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It's now said that masterbation makes you go blind is a myth.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

But I think it is still true.

I have conducted genuine research into this.

For said research I have a single female profile. My filters allow single men to message me.

The contents of my profile inbox reveal that 99 out of 100 messages are in fact from wankers.

Otherwise they would be able to read the profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I demand a recount

Got to be %100

We born wankers

We die wankers

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Masturbation has never affected my eyesishle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll read this later after my wank ......

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

I should actually capture the statistics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am blind as not as think you am I

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"But I think it is still true.

I have conducted genuine research into this.

For said research I have a single female profile. My filters allow single men to message me.

The contents of my profile inbox reveal that 99 out of 100 messages are in fact from wankers.

Otherwise they would be able to read the profile text "

Said while shambling around with arms outstretched in front of me:

What?... Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair on here, I don't expect guys to actually read.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"To be fair on here, I don't expect guys to actually read. "

I agree, gave up on that hope within a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair on here, I don't expect guys to actually read.

I agree, gave up on that hope within a few weeks "

I gave up on a lot of things withing a few weeks of been on here

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

I’d need to drive to barnard castle to verify that claim

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"To be fair on here, I don't expect guys to actually read.

I agree, gave up on that hope within a few weeks

I gave up on a lot of things withing a few weeks of been on here "

So true

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’d need to drive to barnard castle to verify that claim"

Which one?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Who said that?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Who said that? "

I think it might have been some religion but that's not part of my research

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

One sec, I need to put my glasses on...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"One sec, I need to put my glasses on... "

You can message me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"One sec, I need to put my glasses on...

You can message me "

Oi, oi, fancy a fuck love??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to my optician a couple of weeks ago as I had noticed a deterioration of eyesight.

Before the examination he asked me" did I mastrubate?"

Timidly I admitted to choking the chicken a couple of times a day.

He said " so do I, magic isn't it!"

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"One sec, I need to put my glasses on...

You can message me

Oi, oi, fancy a fuck love?? "

You know I don't

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley


"I’d need to drive to barnard castle to verify that claim

Which one? "

The effect on eyesight

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I went to my optician a couple of weeks ago as I had noticed a deterioration of eyesight.

Before the examination he asked me" did I mastrubate?"

Timidly I admitted to choking the chicken a couple of times a day.

He said " so do I, magic isn't it!" "

Had it affected your eyesight?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’d need to drive to barnard castle to verify that claim

Which one?

The effect on eyesight"

There's a joke in here I'm not getting isn't there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to my optician a couple of weeks ago as I had noticed a deterioration of eyesight.

Before the examination he asked me" did I mastrubate?"

Timidly I admitted to choking the chicken a couple of times a day.

He said " so do I, magic isn't it!"

Had it affected your eyesight? "

Oy if it gets iny eyes.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Oy if it gets iny eyes."

Better off squirting lemon juice in them

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By *heLongTongueMan
over a year ago

Boston


"But I think it is still true.

I have conducted genuine research into this.

For said research I have a single female profile. My filters allow single men to message me.

The contents of my profile inbox reveal that 99 out of 100 messages are in fact from wankers.

Otherwise they would be able to read the profile text "

This made me lol louder than it should have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn and I thought my glasses were attributed to "Flicking my bean".. here it's genetics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oy if it gets iny eyes.

Better off squirting lemon juice in them "

Kinky

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