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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

.. come sit by me

Just got reminded of this quote. It makes me smile.

Got any favourite quotes that amuse you?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Those who find themselves ridiculous, sit down next to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who find themselves ridiculous, sit down next to me."

All sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

You bought a bank out of social embarrassment? I sometimes buy the Big Issue out of social embarrassment but not a bank!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though

Mr"

Amusing and they make you think. I have an entire shelf just for his books

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

“I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.”

Rock guitarist for AC/DC Angus Young.

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By *ustlooking900Man
over a year ago

Donegal

'You can't teach stupid' used quite ABIT at my workplace

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

".. come sit by me

Do we have to sit still?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Give a man fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life

Terry pratchett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though

Amusing and they make you think. I have an entire shelf just for his books

That they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh sit down, oh sit down, oh sit down. Sit down next to me.

An ancient Mancunian proverb *nods*

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though

Mr"

He made a really witty, side busting comment in one of his disc world books about the science of bed but can I hell as remember it!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

".. come sit by me

Do we have to sit still?

I wouldn't dare presume to tell you what to do

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

".. come sit by me

Do we have to sit still?

I wouldn't dare presume to tell you what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Norm in Cheers once said...

Women. Can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though

Mr"

My favourite was the two soldiers talk about war. One says "The problem with war is that it's long periods of being bored followed by short periods of excitement."

The other replies "I thought it was short periods of excitement followed by a long period of being dead."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Give a man fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life

Terry pratchett "

Give a man a fish and he can feed himself for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him at weekends.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Nobody likes a suck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what people are? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

…

“May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead”

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

just simply

I AM ENOUGH

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