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My mate fancies you.... the Red made me do it edition

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well... I want going to start another one but the lovely Red arrived well late.

So... here is another...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Evening! I've had a power cut... so I'll join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I declare I Fancy ******

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whattt??

Do we all have to say we’re in again? Or not?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Back in

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

Oh my, another one

I’ll go for it

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Oh so in!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh deep joy of the non penetrative variety

Right I am in again peeps.

NBVN x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh my. Is there going to be another thread load of hotties for me to perve and message? How delightful

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

I am in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again. Wahey!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Whattt??

Do we all have to say we’re in again? Or not?

"

No Dan... you just have to say you're in Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still a willing postie here!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy lady has this for me to pass along...

BootyLover!

What a glorious physique. You look like where carved in Alexandria. I would absolutely adore an erotic evening, or two where I would happily surrender myself completely and hold onto you.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh goodness... the hot Mrs R has another from a hottie...

Please tell the gorgeous mrs Rickshawed she’s the first person I know to make hobbits sexy. That and if I stare at those nipples much longer I’m going to go crosseyed

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Butlins Minehead (for the weekend)

We're in

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Back in for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

My wi fi went down

Bloody thing

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’ll play

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok my lovelies...

I've got to head off for the evening (although if sleep eludes me I'll be back)... please do use all the lovely people as posties and have a delightfully smutty time! And remember... I'm still in for smut if not as postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Before I go... Avalanche you sexy beast, my sexy mate says...

Goodness me that's a piste that I would happily slide down

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok my lovelies...

I've got to head off for the evening (although if sleep eludes me I'll be back)... please do use all the lovely people as posties and have a delightfully smutty time! And remember... I'm still in for smut if not as postie "

The cheek of it!

Still wearing shorts, so…

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Before I go... Avalanche you sexy beast, my sexy mate says...

Goodness me that's a piste that I would happily slide down "

just wait till you taste the après-ski

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

I'm in.

I can never decide what to say about who, so this time I'll drool over everyone in public.•°°

You're all smoking hot hotties with bodies to die for.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One last one... from my sexy mate to Thatdancingguyonfab

'Merciful father' you look outstanding! I hope you like compliments because I could keep going all night...

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Butlins Minehead (for the weekend)

One for Rickshawed from my Handsome friend

Please would you let Rickshawed know that she can take out all that pent up aggression (from herding the kids around all day and bickering with G) out on my ass, and I won’t even whimper, as long as she promises to also make me a packed lunch after …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok my lovelies...

I've got to head off for the evening (although if sleep eludes me I'll be back)... please do use all the lovely people as posties and have a delightfully smutty time! And remember... I'm still in for smut if not as postie "

Thank you for today sexy bum have wonderful evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not again for me

Sleep well lovelies

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see? "

Damn right I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My post box service is closing as it’s beddy-byes time! Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed the first so I'm in.

Auntie Wendi will play Cilla for the night.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"One last one... from my sexy mate to Thatdancingguyonfab

'Merciful father' you look outstanding! I hope you like compliments because I could keep going all night... "

Yes please

I can go all night as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to bed! Good night

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Well... I want going to start another one but the lovely Red arrived well late.

So... here is another... "

Aw, thanks PoshPants

I'm in need of love tonight. So let's hope it gets poured over me

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By *arko.wMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not sure how it works but I’m in

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy lady has this for me to pass along...

BootyLover!

What a glorious physique. You look like where carved in Alexandria. I would absolutely adore an erotic evening, or two where I would happily surrender myself completely and hold onto you. "

Two evenings

I'm not 22 anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s postie now

NBVN still has filter up

Anyone else postie

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x"

Aww thank you this is lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s postie now

NBVN still has filter up

Anyone else postie "

Hold that thought peep, thanks for letting me know...sorry

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s postie now

NBVN still has filter up

Anyone else postie "

Ready and waiting to deliver!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x

Aww thank you this is lovely x"

Hello D, you gorgeous woman!

