FabSwingers.com forum: What brutally honest new slogans do you have for brands

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

The Reclaim Party: Cos the BNP wasn't Far Right Enough

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Apple; for wankers with zero sense

Coca Cola; Drink the full sugared one as our others are even more toxic.

McDonalds; Helping obesity rates due to pushing cheap dog food at idiots.

Labour; We're not like the Conservatives, honest!

Conservatives; We're for the people. Our long established centre left stance doesn't mean anything.

Lib Dems; Wibble

Burger King; mmm dry shite

Seed oil companies; Eat our toxic oils plebs. Read what we funded and nothing else.

Google; Hurr Hitler Good.

Bill Gates; Eat less meat so I can eat more meat!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"The Reclaim Party: Cos the BNP wasn't Far Right Enough"

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Any current product - we advertise inclusively even though we don’t necessarily employ inclusively..

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Facebook: We're not listening, honest!

Amazon: formerly known as the Octan corporation

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Any current product - we advertise inclusively even though we don’t necessarily employ inclusively.."

But only in June! Advertising returns to normal the rest of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nestle - The Murdering Bastard Corporation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sportshop Direct - yes you can actually wear a Wetherspoons

Apple - this product is 4 years old. But our new model.

Iceland - it looks different but all tastes the same.

Stella - coz yo fucking straight right?

BMW - we used to be nazis but you have a small penis so it’s ok

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Google magic eraser - if only prince Andrew had one.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Sky TV: because where else are you going to watch football?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Manchester United: It's just like Disneyland

I fucking hate Ed Woodward

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sky TV: because where else are you going to watch football?"

This is basically the premise of the Mitchell and Webb parody of Sky's hype machine.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Manchester United: It's just like Disneyland

I fucking hate Ed Woodward

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Glazers aswell mate how they get away with fleecing the club I will never know

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Men: It's just too much training to suck ourselves.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Macmillan

For when 'You've never had it so bad'

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