FabSwingers.com forum: Words that get your goat?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thinking more about words the people around you use rather than generally, what words/phrases are like nails down a blackboard?

'What do you think OP?'

Thank you for asking

Uncouth - just sounds a bit snobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like uncouth

I’d use that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ongoing

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I used 'uncouth' on here recently. I quite like it as a word

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living my best life.’ - I really hate that one just as I similarly hated the early 2000’s laddish variant, ‘Living it large!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knew there were a lot of wrong uns on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble. It’s had it’s day. Let’s move on.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

. I'm seeing 'are' in place of 'our' a lot lately.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must admit though that I do love the word ‘uncouth’ and ‘vulgar’ (and I’m a real snob to)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holibobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expresso

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

. I'm seeing 'are' in place of 'our' a lot lately. "

Nooooooo!!!!!!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hubby & Wifey, sorry they just make me nauseous

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My bad

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncouth - just sounds a bit snobby"

That's coz you is uncouth innit

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I like uncouth

I’d use that"

I'm with you there. I did a thread once asking where the couthness was

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Their,there,they're misuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I work with keeps saying "in the fullness of time" like we're living in a fucking Wordsworth poem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's favourite..."literally" when it's used metaphorically. Like, "I'm literally freezing"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Basically

I worked at an Estate Agents decades ago, and the owner's wife used to work one day a week. Most of her sentences started with "basically".

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

‘At the end of the day’ makes me want to punch people

Marc

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

"Multiple" for "many".

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Their,there,they're misuse."

That's a difficult one for a lot of people.

I used to teach secondary students in intervention classes and those were words they found really difficult to remember; especially they are/ they're.

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By *illibethWoman
over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

This!

And off of - Its just off!

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

Lush is fucking cringeworthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking more about words the people around you use rather than generally, what words/phrases are like nails down a blackboard?

'What do you think OP?'

Thank you for asking

Uncouth - just sounds a bit snobby"

You say snobby, I say it's having a broader vocabulary.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Hubby & Wifey, sorry they just make me nauseous

Same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking more about words the people around you use rather than generally, what words/phrases are like nails down a blackboard?

'What do you think OP?'

Thank you for asking

Uncouth - just sounds a bit snobby

You say snobby, I say it's having a broader vocabulary."

Thanks for the contribution Stephen Fry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking more about words the people around you use rather than generally, what words/phrases are like nails down a blackboard?

'What do you think OP?'

Thank you for asking

Uncouth - just sounds a bit snobby

You say snobby, I say it's having a broader vocabulary.

Thanks for the contribution Stephen Fry

That sounds like inverted snobbery.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Naughty or even worse norty in connection with sex or food.

'Let's have some naughty fun' just makes me think they're going to take me to play knock and run away before going the wrong way up the slide in the playground.

If someone sees me eating a cake and says "ooo you're being naughty" I just eat two while looking them directly in the eyes.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I dislike tautologies such as "at the present moment in time" or "at this period of time".

I also dislike the expression "the reason being". It should be "the reason is".

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Naughty or even worse norty in connection with sex or food.

'Let's have some naughty fun' just makes me think they're going to take me to play knock and run away before going the wrong way up the slide in the playground.

If someone sees me eating a cake and says "ooo you're being naughty" I just eat two while looking them directly in the eyes."

Oh yes me too.

Ive also seen ‘Nawty’ on here

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Naughty or even worse norty in connection with sex or food.

'Let's have some naughty fun' just makes me think they're going to take me to play knock and run away before going the wrong way up the slide in the playground.

If someone sees me eating a cake and says "ooo you're being naughty" I just eat two while looking them directly in the eyes.

Oh yes me too.

Ive also seen ‘Nawty’ on here

. I always think it shows an immature attitude to sex if you think of it as 'naughty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Like' at the end of a sentence makes my shit itch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking more about words the people around you use rather than generally, what words/phrases are like nails down a blackboard?

'What do you think OP?'

Thank you for asking

Uncouth - just sounds a bit snobby

You say snobby, I say it's having a broader vocabulary.

