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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Ever feel the same after treading in dog poo?

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You've put forward one of the great questions of our time. Bravo

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

No, never smell the same either

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Just rub them really hard on a nearby patch of grass and you'll be fine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not only throw the shoe away I’d cut my foot off.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I would not only throw the shoe away I’d cut my foot off. "

. You crack me up

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I would not only throw the shoe away I’d cut my foot off. "

I know the feeling..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Once a shoe has been ‘christened’ in such an ignominious manner, they are never the same again.

I hate it especially if one has deep treads on the shoes into which the dog shit clings on for seeming dear life.

I do however have a great tip for such occasions:

If you can find some wet mud, start treading in that which will suck the dog shit right out as if by magic.

Be sure to join me again next week when I will reveal an exclusive trick on how to remove dog vomit out of a shag carpet

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Once a shoe has been ‘christened’ in such an ignominious manner, they are never the same again.

I hate it especially if one has deep treads on the shoes into which the dog shit clings on for seeming dear life.

I do however have a great tip for such occasions:

If you can find some wet mud, start treading in that which will suck the dog shit right out as if by magic.

Be sure to join me again next week when I will reveal an exclusive trick on how to remove dog vomit out of a shag carpet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes can be cleaned using a technique called “puddle finding”. This can only happen on damp days so we are fine in the UK.

The bigger issue is your car mats if you haven’t realised before entering a vehicle. That smell will never go away… ever!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Noooooo

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I assumed that telephone cable or power lines were the place dog poo shoes go to die, with a barefoot victim hobbling home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are tainted forever with the memory, even if you do manage to dig all the shit out of the treads and eliminate the smell (unlikely).

I once stepped in a huge fresh dog turd whilst wearing tiny little flip-flops. The warm squelch between my toes still haunts me

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"They are tainted forever with the memory, even if you do manage to dig all the shit out of the treads and eliminate the smell (unlikely).

I once stepped in a huge fresh dog turd whilst wearing tiny little flip-flops. The warm squelch between my toes still haunts me "

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