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A deal with God

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love Kate Bush, and of course she’s back in the charts, so if you could, what deal would you make with God?

I’d ask God to let me be born several years earlier (1971, specifically) purely so I could have my meow meow Malcolm McDowell as his younger self

I’d also ask her for a publishing deal

What deal would you make with God?

P.S; it’s just a casual post pls no thoughtpieces on religion pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold my soul to the devil for a brussel sprout

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Not necessarily a deal, but I would ask him what's up with this cancer shit ...what's the purpose of it in this world? Like all other desieses (or at least most) have a cure/solution. I'd ask him to stop with this cancer bullshit or tell me what the solution for it it...

...like seriously God Dude WTF

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I sold my soul to the devil for a brussel sprout "

Is it a magic Brussel sprout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sold my soul to the devil for a brussel sprout

Is it a magic Brussel sprout?"

No. I was just hungry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd have to ask myself what could God possibly want from me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'd have to ask myself what could God possibly want from me.

"

Yeah. I'm in no position to bargain, really.

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"I love Kate Bush, and of course she’s back in the charts, so if you could, what deal would you make with God?

I’d ask God to let me be born several years earlier (1971, specifically) purely so I could have my meow meow Malcolm McDowell as his younger self

I’d also ask her for a publishing deal

What deal would you make with God?

P.S; it’s just a casual post pls no thoughtpieces on religion pls "

Shocking no one... I would go for "a femme body" to go with my brain

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"Not necessarily a deal, but I would ask him what's up with this cancer shit ...what's the purpose of it in this world? Like all other desieses (or at least most) have a cure/solution. I'd ask him to stop with this cancer bullshit or tell me what the solution for it it...

...like seriously God Dude WTF"

"Beating Cancer" is the thing that changed so much of my outlook on life.

Beating cancer was in quotes, because the only way you truly beat cancer is to die to something else.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd have to ask myself what could God possibly want from me.

Yeah. I'm in no position to bargain, really."

I'm already an angel, I can't do much more good to get a gift from God

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"I sold my soul to the devil for a brussel sprout

Is it a magic Brussel sprout?

No. I was just hungry "

Never make deals with the devil or go food shopping when hungry.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Which god am I making a deal with?

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgmoor

Send me back to the age of 16 with the knowledge, skills and experiences I have now.

Let me grow into adulthood unburdened by the question of who am I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which god am I making a deal with? "

Any God you want

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Which god am I making a deal with? "

Om.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Which god am I making a deal with? "

All 7 since is 7 sky's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell him to make me King of the World! I could do it by myself, but the wars and murder and shit would really put a damper on things

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sacrifice my soul to ridden poverty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which god am I making a deal with?

Om."

What, like I'll grow more lettuce if you stop trampling people?

Mr

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By *osephSamuel90Man
over a year ago

Warfield


"I love Kate Bush, and of course she’s back in the charts, so if you could, what deal would you make with God?

I’d ask God to let me be born several years earlier (1971, specifically) purely so I could have my meow meow Malcolm McDowell as his younger self

I’d also ask her for a publishing deal

What deal would you make with God?

P.S; it’s just a casual post pls no thoughtpieces on religion pls "

You must love Clockwork Orange and Caligula as he gets full on naked in them. Although he is a psychopathic rapist in both so that's probably a turn off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Kate Bush, and of course she’s back in the charts, so if you could, what deal would you make with God?

I’d ask God to let me be born several years earlier (1971, specifically) purely so I could have my meow meow Malcolm McDowell as his younger self

I’d also ask her for a publishing deal

What deal would you make with God?

P.S; it’s just a casual post pls no thoughtpieces on religion pls

You must love Clockwork Orange and Caligula as he gets full on naked in them. Although he is a psychopathic rapist in both so that's probably a turn off"

A Clockwork Orange is my most favourite book/movie/soundtrack of alllllll time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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To leave Steve and his mane of perfection alone.

Thanks God.

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By *osephSamuel90Man
over a year ago

Warfield


"I love Kate Bush, and of course she’s back in the charts, so if you could, what deal would you make with God?

I’d ask God to let me be born several years earlier (1971, specifically) purely so I could have my meow meow Malcolm McDowell as his younger self

I’d also ask her for a publishing deal

What deal would you make with God?

P.S; it’s just a casual post pls no thoughtpieces on religion pls

You must love Clockwork Orange and Caligula as he gets full on naked in them. Although he is a psychopathic rapist in both so that's probably a turn off

A Clockwork Orange is my most favourite book/movie/soundtrack of alllllll time "

Stanley Kubrick was a quality director. Apparently they used him to direct the fake moon landing but he was such a perfectionist he insisted on filming on location

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Kate Bush, and of course she’s back in the charts, so if you could, what deal would you make with God?

I’d ask God to let me be born several years earlier (1971, specifically) purely so I could have my meow meow Malcolm McDowell as his younger self

I’d also ask her for a publishing deal

What deal would you make with God?

P.S; it’s just a casual post pls no thoughtpieces on religion pls

You must love Clockwork Orange and Caligula as he gets full on naked in them. Although he is a psychopathic rapist in both so that's probably a turn off

A Clockwork Orange is my most favourite book/movie/soundtrack of alllllll time

Stanley Kubrick was a quality director. Apparently they used him to direct the fake moon landing but he was such a perfectionist he insisted on filming on location"

I love his films I love The Shining too such a class film love my wife Shelley Duvall

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

Simply rid all evil, illness and famine, I will then give up my Kit Kat.

Mmm maybe next year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my child to live a healthy and fruitful life. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my old best friend be happy and thrive beond control and that to be enough for me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm not sure what I could possibly offer a god if one existed, but I would like to change the right wing of American politics. I'm genuinely afraid of it becoming a fascist dictatorship.

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