Thanks for the contribution Stephen Fry

That sounds like inverted snobbery."

You have a good afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's you"

Ugh

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

it's amazing anyone manages to talk to anyone else.

I know I use the words 'honestly' and 'well' too often.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Gets my goat when Pond keeps saying "no, Posh, no"

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

it's amazing anyone manages to talk to anyone else.

I know I use the words 'honestly' and 'well' too often. "

Well, honestly you do

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gets my goat when Pond keeps saying "no, Posh, not without lube"

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I count the number of 'likes' youngsters say when they talk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

I feel your pain...on both points

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Holibobs- I hate “word”

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

‘Banter’

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I hate *that* word I meant to say! Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People using the word 'like' before every other word they say. Drives me nuts!

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Thingy I bloody hate the word thingy in a sentence or someone explaining something saying thingy ahhhhhhhhh

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Lush is fucking cringeworthy"

This gets to me too, also ‘don’t be naive’, which my husband says all the time (when I’m not being remotely naive). It’s condescending and drives me mad!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

What annoys me is when people say good good. Oh and I hate being called buddy or like one of my work mates leaves h off words when leaving notes. Like ere or is just write here or his it's not hard grrr

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

it's amazing anyone manages to talk to anyone else.

I know I use the words 'honestly' and 'well' too often.

Well, honestly you do

Marc"

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

ACE.

*cringes*

I actually hate the word “bum” but I think buttocks or bottom are worse!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gets my goat when Pond keeps saying "no, Posh, not without lube"

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

FTFY "

Oooh. This is a step in the right direction

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

When people replace G with K. Nothink, somethink, anythink etc

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"When people replace G with K. Nothink, somethink, anythink etc "

How about adding a random letter. Skellington, budgerigard, obeast and that well know shop Mataland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word “Cock” I much prefer the word “Dick”

Grammar mistakes grind my gears too… when someone writes “your” instead of “you’re” etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I just hate "yoof speak".

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"When people replace G with K. Nothink, somethink, anythink etc

How about adding a random letter. Skellington, budgerigard, obeast and that well know shop Mataland."

My eyeroll could be seen from space for these ones

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Panties

Yes! Makes me cringe. Its knickers, or thong, or g-string. "Panties" is just bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"When people replace G with K. Nothink, somethink, anythink etc "

I am totally with you on that one (nothink) worse !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Everyone has ways of speaking and phrases they use that are potentially annoying to someone. God knows my grammar, both written and spoken is far from perfect. Don't ask me about colons and semi colons or where to place apostrophes in certain circumstances because I will not know the answer

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By *oadsafun79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynea

“Wrong hole”

I knew what I was doing, which means I wasn’t wrong!

‘Tongue in cheek’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"When people replace G with K. Nothink, somethink, anythink etc

How about adding a random letter. Skellington, budgerigard, obeast and that well know shop Mataland.

My eyeroll could be seen from space for these ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally"

especially when misused

It seems like the most pointless word ever?

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm on a roll now.

"cunt" when referring to lady parts. I don't know why but I hate it, just as much as I hate "axe wound", "gash", "quim", "clunge", "growler", "flange" and "minge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hate "yoof speak".

Why?

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By *oadsafun79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynea

"I'm on a roll now.

"cunt" when referring to lady parts. I don't know why but I hate it, just as much as I hate "axe wound", "gash", "quim", "clunge", "growler", "flange" and "minge" "

Agree! They are all simple a ‘tunnel of heaven’

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"I'm on a roll now.

"cunt" when referring to lady parts. I don't know why but I hate it, just as much as I hate "axe wound", "gash", "quim", "clunge", "growler", "flange" and "minge" "
how about penny slot or honey pot ?

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

Basically

Period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally

especially when misused

It seems like the most pointless word ever?

Exactly its horrible

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

. I'm seeing 'are' in place of 'our' a lot lately. "

Then instead of than, is instead of his, of instead of off, met instead of meet... I am sure there's more

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Panties... Fuck off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“the ick” whatever the fuck it’s supposed to mean.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I see this a lot on other platforms.

