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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glastonbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elaborate

Have you dropped one out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not for me either tbf, but thousands attend and millions watch on the telly so it can’t all be wrong I guess.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Wait til Noel hits the stage at 9:00. If he was anything like earlier this week in Halifax, it should be great.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Gotta be something for everyone

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
over a year ago

Leicester

There's about 8 million stages at Glastonbury and the BBC's main channel coverage only shows a tiny portion of that. Pretty sure there's something for everyone on there

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Glastonbury."

I'm not there but I love watching everyone having fun and dancing.

Not sure what you're on about.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gotta be something for everyone "

This..

There's what 93 stages with multiple artists on each..

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yeah, I've not really been impressed by anything I've seen so far. Most bands I've only known their one good song.

Just watching Paulo Nutini though, he's good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text"

I used to have that mobile phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glastonbury.

I'm not there but I love watching everyone having fun and dancing.

Not sure what you're on about."

The music.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Glastonbury.

I'm not there but I love watching everyone having fun and dancing.

Not sure what you're on about.

The music."

What music where you expecting there to be?

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By *thletic_cuckMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text"

You mean you don't know why there are full stops? There is a reason for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

I used to have that mobile phone.

Explains a lot. Do you you squint and type with a single, very tense index finger still now, looking intently from the screen to the keyboard and back in between every. single. letter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

I used to have that mobile phone.

Explains a lot. Do you you squint and type with a single, very tense index finger still now, looking intently from the screen to the keyboard and back in between every. single. letter?"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

I used to have that mobile phone.

Explains a lot. Do you you squint and type with a single, very tense index finger still now, looking intently from the screen to the keyboard and back in between every. single. letter?"

I do most of that, apart from the squinting lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

You mean you don't know why there are full stops? There is a reason for that. "

No, I actually know how full stops work. I'm not just referring to this post. Every post where it's not necessary. Thought there might have been some technical error occurring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

I used to have that mobile phone.

Still got one and works a treat. Not for much longer though as they are closing down 3G. Ahh poo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your still watching it ain’t shit now

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I thought yesterday was brilliant. Sam Fender, Wetleg, Blossoms, First Aid Kit, and they are the only ones I caught up on. Not too fussed about Noel Gallagher or Paul McCartney tonight though but plenty of great stuff around.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Watching Billie Eilish now, whilst waiting for Macca at 10.30.

There’s plenty of other channels or media to gorge on, if Glastonbury isn’t your bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your still watching it ain’t shit now "

Noel. Gallagher. started off slowly, but, excellent now.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

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"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

You mean you don't know why there are full stops? There is a reason for that.

No, I actually know how full stops work. I'm not just referring to this post. Every post where it's not necessary. Thought there might have been some technical error occurring."

I never use full stops -period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno, Wonderwall in that place would be pretty amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno, Wonderwall in that place would be pretty amazing!"

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

What was Great Thunberg singing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked Olivia Rodrigo and she was good J x

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Not a fan of watching it on tele, being at a festival is a completely different experience though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see, Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl and Bruce Springsteen, unexpected to say the least!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Glastonbury."

Then leave, if you're there.

Of switch the TV off, if you're not.

Take some ownership.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Glastonbury.

I'm not there but I love watching everyone having fun and dancing.

Not sure what you're on about.

The music.

What music where you expecting there to be?"

I'm hoping for Ukrainian folk music with rap in it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Glastonbury."

With you 100%.

Seentobedoing.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went years ago couple of times great weekend

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world. There is literally something for everyone. Whether it be music, comedy, poetry, artistry, or anything else you maybe into. Even the BBC have a decent selection on the iplayer.

Only the simplest of narrow minded individual could even suggest that it's 'crap'.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world. "

Lenny Henry disagrees

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I've only watched a little but Sam Fender as was Leon Bridges, but at the absolute opposite end of the scale, Idles played.

I have never heard anything so monstrously aggressive whilst at the same time between sets remained almost pop star like compared to their dengersome music. They were great.

Take a listen for yourselves

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0c7jy70/glastonbury-idles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world.

Lenny Henry disagrees"

Fuck Lenny Henry

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I have never been . Yes always wanted to go. If possible I will try for tickets next year. Been to many festivals / rock events since teenager. My view is at Glastonbury there is something for everyone. I do admit though if getting tickets then do not know who headliners are for the weekend unlike other festivals?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

* I've only watched a little but Sam Fender was good, as was Leon Bridges

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world.

Lenny Henry disagrees

Fuck Lenny Henry "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world.

