeez - that's a seriously busy person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy: will you suck my cock?

1- you're not straight

2- thanks for saying hi

3- if you can't get a woman then you have no chance with me

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"not so much questins as friends request from people we have never heard of."

ppl who asked"you free today?".....when our status clearly says that we @ a club,party,event,having a meet....if they can't even read the status which is on top of the profile than clearly not for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you having much luck on here?

"I'm a single bi fem what do you think?"

What are you into?

"Depends, what day is it today?"

Can I ask you a question?

"If you can get around the block I've just put on you, by all means."

Remember that guy that smiled at you in *insert name of club*, that was me, will you verify me?

"The guy that followed me around for 4 hours, furiously wanking under his towel, that didn't say hello? No.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this question pops up from blokes in messag sum them up on the strength of that one question and delete. I'd never meet with them.

What question gets your hackles up ?"

I think men just find it really hard to know what women want to hear in a first message - I know I do; so they regularly fall down at the first hurdle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At last !

Now I know where I've been going wrong

Mental note to self:

No txt spk

Don't use Hi, or ask how someone is (they're usually human shaped).

No more booty calls with strangers

Try not to ask someone to travel more than 100 miles.

Got it ...

Haha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"When this question pops up from blokes in messag sum them up on the strength of that one question and delete. I'd never meet with them.

What question gets your hackles up ?

I think men just find it really hard to know what women want to hear in a first message - I know I do; so they regularly fall down at the first hurdle.

Dribble , drool n giggle

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"When this question pops up from blokes in messag sum them up on the strength of that one question and delete. I'd never meet with them.

What question gets your hackles up ?

I think men just find it really hard to know what women want to hear in a first message - I know I do; so they regularly fall down at the first hurdle.

What would you say if you saw someone in a bar you fancied? If its not a cheesy pick up line then start with that.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

'Would you like to meet me when I'm on holiday in Devon?'

'I live in Manchester, is Devon more than 80 miles away?'

'Could you persuade my wife to try bi fun?'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I know I am 18 and out your age range but I fancy having sex with an older woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you into?" Grrrrr.

Lol or 'what are you looking for?'

The delete button, tata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this question pops up from blokes in messag sum them up on the strength of that one question and delete. I'd never meet with them.

What question gets your hackles up ?"

All the ones listed in this thread annoy me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this an I suck your cock crap just gets so tiresome

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"All this an I suck your cock crap just gets so tiresome

Sorry.

I'll stop now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What question gets your hackles up ?"

Does wounds heal easily with you or are you a haemophiliac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this an I suck your cock crap just gets so tiresome

Sorry.

I'll stop now."

Oh no you carry on just remember to come up for air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure other straight guys have the same problem as me, as I often get messages from bi couples... really like the sound of you, if we meet you can fuck my gf/wife but you must be bi as you will need to play with bf/hubby too.. Grrrr Ffs says I'm straight on my profile... Can't people read!!

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