FabSwingers.com forum: How do I act ...it's a fishy smell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Could it be somebodies lunch containing fish do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put up with it and keep ya thoughts to yourself.

Easy.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It's your feet, OP.

Nobody else dares tell you.

In case you breathe on them while responding.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Put up with it and keep ya thoughts to yourself.

Easy."

My thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your feet, OP.

Nobody else dares tell you.

In case you breathe on them while responding."

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "

Urgh

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Breathe In through the mouth, out through the nose should help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s enough internet for you today I think.

You’re a grown adult, and working. Act like it.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Put up with it and keep ya thoughts to yourself.

Easy.

My thoughts exactly"

Yep. Not quite the moral maze!

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By *ubytuesdaysTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

I did a stint as a trainee personnel officer at a branch of Sainsbury 200 odd women , in th edays everybodt smoked cos evryone else stank . couldnt smoke in the store... I went vegan and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here

Urgh"

You literally took the word out of my mouth!

Urgh indeed.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Wonder if this thread would have been started if you had to put up with men's foot odour?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

So you’re under the desk with people sat at it and you thought getting your phone out would be a class move?

How big is the fucking desk? I cant think of any desk that would be big enough for me to be under and have people sit and work at it!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get some incense sticks...I call them incident sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Complain about unsuitable working environment and ask for extra/danger pay

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Not pleasant that...

And obviously as they are ladies there is no way for you to broach the situation with them without coming off weird.

I suggest purchasing two magic trees (winter fresh) and hanging them from your ears.

Also... leave a pack of fem fresh wipes on the desk for the dolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big office big desks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not pleasant that...

And obviously as they are ladies there is no way for you to broach the situation with them without coming off weird.

I suggest purchasing two magic trees (winter fresh) and hanging them from your ears.

Also... leave a pack of fem fresh wipes on the desk for the dolls

Exactly my point, I wouldn't dare say anything but it isn't pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes of course you are, and don’t tell us they started to tease you. In real life your in your bedroom pulling yourself off.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Give them all a lick and see if one tastes of tuna.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Yes of course you are, and don’t tell us they started to tease you. In real life your in your bedroom pulling yourself off."

So cynical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought "

Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes of course you are, and don’t tell us they started to tease you. In real life your in your bedroom pulling yourself off."

God youre funny

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It could also be coming from stinky shoes or boots.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Get a magic tree and hang it.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Just noticed. Very suitable user name

Maybe be polite about it and suggest they go to the doctors. For their health.

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Carpet tile glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes of course you are, and don’t tell us they started to tease you. In real life your in your bedroom pulling yourself off.

So cynical

Us never lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix "

That sounds like a H&S issue and they should he asked to relocate until you have finished the job.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Scratch & sniff?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Give them all a lick and see if one tastes of tuna."

Bad Nanna

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this smell following you about? I'd check yourself for crotchrot before pointing the finger

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought

Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix "

Lol I'd have to take an enormous amount of space to have my legs so wide you could have a good view of my underwear. And I'd probably split my skirt in the process. Have I ventured into the fantasy section not the lounge by mistake?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.

Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.

Don't be so judgemental.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.

Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.

Don't be so judgemental. "

One of our kids has this, it's a genetic condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven’t farted have you OP ?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Not pleasant that...

And obviously as they are ladies there is no way for you to broach the situation with them without coming off weird.

I suggest purchasing two magic trees (winter fresh) and hanging them from your ears.

Also... leave a pack of fem fresh wipes on the desk for the dolls

Exactly my point, I wouldn't dare say anything but it isn't pleasant "

I'm sure if the women knew you were perving on them and looking up their skirts they wouldn't exactly think you are too pleasant either.

And you could actually be a professional and ask them to move while you work .

I find the whole story to be unbelievable as I don't know any situation where people would be expected to work when someone is under their desk so maybe stories and fantasy section is better for this one.And even if it's not true it says a lot more about you that you think about consent.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

I'm intrigued. What sort of a job requires sitting under a large desk and perving at womens privates? Might be handy I suppose if you need them to pass you a spanner or something.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

You should get off of fab amd finish the job. Then leave the area, all the while behaving like a gentleman and keeping your eyes on the job not on women's underwear. Just a thought

Bit difficult when legs wide open and I have to point that way to grab when I need to fix

Please keep it to the forum OP. This certainly not one of my fantasies.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"That’s enough internet for you today I think.

You’re a grown adult, and working. Act like it."

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

I'm intrigued. What sort of a job requires sitting under a large desk and perving at womens privates? Might be handy I suppose if you need them to pass you a spanner or something.

It does help having the extra hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you’re under the desk with people sat at it and you thought getting your phone out would be a class move?

How big is the fucking desk? I cant think of any desk that would be big enough for me to be under and have people sit and work at it!"

