FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me something…

By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

After posting a comment in another thread, it got me thinking.

Tell us all something about yourself that most other people on here would not know.

I shall start…

I was the first ever British Junior bouldering champion

Bouldering is a form of climbing for those that don’t know and forms part of the 3 Olympic climbing disciplines, the others are speed and difficulty.

Oh sorry that’s two things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my 18th birthday my friends at school gave me a scrap book with photos of us all on our school skiing trip, cut out porno mag pictures and lots of jokes and naughty quizzes etc, as well as a packet of condoms.

I still have all of it upstairs in the attic and have a misty eyed trip down memory lane every now and then, and revel in the late 80s / early 90s perms and full bushes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a Catfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I 'ran' the London marathon dressed as a rhino.

Hideous experience. Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been 'caught' in a tornado.

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jumped out of an aircraft to try and impress a girl. She came with me but it didn’t work and she went off with a mate instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I performed in the commonwealth games opening ceremony

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't like cricket, I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have held the world record for the biggest golden orf(fish) caught,if I hadn’t thrown it back before the bailiff came round and I found out that it was a record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do i even start? Im just an enigma full of surprises...

I guess one thing that ppl wouldnt know about me is i have an eye for interior decorating. Choosing the right sets of cutlery, crockery and kitchen appliances to match, orientation of the furniture and the styles theyre in, wall hangings, lighting, you name it

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"For my 18th birthday my friends at school gave me a scrap book with photos of us all on our school skiing trip, cut out porno mag pictures and lots of jokes and naughty quizzes etc, as well as a packet of condoms.

I still have all of it upstairs in the attic and have a misty eyed trip down memory lane every now and then, and revel in the late 80s / early 90s perms and full bushes!

That’s awesome what memories

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I've been 'caught' in a tornado.

Twice

OMG

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I performed in the commonwealth games opening ceremony "

What were you performing?

A brilliant thing to have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have broke a knuckle on my right hand so many times it no longer exists

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I've been in an ambulance 4 times and I've no idea how it looks on the inside

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I would have held the world record for the biggest golden orf(fish) caught,if I hadn’t thrown it back before the bailiff came round and I found out that it was a record"

Such a shame. Do you think the fish will still be alive ?

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I have broke a knuckle on my right hand so many times it no longer exists "

OMG how have you managed that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never done anything remarkable or noteworthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have broke a knuckle on my right hand so many times it no longer exists

OMG how have you managed that ? "

Punching the wall too many times during my angsty teen years. Whenever I went into school with a splint no one even bothered questioning it lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appeared on 'Jim'll Fix It' as a kid... Clearly no bragging rights there these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I appeared on 'Jim'll Fix It' as a kid... Clearly no bragging rights there these days

I also have a double jointed thumb.. Yes, go me.. I'm just fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have broke a knuckle on my right hand so many times it no longer exists "

I can relate, my right knuckles for my middle and pinky have misaligned ligaments which make them bulge out more than the rest. Result of me punching the wall many times during my last relationship. Surprised i didnt give myself brain damage the number of times i headbutted the wall

glad to be out of that relationship for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've competed at three sports to a semi pro level and one

of them I made money at.

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By *olin LingusMan
over a year ago

west mids

"I've been 'caught' in a tornado.

Twice

Best blow job you've had... Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've competed at three sports to a semi pro level and one

of them I made money at."

Bean bag throwing?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I took a plastic bag from Co op and didn't pay for it

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You can’t play base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a plastic bag from Co op and didn't pay for it

I once stole a pen from Argos... I'm still awaiting the police rocking up

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I've been on TV

I flew in Clipper Maid of the Seas the day before it hit Lockerbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've to steel plates in my jaw

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I used to ride my motorbike over the top of cars when competing in indoor arena events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've competed at three sports to a semi pro level and one

of them I made money at.

Bean bag throwing?

Yep. I got it in all three holes. Haha!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I took a plastic bag from Co op and didn't pay for it

I once stole a pen from Argos... I'm still awaiting the police rocking up

I borrowed a book from the library when I was ten years old then we moved house and I kept the book for years but don't know where it is now. I think I might owe Newham Borough Council millions by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex went up & down in the Barrett Homes helicopter as a child. I was highly impresssed by this.

Less so much the rest of the relationship...

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

I still have a pair of sissors i tool home from arts and craft in school 40yrs ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I performed in the commonwealth games opening ceremony

What were you performing?

A brilliant thing to have done "

I was one of the dancers.. It was a phenomenal experience

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I have broke a knuckle on my right hand so many times it no longer exists

OMG how have you managed that ?

Punching the wall too many times during my angsty teen years. Whenever I went into school with a splint no one even bothered questioning it lmao"

I’m sorry to hear this must not have been a great time. Onwards and upwards as they say and now you’ve found fab… well lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I once starred in a Brazilian daytime soap.....

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I once starred in a Brazilian daytime soap....."

Did the soap last long or were you the death of it

lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I once starred in a Brazilian daytime soap.....

Did the soap last long or were you the death of it

lol "

Funny you should say that....

I did eventually die in it after my cameo appearance...

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I've been part of two successful Guinness world record attempts.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can play the violin although don’t have one at the moment

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was a billionaire for a bit.