Someone posts a laughably ridiculous theory such as 'the earth is flat' and adds 'prove me wrong' at the end. You just know that despite it being glaringly obvious that they couldn't be more wrong there is nothing anyone can say that will change their mind. I just want to shout "NO"but hundreds of people attempt to alter their opinion.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

So if PANTIES were a brand like just say Victoria Secret no body would want them ?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"“the ick” whatever the fuck it’s supposed to mean.

Isn't it ick like icky no for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any word which has been shortened to “text speak” it take me an age to decode a message!

I had to ask my mate ages ago to stop using it as I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about lol

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Being my authentic self..." you can F R O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on a roll now.

"cunt" when referring to lady parts. I don't know why but I hate it, just as much as I hate "axe wound", "gash", "quim", "clunge", "growler", "flange" and "minge" "

“Axe wound”

never heard that one before. Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see this a lot on other platforms.

Hey, I’m a “Flat Earther” but would never argue my beliefs with anyone as beliefs are subjective , but I agree with the sentiment. When they try to throw in that it’s “scientific”

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm on a roll now . That woman on the advert that enunciates "hyaluronic acid" very slowly as if we're all too flaming stupid to understand a word we must have all heard a thousand times since it became the latest wonder ingredient to persuade us to part with money.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Hun or anyone calling me baby on here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum

2 entire different meanings.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"I'm on a roll now . That woman on the advert that enunciates "hyaluronic acid" very slowly as if we're all too flaming stupid to understand a word we must have all heard a thousand times since it became the latest wonder ingredient to persuade us to part with money."

That simple shity word has made everyone remember it! Just try saying it to a friend im thinking most wil reply saying HYYYUUUULLLAARRROOOONNIICC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixing up borrow and lend.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

This is one for those that Have not those that Haven't

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"Mixing up borrow and lend.

Its like give and take

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm on a roll now.

"cunt" when referring to lady parts. I don't know why but I hate it, just as much as I hate "axe wound", "gash", "quim", "clunge", "growler", "flange" and "minge"

Agree! They are all simple a ‘tunnel of heaven’

Back in the 80’s a male friend of mine used the term ‘bearded clam of joy’. Bit defunct now most people shave them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I saw a grocer advertising 'asper grass' once.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I just hate "yoof speak".

Why? "

Because the English language is a beautiful language & I just hate seeing it bastardised. I know languages evolve but the addition of words such as "peng" or "phat" and a whole host of others that don't come to mind at the moment confuse & annoy me in equal measure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gets my goat when Pond keeps saying "no, Posh, not without lube"

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

FTFY

Oooh. This is a step in the right direction

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

if you own a goat, does it have a name? does it come when called ?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Pacific instead of specific, axed instead of asked. The list is endless here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the English language is a beautiful language & I just hate seeing it bastardised. I know languages evolve but the addition of words such as "peng" or "phat" and a whole host of others that don't come to mind at the moment confuse & annoy me in equal measure.

I hate the word “Peng” too

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

People using SUPER before every word its worse than nails down a chalk board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixing up borrow and lend.

My step kids used to hate it when they asked if they could lend something and I would always reply, "that depends who you're lending it to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont even own a goat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf, I'd never heard of hyaluronic acid and just had to Google it

I can't remember the last time I watched an advert though (outside of a cinema)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

But hey

That’s just me lol

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

I find ‘snobby’ to be somewhat irksome

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Heidi.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Tbf, I'd never heard of hyaluronic acid and just had to Google it

I can't remember the last time I watched an advert though (outside of a cinema)

Mr"

They've only just cottoned on to aiming these 'stay young forever' products at men. Don't worry you'll be exhorted to apply it at every turn soon.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

People starting the answer to every question, with the word "so"

People that say visa versa,when it's vice versa

People that pronounce my home town as North Hampton instead of Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny but..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"People starting the answer to every question, with the word "so"

People that say visa versa,when it's vice versa

People that pronounce my home town as North Hampton instead of Northampton

So ..... the reason they do that is .......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm not being funny but.."

