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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...

Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.

Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms

The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it.

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Was it still buzzing away?

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham


"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...

Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.

Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms

The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "

That's five minutes of a script! Sell it! Film it!

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

Look on positive side ...somewhere theres a postie whos loving life !

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...

Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.

Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms

The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "

Oh my gosh! You've made me chuckle this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it still buzzing away?"

No I had had the energy to turn it off but not move it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job it was mini wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...

Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.

Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms

The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "

That's hilarious!

I shouldn't laugh but...

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffft should've displayed proudly and asserted dominance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once answered the door with vibrator in hand, I didn't even realise until afterwards.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

that would look great in a movie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me giggle OP

NBVN x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...

Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.

Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms

The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the giggle OP.

I'm due a DPD delivery next week, so will think of this when I receive the notification

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Too good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a woman on my round with three big toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah that’s quite a funny story bet the postie was laughing his head off

One of my posties, when delivering a very early parcel (before 9am) definitely saw my boobs because I was making coffee and guess what, I usually walk about braless in the morning

I just saw him in the street this morning and thought “… fuck me, he saw my boobs …”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahah that’s quite a funny story bet the postie was laughing his head off

One of my posties, when delivering a very early parcel (before 9am) definitely saw my boobs because I was making coffee and guess what, I usually walk about braless in the morning

I just saw him in the street this morning and thought “… fuck me, he saw my boobs …”

"

through the window btw. I didn’t open the door braless

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Made my day. You funny lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is amazing. Actually laughed out loud at that.

Mr

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By *_Love_CandyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic!

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Haha that's brilliant

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

....first class delivery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame it wasn't Evri, they send you the pic!

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