FabSwingers.com forum: You are a burglar but you only steal something that will only slightly inconvenience your victim

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

One half of the socks... they still have socks, they just don't match

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

The pull cord to the bathroom light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously, it's the fridge lightbulb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m nicking the cheese toastie maker from right back in the depths of the furthest and most difficult to reach kitchen cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin opener and I'd click all the ring pulls off any tins in the cupboard out of spite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just purloined Just Another Girl's telly remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/06/22 18:45:53]

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

All of the spoons, good luck making a brew

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

All the chargers for phones and gadgets

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

All the door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open all the bananas

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Open all the bananas"
oh that's just evil

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"All of the spoons, good luck making a brew

Obviously never used the arse end of knife to stir your brew then

I’m taking the shower curtains. Nobody likes a wet floor.

If they did like wet floor why have shower curtains

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

All the coffee mugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 piece of a jigsaw

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tea towels

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All the bras...she's gonna have to bounce down the shops for replacements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 piece of a jigsaw "

I'd steal all the corners.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

All shoe laces!

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

All of her underwear lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

The pull handle for the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her door key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.01% of Jeff Bezos' net worth. He might not even notice.

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By *ueenpersephoneWoman
over a year ago

yorkshire

All the batteries out of the remotes and out of the sex toys

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

"All of the spoons, good luck making a brew

Obviously never used the arse end of knife to stir your brew then

I’m taking the shower curtains. Nobody likes a wet floor.

If they did like wet floor why have shower curtains

No bc I’d use chopsticks!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Remove all the labels from the tins in the cupboards.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"1 piece of a jigsaw

I'd steal all the corners. "

It was you then

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

All the tissues, kitchen rolls, and toilet rolls, and then laugh if the first thing that they need when they get home is a pony and trap.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Remove all the labels from the tins in the cupboards."
oooh thats evil

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"All of the spoons, good luck making a brew

Obviously never used the arse end of knife to stir your brew then

I’m taking the shower curtains. Nobody likes a wet floor.

If they did like wet floor why have shower curtains

No bc I’d use chopsticks!"

How many sugars are on the end of a chopstick?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

All the forks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 piece of a jigsaw

I'd steal all the corners. "

I was aiming for mildly malevolent. That’s bordering on evil

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Backs of earrings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the tv remotes

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Backs of earrings "
you minx xx

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If it's only to slightly inconvenience them I'd remove the fuse from the vacuum cleaner plug, they could have done the same to my iron several years ago and I still wouldn't know

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Tip the milk down the sink, go to the shed and replace with watered down white emulsion. Imagine breakfast next day when they are eating their cocopops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote control batteries

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Tip the milk down the sink, go to the shed and replace with watered down white emulsion. Imagine breakfast next day when they are eating their cocopops.

Probably improve the flavour, have you smelt white emulsion by the way

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

All the inside door handles!

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The bog brush

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Tip the milk down the sink, go to the shed and replace with watered down white emulsion. Imagine breakfast next day when they are eating their cocopops.

Probably improve the flavour, have you smelt white emulsion by the way "

Yes lush it is.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

All the toilet paper.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"All of the spoons, good luck making a brew

Obviously never used the arse end of knife to stir your brew then

I’m taking the shower curtains. Nobody likes a wet floor.

If they did like wet floor why have shower curtains

Nobody has shower curtains these days.

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

The TV power cable

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A few of the wife’s hair pins to clean my ear wax. But I’d actually leave them behind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m taking all the laces out of every pair of shoes/trainers I see

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

All fuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A leg from each chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 piece of a jigsaw

I'd steal all the corners.

I was aiming for mildly malevolent. That’s bordering on evil "

Hey, I.like to.mix thing up to.make it interesting. I bought the kids at my school an all white rubix cube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 piece of a jigsaw

I'd steal all the corners.

It was you then "

Mayyyyyyyybe ;-p

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

All the phone chargers and TV remotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the toilet paper."

#lockdown#toosoon

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

And un plug everything so they'd think it was some environmentalists

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

The toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of your toilet paper except the last sheet.

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

The last rolo!!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

All the punctuation characters that no one is using.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Their vanity, adding one more Dwayne Dibley to the world.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

All the working pens - but leave the ones just about to run dry

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All the rings out of The keys they have in the house

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