.... you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being funny but.."

Don’t mean to be rude

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Baaa

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By *urious_Couple20Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

This! This drives me mad

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

There is a statement I could put into the ring but I won’t as this forum would be set alight lol ……I will let you wonder on what it could be……

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over a year ago

I hate the word “Peng” too"

Even worse when it's used by people my age lol, one of my colleagues uses 'yoof words' she's 10 years older than me and uses 'peng' and was complaining about someone 'throwing her shade' the other day, my reply of; 'well it is a bit hot, maybe he was being helpful' did not go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even worse when it's used by people my age lol, one of my colleagues uses 'yoof words' she's 10 years older than me and uses 'peng' and was complaining about someone 'throwing her shade' the other day, my reply of; 'well it is a bit hot, maybe he was being helpful' did not go down well

A few seasons of Top Boy and now everyone’s a Roadman/girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few seasons of Top Boy and now everyone’s a Roadman/girl

Never heard of it

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Hubby, pooch, panties....just ..fuck off!

Phrases, top of the list has to be "going forward". I saw how it's use grew exponentially...and wept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lush is fucking cringeworthy"
the welsh say this a lot but agree with you it's cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass, that really grates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Here goat! Come here goat….”

That usually has him running my way.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Can't bear the word panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

Aww please babe, can I see your titties? Just for bants like.

*runs like fuck*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

Aww please babe, can I see your titties? Just for bants like.

*runs like fuck*

Run fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arse juice "

Oh I forgot about this!! Fond memories.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"“Here goat! Come here goat….”

That usually has him running my way. "

Noooo, you have to call their actual name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "my truth".

There is only "the" truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arse juice

Oh I forgot about this!! Fond memories. "

Just a little throwback.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"The phrase "my truth".

There is only "the" truth."

I read that somewhere today. The person was using it because they'd hidden their real identity for years.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Just Ermintrude should do it. Esp with a bag of socks.

(I haven't been goat swapping in a while though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

Surely “Bants” & “Banter” is acceptable. Gotta have abit of Banter what about “Flanter”

Flirty Banter=Flanter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The phrase "my truth".

There is only "the" truth.

I read that somewhere today. The person was using it because they'd hidden their real identity for years. "

Suppose it can make sense to them in that context. I'd just say "be honest with yourself". Biggest source of problems are the lies we tell ourselves.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

bants is pants, but never pass on ass it's gass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People starting the answer to every question, with the word "so"

People that say visa versa,when it's vice versa

People that pronounce my home town as North Hampton instead of Northampton

So ..... the reason they do that is ......."

....because they can't read? Spelt as North ampton, isn't it?

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

Expreso. It’s called espresso, do not be an idiot.

Pacific when the word they’re meaning is specific.

Holibobs. Utter this word in front of me and I will personally have your passport cancelled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

Surely “Bants” & “Banter” is acceptable. Gotta have abit of Banter what about “Flanter”

Flirty Banter=Flanter

Nope.

Bants/banter should be made illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word “Peng” too

I couldn't agree more. Words like "slute", especially when women call each other that in some sort of teenager speak when they're clearly no longer in their teens. It amuses rather than annoy me.

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word"

You must hate Geordies

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Guys

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

You must hate Geordies

I know what you mean " like "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word"

People who use '_pic' to describe how marvellous a thing is.

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

[Removed by poster at 25/06/22 18:49:52]

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

People who use '_pic' to describe how marvellous a thing is.

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

Surely “Bants” & “Banter” is acceptable. Gotta have abit of Banter what about “Flanter”

Flirty Banter=Flanter

Nope.

Bants/banter should be made illegal."

Just out of interest what word would you use instead of that forbidden word which I will no longer say out of fear of being reported & blocked

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I just hate "yoof speak".

