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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of you all - except this.

Post something thought provoking or something flirty today.

Keep us enriched with your banter

Keep us tingling with your flirty nature

Whilst I’m waiting - how did you sleep??

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

My brain is still spinning up and slightly caffeine-starved to produce the kind of knee trembling, lip biting prose I’m so widely know for (oi, stop laughing)

But I will gaze into those gorgeous eyes for a moment longer and gain some inspiration

I slept fitfully as it goes, and I’m troubled by the fact I seem increasingly unable to lie-in anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept awesome, wide awake at 5am.

I can't help with the flirty stuff though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bad were our sex education classes in the uk

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

One of my most favourite quotes OP

“If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six hours sharpening my ax.”

Abraham Lincoln

Make of that what you will

Marc

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"How bad were our sex education classes in the uk "

Not bad enough to stop me enjoying sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - FAF would you like me to enter your box, naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My brain is still spinning up and slightly caffeine-starved to produce the kind of knee trembling, lip biting prose I’m so widely know for (oi, stop laughing)

But I will gaze into those gorgeous eyes for a moment longer and gain some inspiration

I slept fitfully as it goes, and I’m troubled by the fact I seem increasingly unable to lie-in anymore "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I slept awesome, wide awake at 5am.

I can't help with the flirty stuff though. "

I know you can !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How bad were our sex education classes in the uk "

Now there’s a topic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my most favourite quotes OP

“If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six hours sharpening my ax.”

Abraham Lincoln

Make of that what you will

Marc"

Hey Mr Polaris - nice to see you

Good quote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP - FAF would you like me to enter your box, naked "

Always with you

You know this

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I can't do either FloFlo.

Feel like I've failed in an exam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't do either FloFlo.

Feel like I've failed in an exam.

"

Boooooo hisssss

Are you ok my gorgeous one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all xx

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Is sex like riding a bike? Do you never forget how to satisfy a partner. As it's been many years since I have been in the situation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all xx"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is sex like riding a bike? Do you never forget how to satisfy a partner. As it's been many years since I have been in the situation "

I’ll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a shy moment, it didn’t last long. It has made me think where’s that shy girl I used to be gone. Is it too late to get her back or has fab taken her for good J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a shy moment, it didn’t last long. It has made me think where’s that shy girl I used to be gone. Is it too late to get her back or has fab taken her for good J x "

Don’t let Fab take too much of your personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a shy moment, it didn’t last long. It has made me think where’s that shy girl I used to be gone. Is it too late to get her back or has fab taken her for good J x

Don’t let Fab take too much of your personality"

Or has it given me the one that was lurking there all along?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a shy moment, it didn’t last long. It has made me think where’s that shy girl I used to be gone. Is it too late to get her back or has fab taken her for good J x

Don’t let Fab take too much of your personality

Or has it given me the one that was lurking there all along? "

Ahhhh …. maybe

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

First cogent thought for the day, I think I must be mellowing: just received a mail from the thread police scolding me (nicely enough ) for posting on a ‘fab the above’ for responding to a post out of sequence.

Previously I would have snapped back but I thought that would make me just as petty. I couldn’t even muster an eye roll emoji

I feel I may have reached full zen mode on fab, ommmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First cogent thought for the day, I think I must be mellowing: just received a mail from the thread police scolding me (nicely enough ) for posting on a ‘fab the above’ for responding to a post out of sequence.

Previously I would have snapped back but I thought that would make me just as petty. I couldn’t even muster an eye roll emoji

I feel I may have reached full zen mode on fab, ommmmmm "

I’m sorry

Who is the police ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of us are enemies, we are but friends that have yet to meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None of us are enemies, we are but friends that have yet to meet. "

Basic and beautiful

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"First cogent thought for the day, I think I must be mellowing: just received a mail from the thread police scolding me (nicely enough ) for posting on a ‘fab the above’ for responding to a post out of sequence.

Previously I would have snapped back but I thought that would make me just as petty. I couldn’t even muster an eye roll emoji

I feel I may have reached full zen mode on fab, ommmmmm

I’m sorry

Who is the police ?"

I wouldn’t ever name and shame, I’m daft but not that daft

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton


"How bad were our sex education classes in the uk "

For those of us who aren't cishet and grew up in section 28 Britain.

