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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!

First woman to post on here gets a spanking !

Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.

Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

PS I love women !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit back and open the popcorn.

Let the madness commence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be interested to hear the comments and just how many of you ladies will reply

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I don't expect a man to pay alot try to insist! Even on a coffee meet I try paying and often have or at least bought the second drink if it lasts that long lol x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Going Dutch is the common thing now and I also love women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll offer my posterior up for a spanking

Just came to say that I had an amazing first date a few weeks ago and went Dutch. First time for everything haha. If I like the person enough I’d definitely offer in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here to annoy the men.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to blow the men.

"

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread? "

Well you started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hear for

Coffee and wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

Well you started it "

I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

Well you started it

I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men. "

I think you just annoy the boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on two fab pub dates where men have bought me drinks as we have done "rounds" it was kinda going Dutch. I've been on 3 fab meet where the men have hosted. 99% of the time I host or pay for a hotel and I always have beer or spirits. Oh yeah, I have condoms too.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I've been on two fab pub dates where men have bought me drinks as we have done "rounds" it was kinda going Dutch. I've been on 3 fab meet where the men have hosted. 99% of the time I host or pay for a hotel and I always have beer or spirits. Oh yeah, I have condoms too. "

Never split the condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on two fab pub dates where men have bought me drinks as we have done "rounds" it was kinda going Dutch. I've been on 3 fab meet where the men have hosted. 99% of the time I host or pay for a hotel and I always have beer or spirits. Oh yeah, I have condoms too.

Never split the condoms "

Stella advice!

(Told u I had beer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now split bills.

But if it was a date - date. And I asked them. I think I’d like to pay, or at least offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to annoy the men. "

I’m just her for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

Well you started it

I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men.

I think you just annoy the boys "

Well, I annoy you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you "

Smooth

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

Well you started it

I'll have you know I'm ace at annoying men.

I think you just annoy the boys

Well, I annoy you..."

See you don't though, I you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you "

I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!

To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!

To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too. "

I bought the last guy steak and multiple rums.

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!

To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too.

I bought the last guy steak and multiple rums. "

What are you upto for the next 40 years of your life ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you

Smooth "

Yes it is, and I could prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you

I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody "

Sorry, I nearly missed this reply

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you

I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody

Sorry, I nearly missed this reply "

I would have forgiven you eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew the women wouldn’t be able to hold back !! Am gonna have to get you all over my knees !!

To be honest I don’t mind paying first couple of rounds but the woman will always go up in my estimation when she buys me a drink too. "

A social where I girl didn’t even ask me if I was paying just bought me a drink. She didn’t go up in my estimation because she was already up there. But, She impressed me and made me realise it’s not as expected as it once was for me to pay.

*I still owe her one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you

I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody

Sorry, I nearly missed this reply

I would have forgiven you eventually "

Thanks. I’ll buy you a drink to say sorry.

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am on a first date, I would probably pay for what I ordered on a first date. Might not ever see that person ever again.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to annoy the men.

I’m just her for you

I thought you were here for me? You need to check your priorities woody

Sorry, I nearly missed this reply

I would have forgiven you eventually

Thanks. I’ll buy you a drink to say sorry. "

Cheers buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ?? "

How big do you need it to look?

Get it to hang out with smaller ones, that’s how my friend (average Dave) in school looked taller at the time. We were all a few inches shorter, and from a distance we looked like we were going on an adventure to throw a ring into a mountain of fire.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ?? "

Pass, I don't do false advertising as I want them to be equally dissapointed online as in person

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I would always offer to pay for the drinks. If the other person insists on splitting the bill then I would back down as I don't want to appear pushy. Compromise is good.

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Yeah I don’t mind on a first date, but when it’s like the 3rd date and she’s still hasn’t offered to buy even one drink.....then I start having doubts.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread? "

This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like to pay my way.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!

First woman to post on here gets a spanking !

Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.

Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"

I will always pay the first bill, and give her the option to pay the next time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?"

Only if you're straight and it's discreet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I like to pay my way.

"

With sex?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I always offer to get a round in, I use the joint account to pay

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I like to pay my way.

With sex? "

Only if I’m a bit skint that month

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!

First woman to post on here gets a spanking !

Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.

Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"

I always pay….but then that’s manners.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Does only the first woman get a spanking? How disappointing

Anyway, I don't like going to the bar, so often don't get rounds of drinks. But if the bill comes to the table I'll pay it. But that's just social awkwardness rather than expecting someone to pay for me. I'll happily give them money to go to the bar with. I also shocked a taxi driver once by paying when I was with three men. He said women never pay which seemed crazy to me

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

No men aren't 'expected' to pay! It's a silly assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No men aren't 'expected' to pay! It's a silly assumption.

"

It’s not that silly really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ?? "

Photoshop your hand, to make it look smaller, on your cock and take a pic from underneath, ie put your phone on a low surface and set a timer.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?"

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Anyone going to see the new Thor film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always offer, some accept, some don't.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always offer, some accept, some don't."

I accept Visa or Mastercard

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No men aren't 'expected' to pay! It's a silly assumption.

It’s not that silly really."

I think it is. Why should they? I don’t think I’ve ever paid for a first drink, they’ve always insisted but wouldn’t even cross my mind to expect them to buy the next one. Same with hotels, dinner etc. I wouldn’t dream of not paying half or at least offer to.

There must be some women who don’t do this considering the amount of “I need someone to pay for my site support” statuses I see but I don’t think that’s right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally pay, it’s a bit old school I suppose. Happy to split or whatever too, I enjoy no assumptions that either person will pay and no expectations regardless of who does.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?

Only if you're straight and it's discreet "

Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there…….

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?

Only if you're straight and it's discreet

Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there……. "

All the time, have you not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always offer, some accept, some don't.

I accept Visa or Mastercard "

Contactless only......

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I always offer, some accept, some don't.

I accept Visa or Mastercard "

I don't want to know how many you've swallowed

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?

Only if you're straight and it's discreet

Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there…….

All the time, have you not? "

Not once, in 10 years of Fab. I did have one woman say she loves giving bj’s, but didn’t want to let me down, after reading my comments about not being able to cum from a bj……?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just here to blow the men.

Is this a 'stating the least likely thing to happen' thread?

This is Fab; only men offer to suck cocks right?

Only if you're straight and it's discreet

Has anyone ever received an offer of a bj from a woman in here, as a direct result of a forum thread? All these self-proclaimed ‘bj queens’ out there…….

All the time, have you not?

Not once, in 10 years of Fab. I did have one woman say she loves giving bj’s, but didn’t want to let me down, after reading my comments about not being able to cum from a bj……?"

I'm not keen on them so I just politely say thank you but I'll pass

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even "

You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even

You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was "

Fast as lightning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even

You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was

Fast as lightning "

Very Very Frightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always offer, some accept, some don't.

I accept Visa or Mastercard "

No bitcoin then

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even

You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was

Fast as lightning

Very Very Frightening "

I can be when someone annoys me

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

How’s this men only thread going? Have we arranged going for a beer yet?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If someone "insists" they pay all the time I won't let them and will make sure I get to the card reader before they do to make the rounds even

You've actually done that at the bar with me , bloody sneaky it was

Fast as lightning

Very Very Frightening

I can be when someone annoys me "

Oh I know haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date? "

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Even the most ardent of female feminists and advocates of treating the sexes equally will cherry pick what aspects of a man's life they wish equality in.

Frank

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4"

Does sound quite scientific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4

Does sound quite scientific "

BSc fancy a bit of rocket science?

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x "

It’s not a travel lodge is it ??

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I always offer but most men insist on paying. But that's my generation. My daughter always goes Dutch.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x

It’s not a travel lodge is it ??"

If she wants to pay for a travel lodge then I'd be game, I've always found them very comfortable

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Next question - any tips on how to make your cock look bigger in yer pics ??

Photoshop your hand, to make it look smaller, on your cock and take a pic from underneath, ie put your phone on a low surface and set a timer. "

Lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4"

You meant lavatory I believe

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I bet loads of women will be looking at this thread as they’re so nosey !!

First woman to post on here gets a spanking !

Men only thread created so we can discuss men only subjects / topics.

Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"

I offer, but really it's a test!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4

You meant lavatory I believe "

Right, I'm off for a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4

You meant lavatory I believe

Right, I'm off for a wank "

Danm that auto correct

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If the lady pays whilst I'm in the laboratory do I have to put out?