Can you tell RealityBites that he needs come lean against my wall, naked xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in for this one

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do "

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NBVN

This absolute adonis would like to say

Would you be kind enough to let NBVN know she makes for a gorgeous postie and I’d accept a special delivery from her any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the lovely Classy Curves

Obviously perved you’re pictures and read you’re profile hot damn you’re sexy lady lol also read about dicks on hear don’t judge ever book by it’s cover.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NBVN

This absolute adonis would like to say

Would you be kind enough to let NBVN know she makes for a gorgeous postie and I’d accept a special delivery from her any day "

Phwoar I almost swallowed my stamper reading that

NBVN x

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

I'm in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x

Aww thank you this is lovely x

Hello D, you gorgeous woman!

Can you tell RealityBites that he needs come lean against my wall, naked xx"

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful friend asked me sweetly to message Realitybites

he really needs to prove to me that biting isn't all he does 

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the sexy Bootylover

Good thing I like a gentleman who’s matured a little. Are you sure you couldn’t handle two nights of passionate erotic sex?

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red volupta, this dapper chap would like to ask

When I come up to Liverpool can I get you naked play with you’re body x

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer "

As long as you scream my name

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red volupta, this dapper chap would like to ask

When I come up to Liverpool can I get you naked play with you’re body x"

Of course he can.

Shame he's not here now, as I'm naked on my leather settee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for the sexy Bootylover

Good thing I like a gentleman who’s matured a little. Are you sure you couldn’t handle two nights of passionate erotic sex?

NBVN x"

With a bit of Viagra and coffee, I'm sure we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lovely message for Classy Curves

I think classy curves is stunning x

NBVN x

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer

As long as you scream my name "

Another Reply (and quickly too)!

Of course I’ll scream your name, I’m a good girl like that.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then again

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My sexy as hell mate has a message for Realitybites: damn you're hot. Shame I'm too shy to tell you just how damn hot

X

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Fine.

We're in.

C

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x

Aww thank you this is lovely x

Hello D, you gorgeous woman!

Can you tell RealityBites that he needs come lean against my wall, naked xx"

Oh Red you minx xx

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I have a lovely message for Classy Curves

I think classy curves is stunning x

NBVN x"

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for our sexy mate Scarlett

This fine fella wants to say

Would you let her know that when she gives me ‘that’ look over her glasses I go all gooey and want to fall at her feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a reply for Bootylover

I might struggle to walk after but I’d happily make you coffee if I got another one seeing to. 

I’m a good girl like that 

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To bed now all have wonderful sexy evening sat hear naked downstairs myself lol x

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'm in. Let's see...

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Willing to be postie!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x

Aww thank you this is lovely x

Hello D, you gorgeous woman!

Can you tell RealityBites that he needs come lean against my wall, naked xx

Oh Red you minx xx"

I blame the heat, D ......xx

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer

As long as you scream my name

Another Reply (and quickly too)!

Of course I’ll scream your name, I’m a good girl like that. "

What's my name? Say my name!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

I can be a postie too.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in again...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"One for our sexy mate Scarlett

This fine fella wants to say

Would you let her know that when she gives me ‘that’ look over her glasses I go all gooey and want to fall at her feet"

I think I know who this is. Thanks

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in, I could do with a rub down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at this sexy message peeps...

Would you tell delicious chaos that her gorgeous curves make me weak at the knees and I’m already in room 18 waiting to explore every inch of her

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a reply for Bootylover

I might struggle to walk after but I’d happily make you coffee if I got another one seeing to. 

I’m a good girl like that 

NBVN x"

No sugar and a dash of milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In with 1 hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another for the gorgeous classy curves

Can you tell classy curves she looks one very gorgeous sexy lady

NBVN x

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Late but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have such a complimentary message to post...

Could you please tell Princess22Abc she couldn't possibly be a postie with those pins, I'd love to see them in her fishnets up close and personal 

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reply to Bootylover

Can you untie me first though 

NBVN x

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer

As long as you scream my name

Another Reply (and quickly too)!

Of course I’ll scream your name, I’m a good girl like that.

What's my name? Say my name! "

And another reply!

Keep making me scream and it’ll be anything you want.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"I have such a complimentary message to post...

Could you please tell Princess22Abc she couldn't possibly be a postie with those pins, I'd love to see them in her fishnets up close and personal 

NBVN x

"

That is very complimentary, I love a good reason to dress up

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer

As long as you scream my name

Another Reply (and quickly too)!

Of course I’ll scream your name, I’m a good girl like that.

What's my name? Say my name!

And another reply!

