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Three wise men there should be three wise women

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By *r Cheeky cheeky OP   Man
over a year ago

essex

If not why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty wise women on Fab. Not many virgins, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are renowned for buying shit gifts

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Men are renowned for buying shit gifts "

Gold...New parents need loads of money....frankincense...babies can be very smelly...but myrrh..wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's more than ³.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are renowned for buying shit gifts

Gold...New parents need loads of money....frankincense...babies can be very smelly...but myrrh..wtf?"

Olly myrrhs.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There's more than ³."

They're all right as well

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Because women weren't allowed to be Kings or travel alone at night.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Men are renowned for buying shit gifts

Gold...New parents need loads of money....frankincense...babies can be very smelly...but myrrh..wtf?"

Myrrh and Tonka is a beautiful perfume.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Men are renowned for buying shit gifts

Gold...New parents need loads of money....frankincense...babies can be very smelly...but myrrh..wtf?"

Myrrh can be used in incense and medicines. Both useful for babies

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Men are renowned for buying shit gifts

Gold...New parents need loads of money....frankincense...babies can be very smelly...but myrrh..wtf?

Myrrh can be used in incense and medicines. Both useful for babies "

Why is incense useful for babies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me .. only 181 more sleeps to Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need, their wisdom comes from their husbands.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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Why is incense useful for babies?"

Covers the smell when you're changing them.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"If not why not"

There were 3 wise women, but they arrived a lot later as they had to stop every 10 minutes to go for a wee.

They may also have needed to reconfirm their route, but at no time were they lost or unable to navigate, oh no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was 3 wise men because they needed to be rare and unusual, they could have just gone out into the street to get 3 wise women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wise women were making the sandwiches.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Men are renowned for buying shit gifts

Gold...New parents need loads of money....frankincense...babies can be very smelly...but myrrh..wtf?

Myrrh can be used in incense and medicines. Both useful for babies

Why is incense useful for babies?"

Cover up the smells

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"If not why not

There were 3 wise women, but they arrived a lot later as they had to stop every 10 minutes to go for a wee.

They may also have needed to reconfirm their route, but at no time were they lost or unable to navigate, oh no."

I expect they would have asked the way though without arousing Herod's suspicions

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Because they are all prostitutes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Because women would have been wise enough to know that a woman who'd just given birth in a flaming stable with no pain relief wouldn't want three blokes turning up and have to make polite conversation. They'd being meals, something useful for the baby, do a bit of housework, make the new mother food and then clear off.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

*bringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

correct emoji carry on

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You should be able to find at least three.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I've got James blunt song in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because women would have been wise enough to know that a woman who'd just given birth in a flaming stable with no pain relief wouldn't want three blokes turning up and have to make polite conversation. They'd being meals, something useful for the baby, do a bit of housework, make the new mother food and then clear off."

To be fair, the nativity scene as its shown these days is likely nothing like what happened (or at least was recorded as happening) anyway.

According to the gospels, the light in the sky appeared at Jesus' birth prompting the wise men to travel from the east. In the absence of Easy Jet it's fair to assume this would have been a journey of some months at least, if not a year or more. The gospels also clearly state they visited the family in the house, not a stable. An indication of the length of time they arrived after he was born is given when they went to King Herod and his response was to kill all children under the age of 2 as opposed to all newborns. Herod would obviously have hedged his bets but I'm guessing the average Roman soldier soldier was quite capable if distinguishing between a newborn and a 2 year old so this suggests he was working with a longer timescale than "we're seeking the king of the Jews, we think he was born last night".

Mr

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Because women would have been wise enough to know that a woman who'd just given birth in a flaming stable with no pain relief wouldn't want three blokes turning up and have to make polite conversation. They'd being meals, something useful for the baby, do a bit of housework, make the new mother food and then clear off."

No chance of them arriving on time though... Apparently

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Because women would have been wise enough to know that a woman who'd just given birth in a flaming stable with no pain relief wouldn't want three blokes turning up and have to make polite conversation. They'd being meals, something useful for the baby, do a bit of housework, make the new mother food and then clear off.

No chance of them arriving on time though... Apparently "

So they say. I think we both know that's an outdated and ridiculous stereotype, much like my own post

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