I'm not overkeen on the word 'yoof' tbh. And in fairness it's also where a lot of the good stuff we get comes from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden eagle

Wolf

Lion

Panther

All words that would get my goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was right... Which you wasn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Python too

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

You must hate Geordies

I know what you mean " like ""

It's not just Geordies, I grew up with it at the end of almost every sentence. My jnr school actually made a concerted effort to stop us doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby

Wifey

Babe

Hun

Baby

Titties

Bants

Banter

Surely “Bants” & “Banter” is acceptable. Gotta have abit of Banter what about “Flanter”

Flirty Banter=Flanter

Nope.

Bants/banter should be made illegal.

Just out of interest what word would you use instead of that forbidden word which I will no longer say out of fear of being reported & blocked

Conversation

Personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

People who use '_pic' to describe how marvellous a thing is.

I agree

Like, this is just _pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

You must hate Geordies

Doesn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

You must hate Geordies

Doesn't everyone?

Apart from you and everyone else outside of Sunderland.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Pussy" in reference to female genitalia. I just hate the word and I kind think it's a bit demeaning to women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who use “of” when they should have used “have”…..and my biggest bugbear….”brought” when it’s bloody obviously supposed to be “bought”!

Aaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh

Mine too the word ‘Should have’ is shortened to ‘should’ve’ or ‘would’ve’ or could’ve’ but they get it wrong when writing it out & put ‘should of’ instead - I want to yell “LEARN YOUR FUCKING GRAMMAR” !

And breathe…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Pussy" in reference to female genitalia. I just hate the word and I kind think it's a bit demeaning to women."

It’s better than “cunt”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

You must hate Geordies

Doesn't everyone?

Apart from you and everyone else outside of Sunderland."

I do love a bit of ant and dec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say “pacific” instead of “specific”

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

""Pussy" in reference to female genitalia. I just hate the word and I kind think it's a bit demeaning to women.

It’s better than “cunt” "

I dont use that for it either. That's reserved the the worse people in society

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By *ympho7Couple
over a year ago

swansea

of, as in get off of it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing… I blame reality tv for the overuse

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Unprecedented

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"People who say “pacific” instead of “specific”"

I watched the Specific a few months ago. Its about a pacific battalion of marines during ww2, fighting their way through the Specific islands like Guadalcanal through to Iwa Jima. I pacifically like how dark and gritty the directors made the Specific theater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Pussy" in reference to female genitalia. I just hate the word and I kind think it's a bit demeaning to women.

It’s better than “cunt”

I dont use that for it either. That's reserved the the worse people in society "

I think I’m a sexual context or during sex “Pussy” is acceptable.

Curious to what other words I use when talking about the female genitalia in the midst of passion???

No. Pussy it is…

Much better than fanny & cunt although I have had a few women tell me to “F*ck their C*nt” though, their words not mines

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

""Pussy" in reference to female genitalia. I just hate the word and I kind think it's a bit demeaning to women.

It’s better than “cunt”

I dont use that for it either. That's reserved the the worse people in society

I think I’m a sexual context or during sex “Pussy” is acceptable.

Curious to what other words I use when talking about the female genitalia in the midst of passion???

No. Pussy it is…

Much better than fanny & cunt although I have had a few women tell me to “F*ck their C*nt” though, their words not mines

Vulva?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Panties

God, this is utterly gross

People saying 100% as a response !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the word "like" to everything

Like is a filler word

People who use '_pic' to describe how marvellous a thing is.

I agree

Like, this is just _pic. "

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

The overuse of "super"

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

People who don't know how to use there/their/they're properly really piss me off.

Sue doesn't have a problem with any words but the incorrect use of apostrophes gets her back up.

I've even seen her correct chalk written specials boards in restaurants!!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm not bad"

Urgh. But are you good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Golden eagle

Wolf

Lion

Panther

All words that would get my goat

I think you are the only one who passed the OP's test!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Pussy" in reference to female genitalia. I just hate the word and I kind think it's a bit demeaning to women.

It’s better than “cunt” "

Always use

C u next Tuesday

Works for me

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over a year ago

Cardiff

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