FabSwingers.com forum: If you were in a horror film

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??

And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers

)… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Frankenstein's monster.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd be the one that makes the coffee while the lead characters are standing in line in the coffee shop discussing the murders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be the one that makes the coffee while the lead characters are standing in line in the coffee shop discussing the murders."

Haha good one!!!!! X

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Devil.....

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'd be the one they suspect the least...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd be the one that makes the coffee while the lead characters are standing in line in the coffee shop discussing the murders.

Haha good one!!!!! X

*curtsies*

What you don't see is how my character arc goes... later that day I'm overthinking the murders and winding myself up into such a frenzy of fear that I crash into a tree on the drive home, the car rolls down the embankment into the river and I drown.

A sad ending... but I think that makes me the killer's next victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The killer

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Either final girl…or the surprise killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kieffer Sutherland in The lost boys

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way

OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.

NBVN x

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Your the friendly dog that warns everyone but they ignore him

“Why’s kylie acting up? Something not right, what it is girl”

“Bark”

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’d be that one doing the sensible thing.

Not going to the cabin in the woods, washing my hair.

Halloween, strange bloke walking around town, I’m driving to the next town.

Blair Witch, nope you three go ahead, still washing my hair.

Don’t fancy being a camp counsellor at Camp Crystal ‘Jason Vorhees’ Lake.

Sorry need a bigger boat before I go shark hunting.

Caretaker at a big hotel over the winter ….nope

And finally I’d never run upstairs if I’m being chased

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your the friendly dog that warns everyone but they ignore him

“Why’s kylie acting up? Something not right, what it is girl”

“Bark” "

Haha!! I’m kinda on board with this

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

I would be one who actually makes sure they were dead before running off

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'd be the one who goes into the woods or the creepy house

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I would be a kinky old lady vampire sucking (pardon the pun) life out of hot young men

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd be the guy you think is going to make it to the end of the film, but gets brutally killed about 15 mins before the titles roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Token brown guy that gets killed first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Jekyll, on my good days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be the possessed one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be the possessed one lol "

No wait I’ve changed my mind seeing as I have DID I’d probably be the monster

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

I'd be the guy who kills all the zombies

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I wear glasses, so I'll be the nerdy reporter searching for facts and being a thorn in the side of the police

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d be the lass stood there flipping the light switch on and off in a panic 5 minutes before realising I’ve got an evil twit stood behind me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be the Father Ted version of the priest in The Exorcist.

“Possessed by a demon you say?

Projectile vomiting and a spinning head?

Well, that would be an ecumenical matter…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weird, eccentric monster hunter who nobody believes until near the end when all the serious shit starts to happen. It's open as to whether I finally nail the monster or it gets me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be the lass stood there flipping the light switch on and off in a panic 5 minutes before realising I’ve got an evil twit stood behind me."

This made me nervous giggle for some reason...and look behind me

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks at the world today*

Oh thought we were living in a horror film...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be one who actually makes sure they were dead before running off"

Oh my god, yes! Like u gotta make sure u killed them dead dead

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I would be the Peter Lorre character , at least I'd known what was going on

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ll be the intrepid news reporter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be the intrepid news reporter!"

Like the woman from scream? X

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ll be the intrepid news reporter!

Like the woman from scream? X

Nods enthusiastically.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

The one guy that escape

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way

OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.

NBVN x"

Care to team up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the one who gets killed off in the first 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focus on myself as life is for the living

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd be the final guy, the one strung up by his balls who survived to enjoy the experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be the one who gets killed off in the first 15 minutes

How do you get killed tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way

OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.

NBVN x

Care to team up?

As long as you agree not to literally stab me in the back

NBVN x

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'd be the final guy, the one strung up by his balls who survived to enjoy the experience "

Which is where the film actually ends, making me the real star x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I would be the one everyone suspects then they find out I was being honest the whole t time

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’d be Jason to their Freddy

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way

OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.

NBVN x

Care to team up?

As long as you agree not to literally stab me in the back

NBVN x"

Can’t make any promises

Oh go on then it’s a deal - we’ll rule the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a werewolf but im alright noooooooooooooooooooow

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll be the cliched, ‘There must be a rational explanation for all this!’ sceptical guy who fatefully realises his closed minded mistake just before getting violently offed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd be the middle aged fat lady, pottering around in her kitchen who gets done in by the serial killer cos they need more victims before he/she/it kills you, Kylie

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Token brown guy that gets killed first

Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this.

