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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want it kissed better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want it kissed better? "

might need more than that but feel free to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must remember to blow first then suck

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Man up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up lol "

so don't phone my mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must remember to blow first then suck "

I get it wrong every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee "

Put some ice on it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee "

Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee

Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future "

the problem was it was too cold so i zapped it in the microwave

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee

Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future

the problem was it was too cold so i zapped it in the microwave"

typical man....blame the microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee

Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future

the problem was it was too cold so i zapped it in the microwave

typical man....blame the microwave "

well it can't be my fault can it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DAMN IT! overdunked my biscuit and it's fallen in. This cuppa has not gone well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open wide "

now that is an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DAMN IT! overdunked my biscuit and it's fallen in. This cuppa has not gone well. "

Just not your day, mr f xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open wide

now that is an offer"

You can shut your mouth now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open wide

now that is an offer

You can shut your mouth now

"

charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open wide

now that is an offer

You can shut your mouth now

charming "

Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever

Only trying to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open wide

now that is an offer

You can shut your mouth now

charming

Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever

Only trying to help "

well if you're only thinking of me that's ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must remember to blow first then suck

I get it wrong every time "

oh my

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Proof... . If more were needed, men don t belong in kitchens..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must remember to blow first then suck

I get it wrong every time

oh my "

If you care to show me where I'm going wrong, I'd be grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open wide

now that is an offer

You can shut your mouth now

charming

Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever

Only trying to help

well if you're only thinking of me that's ok then "

Good..by now it must be turn for another one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open wide

now that is an offer

You can shut your mouth now

charming

Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever

Only trying to help

well if you're only thinking of me that's ok then

Good..by now it must be turn for another one?"

want me to make you one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must remember to blow first then suck

I get it wrong every time

oh my

If you care to show me where I'm going wrong, I'd be grateful"

i'll get the kettle on then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I will eat all the jaffa cakes myself then....

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Can i have an un microwaved coffee too plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will eat all the jaffa cakes myself then.... "

Oi get of the Jaffa cakes there mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will eat all the jaffa cakes myself then....

Oi get of the Jaffa cakes there mine "

Didn't your parents teach you that it's good to share!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

need a social/jaffa cake picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will eat all the jaffa cakes myself then....

Oi get of the Jaffa cakes there mine

Didn't your parents teach you that it's good to share!! "

Yeah!! 1 for you and the rest for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember when those apple pies came out in Macdonalds! The first time I took a big bite of one I thought I was gonna pass out with how hot it was and burning my mouth. These days I nibble first as don't wanna make the same mistake again.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Remember when those apple pies came out in Macdonalds! The first time I took a big bite of one I thought I was gonna pass out with how hot it was and burning my mouth. These days I nibble first as don't wanna make the same mistake again."

That's a very good lesson - always start with a little nibble before stuffing it all in your gob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ............... "

started working as a stripper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............

started working as a stripper?"

more creative than that .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must remember to blow first then suck

I get it wrong every time

oh my

If you care to show me where I'm going wrong, I'd be grateful

i'll get the kettle on then "

Does it normally take this long?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............

started working as a stripper?

more creative than that ......... "

stripper who's built their own pole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............

started working as a stripper?

more creative than that .........

stripper who's built their own pole?"

it would have to be reinforced lol and no more creative than that .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............

started working as a stripper?

more creative than that .........

stripper who's built their own pole?

it would have to be reinforced lol and no more creative than that ....... "

you've built your own strip club?!

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