Lenny Henry disagrees"

Who gives a f**k what, Lenny. Henry. says anyway. The most un-funniest comedian ever.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world. There is literally something for everyone. Whether it be music, comedy, poetry, artistry, or anything else you maybe into. Even the BBC have a decent selection on the iplayer.

Only the simplest of narrow minded individual could even suggest that it's 'crap'. "

This, it's got something like 93 stages and dozens of marquee's..

It covers every genre of music, plus poetry, performance art and debate's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t watch it but have seen the lineup. If you can’t find something you like them music isn’t for you.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Why do you use full stops after every word? Reminds me of a pensioner on a Nokia 3310 trying to message without predictive text

I used to have that mobile phone.

Explains a lot. Do you you squint and type with a single, very tense index finger still now, looking intently from the screen to the keyboard and back in between every. single. letter?"

I do that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen any of it this year who was headlining ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Glastonbury."

Have you thought of turning off your TV ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I didn’t watch it but have seen the lineup. If you can’t find something you like them music isn’t for you."

I'm thinking there's a possible opening for a Victor Meldrew themed festival somewhere to coincide with Glastonbury..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn’t watch it but have seen the lineup. If you can’t find something you like them music isn’t for you.

I'm thinking there's a possible opening for a Victor Meldrew themed festival somewhere to coincide with Glastonbury..

You might be onto something there

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Glastonbury.

Have you thought of turning off your TV ?"

What?!!!

And have nothing to moan about..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Glastonbury.

Have you thought of turning off your TV ?

What?!!!

And have nothing to moan about..

Is that extra full stop a tribute to OP ?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I didn’t watch it but have seen the lineup. If you can’t find something you like them music isn’t for you.

I'm thinking there's a possible opening for a Victor Meldrew themed festival somewhere to coincide with Glastonbury..

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that would be fantastic I love victor meldrew my last birthday my son got me a birthday card with a picture of Victor on the front

perhaps I’m turning into a miserable old so&so

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What was Great Thunberg singing ?"

A Bob Dylan cover - The Climates they are a-changin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glastonbury.

Have you thought of turning off your TV ?

What?!!!

And have nothing to moan about..

Is that extra full stop a tribute to OP ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Glastonbury.

Have you thought of turning off your TV ?

What?!!!

And have nothing to moan about..

Is that extra full stop a tribute to OP ?

Not intentional lol..

It's my rebelliousness

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I didn’t watch it but have seen the lineup. If you can’t find something you like them music isn’t for you.

I'm thinking there's a possible opening for a Victor Meldrew themed festival somewhere to coincide with Glastonbury..

that would be fantastic I love victor meldrew my last birthday my son got me a birthday card with a picture of Victor on the front

perhaps I’m turning into a miserable old so&so"

I think at times it's absolutely necessary to be a grumpy old git, it's sort of expected ..

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP have you been?

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"Glastonbury is the most diverse festival in the world.

Lenny Henry disagrees

Who gives a f**k what, Lenny. Henry. says anyway. The most un-funniest comedian ever.

I don't find him that funny either but his point relating to diversity was that 99% of the crowd are white

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Our main problem with it is that after listening to various acts over the past few days, it's clear that none of them can actually sing.

They are horrific live like Duran Duran back in the day.

Bet they wish they could take the studio on set with them.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"I didn’t watch it but have seen the lineup. If you can’t find something you like them music isn’t for you.

I'm thinking there's a possible opening for a Victor Meldrew themed festival somewhere to coincide with Glastonbury..

Oh great! Where can I buy tickets for that?

Loads of grumpy old fuckers moaning about shit!

I would feel right at home at that festival, and I bet it would rain for the whole duration… even better!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"OP have you been?"

"Have you been Walter"...be surprised if anyone remembers that"!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"OP have you been?

"Have you been Walter"...be surprised if anyone remembers that"!"

I do. Hilda Baker in Nearest and Dearest. Was it a funeral parlour they ran? She used to shout it up the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP have you been?

"Have you been Walter"...be surprised if anyone remembers that"!"

Nellie Pledge!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"OP have you been?

"Have you been Walter"...be surprised if anyone remembers that"!

I do. Hilda Baker in Nearest and Dearest. Was it a funeral parlour they ran? She used to shout it up the stairs."

Well remembered..

Not sure was a funeral parlour ..could have been,forget...

I recall also ' In Loving memory " with the great Thora Hird...set in a funeral parlour...gentle comedies without the need for bad language

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"OP have you been?

"Have you been Walter"...be surprised if anyone remembers that"!

Nellie Pledge!

Nellie pledge should have payed Glastonbury

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