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What scares you about the opposite sex (fun edition)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes. Fun edition. Nothing scary like being attacked down dark alleys or anything like that, this isn’t an anti-opposite sex thread. Good! That’s clear at least

So yeah.. what is it about the opposite sex that makes you a little bit unnerved? (But fun only!!)

Maybe they don’t put the toilet seat down (or up!) or maybe they think a quick swill under the tap is a sufficient personal hygiene routine?

Me? You know those long sharp nails that some women have! They scare the bejesus out of me! Especially when used to scratch your back

But come on Fabsters, it’s only a bit of fun, don’t take it *too* seriously or too much to heart, what are those things that spook you out about the opposite sex !?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Facial hair.

Who knows what's underneath it really? Could be crumbs from yesterday. The year before. A civilisation of tiny people, busy discovering nuclear power.

This is actually genderless come to think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose hair

Monster penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their dedication to maintaining no body hair. What else can they do if they put their mind to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way men can stand to pee…will always be jealous and slightly terrified

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

They have really selective blindness... and we trust them to drive and operate heavy machinery and shiz...

"The emergency stop button is right there, Geoff. No. Right there. In front of you. Push it. Push it. What do you mean you can't see it? That's where it lives!"

Meanwhile, Derek has put the wrecking ball through 3 office blocks and a school.

Scary shiz.

Oh. Also... scares the bejeezus out of me how some of them are so intuitive and know just when we need a hug and a hair stroke instead of a grope of the boob and a slap on the arse... and the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have really selective blindness... and we trust them to drive and operate heavy machinery and shiz...

"The emergency stop button is right there, Geoff. No. Right there. In front of you. Push it. Push it. What do you mean you can't see it? That's where it lives!"

Meanwhile, Derek has put the wrecking ball through 3 office blocks and a school.

Scary shiz.

Oh. Also... scares the bejeezus out of me how some of them are so intuitive and know just when we need a hug and a hair stroke instead of a grope of the boob and a slap on the arse... and the other way round."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"They have really selective blindness... and we trust them to drive and operate heavy machinery and shiz...

"The emergency stop button is right there, Geoff. No. Right there. In front of you. Push it. Push it. What do you mean you can't see it? That's where it lives!"

Meanwhile, Derek has put the wrecking ball through 3 office blocks and a school.

Scary shiz.

Oh. Also... scares the bejeezus out of me how some of them are so intuitive and know just when we need a hug and a hair stroke instead of a grope of the boob and a slap on the arse... and the other way round.

"

Geoff and Derek should not be allowed the big machines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nose hair

Monster penis

"

I thought a big cock is preferred on here lol

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Selective hearing.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nose hair

Monster penis

I thought a big cock is preferred on here lol"

Some do. Some don't.

(Moat forum women appear to not prefer the big cock... research has been done)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Selective hearing. "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expectation

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Latex allergy - I mean how was I supposed to know she had her own condoms handy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selective hearing. "

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caring too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they'll turn up to a first date in a wedding dress.

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

Squirting never know if they are going to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Fun edition. Nothing scary like being attacked down dark alleys or anything like that, this isn’t an anti-opposite sex thread. Good! That’s clear at least

So yeah.. what is it about the opposite sex that makes you a little bit unnerved? (But fun only!!)

Maybe they don’t put the toilet seat down (or up!) or maybe they think a quick swill under the tap is a sufficient personal hygiene routine?

Me? You know those long sharp nails that some women have! They scare the bejesus out of me! Especially when used to scratch your back

But come on Fabsters, it’s only a bit of fun, don’t take it *too* seriously or too much to heart, what are those things that spook you out about the opposite sex !? "

Women with facial hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How good at football they’re getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nose hair

Monster penis

"

My nicknames at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really Really Scary !

They break you’re heart and leave you

They love unconditionally accepting all our flaws which are quite many

We treat them like play things

Finally they trust they love

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Agreeing to meet , even for a social. Does female have bad eyesight etc?

Then if do meet . Agree to go next step . Again alarm bells . Is she an axe murderer , doing for a joke , bet ?

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

great big boobs...not gonna lie.

Im quite a small chap, when the big boobies come at me it's quite intimidating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Agreeing to meet , even for a social. Does female have bad eyesight etc?

Then if do meet . Agree to go next step . Again alarm bells . Is she an axe murderer , doing for a joke , bet ? "

Ah yeah! The fear of being the result of a dare is real! I know that feeling!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The knowledge of cake....scary...

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