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Im sat here cutting my toe nails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And i wonder how did tarzan cut his toe nails?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Teeth

D.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Did he not just get Jane to do it....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

He chewed them and spat them out in contempt. When he caught some skin he went “ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Failing that he got the chimp to do it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He chewed them and spat them out in contempt. When he caught some skin he went “ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He used trees as nail files

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He cheetahed

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

When I was a very you apprentice, and had to endure bully boys, back in the days before Health and safety, and workplace regulations were in place, what I used to do was save my toe nail cuttings, and on one occasion they found their way into the bully boys pies and sandwiches. The only thing was, I couldn't brag about the fact that it was me that put them there as they would have crucified me. So save your toe nail cuttings as you never know what they might come in handy for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was a very you apprentice, and had to endure bully boys, back in the days before Health and safety, and workplace regulations were in place, what I used to do was save my toe nail cuttings, and on one occasion they found their way into the bully boys pies and sandwiches. The only thing was, I couldn't brag about the fact that it was me that put them there as they would have crucified me. So save your toe nail cuttings as you never know what they might come in handy for."
genius also gross but il not save em

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

After John Peel died his family went to clear the attic and found boxes of his nail clippings

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I often think I’d love to get inside your mind

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I often think I’d love to get inside your mind "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always find chiropodist so sexy in there white coats glasses and a glimpse of thigh and hard to hide your bulge when it’s eye level

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