... would have been more useful to be in a dark room flinging trifle at each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First cogent thought for the day, I think I must be mellowing: just received a mail from the thread police scolding me (nicely enough ) for posting on a ‘fab the above’ for responding to a post out of sequence.

Previously I would have snapped back but I thought that would make me just as petty. I couldn’t even muster an eye roll emoji

I feel I may have reached full zen mode on fab, ommmmmm "

Oh is this a crime? Cuff me now K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First cogent thought for the day, I think I must be mellowing: just received a mail from the thread police scolding me (nicely enough ) for posting on a ‘fab the above’ for responding to a post out of sequence.

Previously I would have snapped back but I thought that would make me just as petty. I couldn’t even muster an eye roll emoji

I feel I may have reached full zen mode on fab, ommmmmm

I’m sorry

Who is the police ?

I wouldn’t ever name and shame, I’m daft but not that daft "

I don’t want you to name

Sad … v sad

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Live to make yourself happy. We’re here for a good time not a long time.

That’s as good as it gets so far this morning, I need more coffee..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Live to make yourself happy. We’re here for a good time not a long time.

That’s as good as it gets so far this morning, I need more coffee.."

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I change my hair colour should I change our user name?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again.

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Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever survived it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept very well ty OP. Had a call out for work and didn't get in until reasonably late so by the time I had unwound, had a bath and then done my workout with her highness it was gone midnight. Howver I apparently had 8 hours and 4 minutes of sleep, just over an hour of deep sleep and spent 5 mins awake around 5am - I have a vague memory of a joint trip to the loo and having to wait my turn after her ladyship.

I've only just got round to opening both eyes so have nothing witty or thought provoking. The only flirty thing I can think of I've already said to you on another thread.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I change my hair colour should I change our user name? "

No …. You’re gorgeous red in my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I slept very well ty OP. Had a call out for work and didn't get in until reasonably late so by the time I had unwound, had a bath and then done my workout with her highness it was gone midnight. Howver I apparently had 8 hours and 4 minutes of sleep, just over an hour of deep sleep and spent 5 mins awake around 5am - I have a vague memory of a joint trip to the loo and having to wait my turn after her ladyship.

I've only just got round to opening both eyes so have nothing witty or thought provoking. The only flirty thing I can think of I've already said to you on another thread.

Mr"

Ahhh … thank you

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick


"Today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again.

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Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever survived it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again.

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Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever survived it

"

Truth right there

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Is sex like riding a bike? Do you never forget how to satisfy a partner. As it's been many years since I have been in the situation

I’ll let you know"

I once went 8 yrs without sex. Take it from me, you don't forget.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hoping to have a fantasy fulfilled today, first time meet with a vanilla work colleague.

He is going to let himself into my house, come upstairs to find me on all fours wearing a spanking skirt and blindfolded.

No words to be spoken.

Hope this is flirty enough for you OP

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Is sex like riding a bike? Do you never forget how to satisfy a partner. As it's been many years since I have been in the situation "

I never learned to ride a bike, so I hope not….

As for the sleep part, not enough but it always feels that way.

I’ve got nothing inspirational yet, I’m pre-coffee.

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick


"Hoping to have a fantasy fulfilled today, first time meet with a vanilla work colleague.

He is going to let himself into my house, come upstairs to find me on all fours wearing a spanking skirt and blindfolded.

No words to be spoken.

Hope this is flirty enough for you OP "

A very Lucky guy

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Is sex like riding a bike? Do you never forget how to satisfy a partner. As it's been many years since I have been in the situation

I’ll let you know

I once went 8 yrs without sex. Take it from me, you don't forget."

Beat you. I went 19 years without sex once. Granted it was my first 19 years, but still...

Frank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is sex like riding a bike? Do you never forget how to satisfy a partner. As it's been many years since I have been in the situation

I’ll let you know

I once went 8 yrs without sex. Take it from me, you don't forget."

We thank you for your duty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping to have a fantasy fulfilled today, first time meet with a vanilla work colleague.

He is going to let himself into my house, come upstairs to find me on all fours wearing a spanking skirt and blindfolded.

No words to be spoken.

Hope this is flirty enough for you OP "

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your penis fly high and your fannys run free, stand tall until you need a wee wee.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a good sleep last night. 8 full hours. Can you believe?

I did think of something thought provoking. In which position did the dinosaurs have sex? Every position seems a bit too uncomfortable for their sizes and the tails.

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