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By *achelfunCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I would be the end girl who in the sequel gets her revenge. Hubby would be the guy who dies before the title has come up

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By *achelfunCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Token brown guy that gets killed first

Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this."

Ha ditto

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Token brown guy that gets killed first

Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this.

Ha ditto"

Not in a modern horror film, I’d reckon you’d definitely be last or second to last with the gender neutral person.

But a wise cracking brown guy would probably survive

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Van Helsing...saving the day by showing Dracula a stake or daylight!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd definitely be Hannibal lecter. hello Clarice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd definitely be Hannibal lecter. hello Clarice.."

I could never be Hannibal. I don't like liver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd definitely be Hannibal lecter. hello Clarice..

I could never be Hannibal. I don't like liver.

What about the fava beans and a nice Chianti hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel a Count Dracula moment coming

Goooodddddd evvveeennning darlink !

Nice juicy neck you have there !

One pint will do

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'd definitely be Hannibal lecter. hello Clarice..

I could never be Hannibal. I don't like liver.

AHH it's lush with some fava Beans and a nice bottle of Chianti...fffffffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Token brown guy that gets killed first

Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Token brown guy that gets killed first

Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this.

Ha ditto

Not in a modern horror film, I’d reckon you’d definitely be last or second to last with the gender neutral person.

But a wise cracking brown guy would probably survive

Yuss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely be Jamie Lee Curtis

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
over a year ago

SIN BIN CITY

"Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??

And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers

)… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl

*specifically* I'll be Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby plssss

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You are definitely promiscuous slute who's offed in the first ten minutes - after she's had sex/got her boobs out though.

I'd be the know it all nerdy token black(ish, look racially ambiguous is enough) person who thinks they know exactly what's going on, bit too confident and ends up being slaughtered any way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are definitely promiscuous slute who's offed in the first ten minutes - after she's had sex/got her boobs out though.

I'd be the know it all nerdy token black(ish, look racially ambiguous is enough) person who thinks they know exactly what's going on, bit too confident and ends up being slaughtered any way."

Haha the one that usually gets banged by the hot bf and then they die together? yeeeepp

I was watching Jennifer’s body last night. So iconic!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd definitely be Jamie Lee Curtis

PW "

ICONIC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who sleeps through everything and wakes to a house full of bodies.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Haha the one that usually gets banged by the hot bf and then they die together? yeeeepp

I was watching Jennifer’s body last night. So iconic!!! "

Oh isn't it! Oh Kylie, I've missed your posts. Flippin' love succubus energy. Also, the soundtrack! The outfits! The love hate friendship. It has everything.

Yeah, you're definitely banged then killed material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Predator.

Silent, efficient and invisible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a Cenobite. 100% no doubt about it. I regularly search flea markets and carboot sales in the hope of finding an antique "puzzle box" so I can be "shown the sights" and eventually become one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha the one that usually gets banged by the hot bf and then they die together? yeeeepp

I was watching Jennifer’s body last night. So iconic!!!

Oh isn't it! Oh Kylie, I've missed your posts. Flippin' love succubus energy. Also, the soundtrack! The outfits! The love hate friendship. It has everything.

Yeah, you're definitely banged then killed material.

gonna make sure it’s the bang of my and his life then

Can I say, loving the outfits, the low rise jeans!!! She’s iconic .. and yes succubus energy is unreal x

God I love that film!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

The guy who misses obvious killer moves, like someone revving up a chainsaw, instead asks around if it's going to rain. Killer kills me by chopping arms and legs and head off as I try not to shit pants crawling backwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The guy who misses obvious killer moves, like someone revving up a chainsaw, instead asks around if it's going to rain. Killer kills me by chopping arms and legs and head off as I try not to shit pants crawling backwards. "

Haha very detailed! I like that

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

I’d be the one with the big chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly wouldn't be the idiot going into a dark cellar, or even a lighted cellar come to think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the one who ended up searching the big scary house with Shaggy and Scooby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This might be too specific, I would be Blake from The Fog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I certainly wouldn't be the idiot going into a dark cellar, or even a lighted cellar come to think of it

Or up in the loft

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd be like Jigsaw and make everyone kill each other

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??

And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers

)… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl

*specifically* I'll be Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby plssss"

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??

And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers

)… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl

I'm either Jason Voorhees or the guy who gets trashed after trying to stand up against an aggressor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes I think my life is a horror move, or a monty python sketch

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