Do people know he's under the desk?

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I just remembered why I loved the forums...

Its the cliquey nitpicking virtue signalling and faux outrage...

Its

Just

Moreish

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I just remembered why I loved the forums...

Its the cliquey nitpicking virtue signalling and faux outrage...

Its

Just

Moreish

I think its quite informative.

It’s allowed me to appreciate WFH more because I’m not having to work under a desk surrounded by fishy fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

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I have just caught you on my mobile! If the smell is that bad why have you been under there for so long. Shoes are coming off next.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

Have you asked if any of the young ladies can smell fish?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I worked with a woman in the early 80s who had the worst bo to ever assault my nostrils. I was too much of a coward to tell her so I kept quiet and breathed through my mouth when I was near her

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Currently sat under a reception desk.

Out of interest, how tall are you or is the reception desk very high?

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By *arquis du LacMan
over a year ago

leeds

Just to add a different viewpoint! Electrics when they are shorting give of a fishy odour!!! Poor girls getting the blame for everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming this isn’t just made up and someone genuinely has a bad smell from bad hygiene you should speak to your supervisor.

Good hygiene will be part of your terms and conditions in your contract.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It could be an electrical fault, burnt out or overloaded sockets can often give off a strong fishy smell.

Find the source ASAP or at least use it to root out the culprit if not

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Well that's my entertainment quota filled for the day

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Just for the purposes of elimination, you don’t work a for Birdseye I take it?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well that's my entertainment quota filled for the day

Damn! And I thought an unsolicited cock pic would have been appropriate about now to meet your quota - missed my window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the op finished the job, or pass-ed out?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Only thing i smell is bull shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch & sniff?

Supposed to be a secret

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I worked with a woman in the early 80s who had the worst bo to ever assault my nostrils. I was too much of a coward to tell her so I kept quiet and breathed through my mouth when I was near her"

The terrible bad breath teacher was my worse experience.

He was also the Head and would lean over your shoulder to explain something in Maths. I could never concentrate because I was trying to not heave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this has been really funny. Thankfully I had finished my lunch, which happend to be tuna sandwiches

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Stick a hungry

under the desk and see which girl it goes for....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only thing i smell is bull shit

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I agree. Seems to me he should have put this on the Stories and Fantasies Forum.

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt. "

That is quite litterally societies loss

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Stick a hungry

under the desk and see which girl it goes for....

Do you have one of those in your tool kit? I would but I don’t think it would get on well with the gerbil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt. "

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Currently sat under a reception desk with 4 young women in skirts and there is a bad fishy smell and not near the beach or restaurant.

It's so bad I feel sick. But I'm stuck here till I fix the job.

I'm intrigued. What sort of a job requires sitting under a large desk and perving at womens privates? Might be handy I suppose if you need them to pass you a spanner or something.

I watched a film about this once. It was in the Restricted section of the library

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What he hasn’t mentioned it’s reception at Billingsgate Fish Market.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.

Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.

Don't be so judgemental.

One of our kids has this, it's a genetic condition. "

So do I. I only ever eat fish when I'm not going to be at work the next day.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Good story bro

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Peg for your nose….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell BS not fish OP

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head "

Good old imagination

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people "

That needs 4 young women all wearing skirts....

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people."

In that case should someone send out a search party, may have been overcome by the fumes.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

That needs 4 young women all wearing skirts...."

What are the chances of it?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people."

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can't be that bad to share it on fab forums lol

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"It could be an electrical fault, burnt out or overloaded sockets can often give off a strong fishy smell."

Just what I was thinking...

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Is he still under the desk?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company."

And I'm sure they'd all happily sit there while some bloke sat under the desk, on his phone...

Also, that's sounds a shit company.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company."

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts"

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

No I wouldnt

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

No I wouldnt"

Me neither

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

And I'm sure they'd all happily sit there while some bloke sat under the desk, on his phone...

Also, that's sounds a shit company. "

All I'm suggesting is there are elements of the story that could be true.

Hell, I wouldn't sit there with some random guy sitting under the desk.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"You do know it does not necessarily mean they are not clean.

Some people metabolise certain proteins differently and if they eat fish the body emits a fishy smell the next day. It can't be helped and is something you can't fix.

Don't be so judgemental.

One of our kids has this, it's a genetic condition. "

There was a lady on Steph's packed lunch talking about this today.

Bit grim talking about people this way. Very unprofessional.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people "

The hospital I used to work at had one reception for all the clinics in the main outpatient department and that had space for up to 6 receptionists. It was a square with a wall mounted desk around 3 sides of it. The desk was only about half a metre deep though and no idea how you'd be close enough to 4 of the receptionists to potentially smell them

. They also weren't all young or all women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So....4 young women in skirts not only stay at a desk with a man under it but also open their legs?

