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By *lynJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Morden

I do like the films but some of them just got silly.

Why not just shoot him rather than set up unfeasibly daft traps?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Film makers licence I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like the films but some of them just got silly.

Why not just shoot him rather than set up unfeasibly daft traps?

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Because that would be a pretty shit film.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

For the movie to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die”

You’re right, OP, a quick bullet to the head and we can all go home.

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

Well he's dead now anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bond enters the room

“I have you now Mr Bond”

*Shoots bond*

The End

I’d watch it.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Bond enters the room

“I have you now Mr Bond”

*Shoots bond*

The End

I’d watch it."

haha

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Same thing with a lot of video games, too. I just played through the Uncharted _rilogy recently, and the number of times the bad guys caught Drake and then just didn’t shoot him on the spot for… reasons. It’s a very common crutch / trope that a lot of writers seem to be unable to shake.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Because it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like the films but some of them just got silly.

Why not just shoot him rather than set up unfeasibly daft traps?

"

Because that's not what escapism is all about.

The movies would be a bit short too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bond enters the room

“I have you now Mr Bond”

*Shoots bond*

The End

I’d watch it."

I wouldn't! I wouldn't have chance to finish me popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say I only watch Bond for the Astons? As long as nobody kills a DB5, It's OK.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die”

You’re right, OP, a quick bullet to the head and we can all go home. "

Love that line!

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By *lynJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Morden

I think they lost their way during the Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan years. Too many gadgets, cheap sets and silly plots.

The Daniel Craig era has brought Bond back to where it should be.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Did you touch her? Did you touch her?

Now take this honky outside and waste him…

Live and let die - classic!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"I think they lost their way during the Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan years. Too many gadgets, cheap sets and silly plots.

The Daniel Craig era has brought Bond back to where it should be."

Bollocks, Moore was great!

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By *lynJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Morden


"I think they lost their way during the Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan years. Too many gadgets, cheap sets and silly plots.

The Daniel Craig era has brought Bond back to where it should be.

Bollocks, Moore was great! "

He might have been but the plots were crap.

Connery was the best Bond, except he should have stuck to his principles and not done Diamonds are Forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like the films but some of them just got silly.

Why not just shoot him rather than set up unfeasibly daft traps?

"

I’ve said that after watching all the Bond movies a sniper with a decent rifle and scope far quicker and easier way to get rid of someone.

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By *rilogyMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"I think they lost their way during the Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan years. Too many gadgets, cheap sets and silly plots.

The Daniel Craig era has brought Bond back to where it should be."

Really? Goldeneye is probably the best one of the lot, don't rate Daniel Craig that highly.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

If you want something closer to reality the Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy or Smileys People by John le Carre.

But Bond is total escapism

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I do like the films but some of them just got silly.

Why not just shoot him rather than set up unfeasibly daft traps?

"

Only some of them are silly? Can you name one that isn't?

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I agree, films shouldn't exceed 120 minutes.

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By *umpybumpyMan
over a year ago

Newport


"I agree, films shouldn't exceed 120 minutes."

Or the cinema ticket should come with a glass of wine and a snack as mandatory if it’s longer than 2 hours…

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I agree, films shouldn't exceed 120 minutes.

Or the cinema ticket should come with a glass of wine and a snack as mandatory if it’s longer than 2 hours…"

That would be nice but a toilet break would be higher on my list of requirements.

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By *lynJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Morden


"I do like the films but some of them just got silly.

Why not just shoot him rather than set up unfeasibly daft traps?

Only some of them are silly? Can you name one that isn't? "

In theory, the one in Goldfinger strapped to the table and the laser edging up towards his groin. He only got out of it by talking his way out.

Can't think of a particularly silly trap in "From Russia With Love".

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By *lynJ OP   Man
over a year ago

Morden


"I agree, films shouldn't exceed 120 minutes.

Or the cinema ticket should come with a glass of wine and a snack as mandatory if it’s longer than 2 hours…

That would be nice but a toilet break would be higher on my list of requirements. "

Oh for the days when films had intermissions.

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