I want to know why you would be in a Laboratory when on a date?

The loo, toilet for a 1,2,3 or 4

You meant lavatory I believe

Right, I'm off for a wank "

In the laboratory or lavatory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x

It’s not a travel lodge is it ??"

What’s a travel lodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x

It’s not a travel lodge is it ??

What’s a travel lodge "

Oh fancy. Behind Nandos not good enough for you? call it a cheeky Nandos

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Ok, first question, when going on a first date or any date for that matter do you end up paying the bill ? Do you think this is right? Women want equality but men are still expected to pay! Why ???"

Yes, I always pay, then they feel obligated to give me a blowie in the car park.

Even if all they had was a house salad and tap water, I can manipulate that into them feeling guilty for leading me on!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"No men aren't 'expected' to pay! It's a silly assumption.

It’s not that silly really."

I'll re-phrase, I don't expect to be paid for. I'll always pay or offer to.

Individual actions determine collective belief.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

In the four years that I've been on here...only two women have offered to pay or go dutch.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"In the four years that I've been on here...only two women have offered to pay or go dutch.

"

I'd make it 3, but you're a long way away.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

"

Amen!

Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

Amen!

Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators…."

Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

Amen!

Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….

Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option."

Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons….

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I like to pay for all the drinks so he sits there thinking "Damn, now she doesn't owe me a blowie".

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I always assume I’d pay for the first date. It’s though nice if lady offer to share the bill. I’ll politely insist and/or offer to pay for my drink next time or at the next bar

Another question to guys. When/how do you understand it’s time to change your car? I usually drive till it’s ready for scrap or getting too much maintenance/repair head ache

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I really need to get myself up north to the The Commonwealth of Inherent Ridiculousness of Fåb.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I always assume I’d pay for the first date. It’s though nice if lady offer to share the bill. I’ll politely insist and/or offer to pay for my drink next time or at the next bar

Another question to guys. When/how do you understand it’s time to change your car? I usually drive till it’s ready for scrap or getting too much maintenance/repair head ache "

I’d say when the repair costs exceed the cars value, it’s definitely time for an upgrade

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

Amen!

Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….

Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.

Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons…."

Rule 4: Thy shall remain in silence until your pissing comrades have left the room. At no point during washing and drying should contact be made.

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I always assume I’d pay for the first date. It’s though nice if lady offer to share the bill. I’ll politely insist and/or offer to pay for my drink next time or at the next bar

Another question to guys. When/how do you understand it’s time to change your car? I usually drive till it’s ready for scrap or getting too much maintenance/repair head ache

I’d say when the repair costs exceed the cars value, it’s definitely time for an upgrade "

Agreed.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

Amen!

Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….

Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.

Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons….

Rule 4: Thy shall remain in silence until your pissing comrades have left the room. At no point during washing and drying should contact be made."

Rule 5: When one hath finished urinating, one should take heed to shake thy member no more than three times, for to exceed this amount may be perceived by fellow patrons that one is actually ‘enjoying oneself’….

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Let's talk about urinal etiquette!

Amen!

Rule 1: Thou shalt not compare penile lengths with thy neighbouring urinators….

Rule2: Thou shalt not assume a urinal position closer than the furthest possible option.

Rule 3: Strict silence shalt be adhered to at all times; on no account should one attempt to initiate conversation with thy fellow pissing patrons….

Rule 4: Thy shall remain in silence until your pissing comrades have left the room. At no point during washing and drying should contact be made.

Rule 5: When one hath finished urinating, one should take heed to shake thy member no more than three times, for to exceed this amount may be perceived by fellow patrons that one is actually ‘enjoying oneself’…. "

Hahaha

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By *undance_Kid OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hedge trimmers! Cordless or not ???

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hedge trimmers! Cordless or not ???"

I'm still yet to own a hedge to trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite often pay for the hotel room does that help? J x "

Well that is defo fair…

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Going Dutch is the common thing now and I also love women "

Finally a modern man

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Even the most ardent of female feminists and advocates of treating the sexes equally will cherry pick what aspects of a man's life they wish equality in.

Frank"

I agree! I bet not one single female ever offered to pay the same swinger club entry fee as a single guy for instance.....

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