Is this the start of some weird porn where he tastes them all to see who tastes of fish?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

. "

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One girl says there's that sick squid I owe you

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Ah the old ‘Lacey pen-drop’ I hear that’s officially a thing in Liverpool these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with this girl years ago in a factory she had bad oral hygiene & people would call her by her name toothbrush! & some even used to bring in toothpaste & a toothbrush & leave them on top of her locker but it never sunk in with her in the end we refused to work by her

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Bloody men will make anything sexual

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Has this not been moved to the story & fantasy section yet?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Ah the old ‘Lacey pen-drop’ I hear that’s officially a thing in Liverpool these days "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Bloody men will make anything sexual

Hey it's me, don't act all innocent

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "

Go far away from any women.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Fishy smell? Seems like someone has put the carp into carpentry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This story is definitely fishy!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Only thing i smell is bull shit

I agree. Seems to me he should have put this on the Stories and Fantasies Forum. "

But its true

All porn is real

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people."

Were you under the desk?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?"

All the ones with no clean trousers, for a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishy smell? Seems like someone has put the carp into carpentry "

Or the c**t in Scunthorpe

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

All the ones with no clean trousers, for a start."

Why dont they have clean triusers?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Just go and buy a couple of large tins of Febreze and start spraying them under the desk,walk around with a peg on your nose.

Problem sorted.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

All the ones with no clean trousers, for a start.

Why dont they have clean triusers?"

Er....because they've worn them all? I hadn't thought this far ahead tbh. I certainly had no part in the non-cleanliness

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?"

I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Buy a gas mask......

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654"

3 trillion?

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By *reckles 101Man
over a year ago

south east

Yuk

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Bloody men will make anything sexual

Hey it's me, don't act all innocent

Or surprised?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Bloody men will make anything sexual

Hey it's me, don't act all innocent

Or surprised?

Well that's just cheeky, just as well I like you or I'd be hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only thing i smell is bull shit

very true

sad pal

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654

3 trillion?

I told you I lost count. They just won't stand still.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here "

How to lose your job 101

I know for a fact this didn't happen. No way would any company allow a guy to sit under a desk while anyone worked at it let alone 4 women.

Someone has been watching too much porn.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

All the ones with no clean trousers, for a start.

Why dont they have clean triusers?

Er....because they've worn them all? I hadn't thought this far ahead tbh. I certainly had no part in the non-cleanliness"

Bet you wish you did though

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company."

Maybe it wasnt required and they all just chose to wear skirts?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654"

You counted them all by yourself? Did you send out a form for every household in the world or visit each personally with a questioner?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is absolutely no way I would still be sat at a desk that had a man underneath it, especially if I was wearing a skirt.

I’m trying to work out how you can actually fit and be working under a desk with ladies sat around it.

Sounds like a fantasy to me

It's just the right size desk in his head

Good old imagination

Some people really need the attention I guess, I'm just trying to think of any reception desk I've seen that needs 4 people

. They also weren't all young or all women

See all I can think of now is you dressed up as a nurse while sitting at this desk and me having to pick your pen up for you because it's the gentleman thing to do

Bloody men will make anything sexual

Hey it's me, don't act all innocent

Or surprised?

Well that's just cheeky, just as well I like you or I'd be hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#DHOTYA

Ah, shit this isn’t Twitter, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a gas mask......

That's a bit extreme. A scuba mask and snorkel will do.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Could be in a large office block. I've seen receptions with that many people.

All young women wearing skirts? Are you in on his fantasy hour?

Not in on the fantasy. Just telling you what I've seen. And yes, they were all wearing skirts because that was the required dress code/uniform of company.

Unf they cannot tell you you have to wear skirts

No, but you'd be surprised how many women like to wear skirts.

How many?

I lost count at 3,626,485,336,654

You counted them all by yourself? Did you send out a form for every household in the world or visit each personally with a questioner? "

I hacked a CIA satellite.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Can't really come up from under a desk and say has anyone got tuna for lunch lol

Did have a little perv under here some women do care and legs wide open even though I'm under here

How to lose your job 101

I know for a fact this didn't happen. No way would any company allow a guy to sit under a desk while anyone worked at it let alone 4 women.

Someone has been watching too much porn. "

It’s happened where I work. Electricians running cables below work stations while people are still working is not at all uncommon.

Can’t comment on the amount of porn consumed….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Magic trees purchased

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By *I coupleCouple
over a year ago

North east

Exactly that!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Magic trees purchased "

Stick your ear plugs up your nose.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Magic trees purchased "

You're still under the desk?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

OP, just come out from under the desk, take a deep breath of air and whilst shaking your head, say, ‘jeeesus, which one of you has the wiffy kipper?’

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You're going back tomorrow then?

What the fuck are you doing under there for so long?

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