Genuinely.

Sadly "a bit" means a couple of hours, so there wasn't time to really leverage it.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

One of the models I made is on display a museum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have not yet met on here or have I actually forfilled my fantasy to meet someone an have a connection on site that leads to the best sex ever . Internet wise I mean

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I sleptand had sex few times already with a celebrity, she is probably not the most know but she's doing very well

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I once bought a car off David Essex off of old school singing. Very random

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I funked and American Olympic gold medalist. He was was good at swimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was really good at volleyball until I've discovered sex while high

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I've been part of two successful Guinness world record attempts."

That’s brill. What were they ?

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I can play the violin although don’t have one at the moment "

Fabulous Do you play anything like the 2cellos ? I love the rock music they play on their classical acoustic instrument.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can play the violin although don’t have one at the moment

Fabulous Do you play anything like the 2cellos ? I love the rock music they play on their classical acoustic instrument. "

Sadly no classical only I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can complete wordsearches in ridiculously fast times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve previously dated a model / actress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a qualified range and weapons instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went through the whole of school without getting a detention.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh sorry that’s two things. "

He can multitask ^

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"He can multitask ^ "

haha… I’ve also learnt something new then as well. I wish I could multitask lol

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I went through the whole of school without getting a detention. "

Ohhh Miss goody two shoes…

How many detentions would you get now though ? That’s the question we need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make beer. Kind of a home brew type thing, but not from kits I do the process from scratch.

And I somehow along the way I found bottles of my IPA being sold in a funky bar in Manchester.

That was quite a few year ago and I often forget about that.

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I make beer. Kind of a home brew type thing, but not from kits I do the process from scratch.

And I somehow along the way I found bottles of my IPA being sold in a funky bar in Manchester.

That was quite a few year ago and I often forget about that.

Sounds intriguing.

How many different styles did you brew ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got 9 years no claims bonus which makes me fearless

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I went through the whole of school without getting a detention. "

I got a detention on the second day of year 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jumped out of perfectly good aircrafts.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’m in the secret service

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By *attMonroMan
over a year ago

NE and Central Belt

I ran 24 miles over 6 hills the other day.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I was Daniel Craig’s drinking buddy in a scene that was cut from the final production so I never appeared on the screen with him… in fact I never appeared in the final production at all!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I kept a diary at ages 15,21,22,23,24. Then started one in 2010 and kept it yearly ever since.

It's interesting to look back at what was going on in my life, the people around me and world events.

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I jumped out the truck earlier and buckled my knee... note to self 'remember you've got a mashed knee'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Daniel Craig and i miss Linda xxx

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I have a diploma in animal psychology

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I have a diploma in animal psychology"

Could you tell me why my German Shepherd x mastiff believes that she is a Yorkshire terrier when she runs directly to me at the park approximately 30mph?

Any help appreciated

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Im Daniel Craig and i miss Linda xxx"

Ha!

I would be surprised if you recognised me! I wasn’t on the set dressed as Linda… now that would have been a memorable moment

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

When I was 15, I represented West Yorkshire in the karate national championship, I was the youngest brown belt in the region at the time, got beat up by a black belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were Linda im sure they wouldnt have cut you out. X

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"If you were Linda im sure they wouldnt have cut you out. X"

That’s as maybe but I suspect Daniel Craig might have been a lot more wary about acting as if I was one of his mates in a northern bar in what was supposed to be the mid 60’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouls sack the editor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a man/him/he

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I went white water rafting down the Tully river in Cairns Australia (grade 4) though I was going to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a man/him/he

Your willy is a bit of a giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taught cabinet making by the keyboard player from T Rex Peter Dines known as Dino Dines when in the band (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a man/him/he

Your willy is a bit of a giveaway."

True but modern times need explanation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat right now

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I play the clarinet.

I've been on TV.

I've been on Radio.

I still hold the school record for shot put and javelin 33 years later.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

When I was 113 I walked in to the back of a moving lorry rolled off the front of a mini. Got up and went back to school. I'm accident prone

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"When I was 113 I walked in to the back of a moving lorry rolled off the front of a mini. Got up and went back to school. I'm accident prone

Oops 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By day i'm a super sweet, woolly cardigan wearing charity worker

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

I've seen a ghost.

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I once performed in front of 6,000 people at the Royal Albert Hall.

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I ran 24 miles over 6 hills the other day. "

Over hills…. Live where you do you should have been in the mountains lol

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I am part Malaysian and spent most of my childhood and teenage years in Malaysia

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I went white water rafting down the Tully river in Cairns Australia (grade 4) though I was going to die"

Oh I bet that was fantastic wish I’d have been with you. Next time you need to hide me in your suitcase so I can have a go.

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"I play the clarinet.

I've been on TV.

I've been on Radio.

I still hold the school record for shot put and javelin 33 years later. "

Now that’s just showing off :D

But we like it and will let you off lol

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By *oody Huddson OP Man
over a year ago

sexy town

"When I was 113 I walked in to the back of a moving lorry rolled off the front of a mini. Got up and went back to school. I'm accident prone

Ohhh myyy…. Are you still accident prone? Do you need a private nurse to hand

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