Keep making me scream and it’ll be anything you want. "

Well you got my attention

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Back in, living in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the wonderful wildblonde

My marvelous mate said

can you please let wildblonde69 know that she makes my groin tingle and she can get wild with me any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a shocking turn of events

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

Can’t sleep to horny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a shocking turn of events

I'm in "

Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a shocking turn of events

I'm in

Is this a sign of the apocalypse?"

Worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in...happy to be your "Go between"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If wonkos in....fuck it im then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh deep joy of the non penetrative variety

Right I am in again peeps.

NBVN x"

Is your post mistress outfit of the sexy Mrs Goggins variety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a shocking turn of events

I'm in

Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

Worse "

Next thing he will be asking for jaffa cakes.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message from my steaming hot mate for the delightful Bellaseas

Ah lovely Bellaseas

She's such a tease

Makes me weak at the knees

Can I do the birds and bees

With you please

(And eat some peas, which make me sneeze.. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh deep joy of the non penetrative variety

Right I am in again peeps.

NBVN x

Is your post mistress outfit of the sexy Mrs Goggins variety?"

Abso-bloody-lutely it is.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wonkos in....fuck it im then"

I was in on the previous thread, but I think there's a postal strike.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh goodness... the hot Mrs R has another from a hottie...

Please tell the gorgeous mrs Rickshawed she’s the first person I know to make hobbits sexy. That and if I stare at those nipples much longer I’m going to go crosseyed"

It's the hairy feet isn't it? I'll put my top on quickly to save your opticians bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one from a mighty fine man

Stubbsy85

You make my hips twitch, and my dong ding.

Come wiggle that sexy body next to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a lovely guy for stubbsy.

I definitely still would.. and she knows it. 

NBVN x

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"A Stunning lady has asked for this to be passed on to thatdancingguyonfab

I can do the splits too, wanna see?

Damn right I do

The lady doth reply to you thatdancingguyonfab

I hope you like a vocal woman; I’m quite the screamer

As long as you scream my name

Another Reply (and quickly too)!

Of course I’ll scream your name, I’m a good girl like that.

What's my name? Say my name!

And another reply!

Keep making me scream and it’ll be anything you want.

Well you got my attention "

You have another reply.•°°

I didn’t before? Naughty naughty. you have just winked at me darling and I have just winked back. o

How about we take this to our direct messages and see what erotic things we can think of doing together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wonkos in....fuck it im then

I was in on the previous thread, but I think there's a postal strike."

Their on the mail train

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Still in...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"One for Rickshawed from my Handsome friend

Please would you let Rickshawed know that she can take out all that pent up aggression (from herding the kids around all day and bickering with G) out on my ass, and I won’t even whimper, as long as she promises to also make me a packed lunch after …"

I do hope a packed lunch is a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out now as post Mistress peeps. I need to close the post office for the night. My tongue is exhausted from licking all evening...stamps you filthy buggers

Cheers for the messages all.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do 10 more minutes if anyone wants to send a last minute message to send someone to sleep happy

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My very hot friend says...

Please could you tell that dancing guy that I'm going to put my ballet slippers on and let my lips dance all over his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one from a mighty fine man

Stubbsy85

You make my hips twitch, and my dong ding.

Come wiggle that sexy body next to mine "

I happen to be in a rather wiggly mood tonight

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By *urious8240Man
over a year ago

Ammanford

New to forums but this looks fun, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant be arsed Scrolling through thread,I'll just assume there was so many messages for me,so thanks ladies....x

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"My very hot friend says...

Please could you tell that dancing guy that I'm going to put my ballet slippers on and let my lips dance all over his face."

Ballet slippers? This must be a fellow dancer

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Omg in again ,its a hatrick

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Oo another one. But am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant be arsed Scrolling through thread,I'll just assume there was so many messages for me,so thanks ladies....x"

These kinds of responses always make my roll my eyes. If you take a look at both threads I post lots of messages, I sent messages for posting but I did not receive one message for me. This hasn't made me sulk, it just wasn't my time but I still had a giggle participating and enjoyed being involved.

NBVN x

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, ready for another round of deliveries

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I cant be arsed Scrolling through thread,I'll just assume there was so many messages for me,so thanks ladies....x

These kinds of responses always make my roll my eyes. If you take a look at both threads I post lots of messages, I sent messages for posting but I did not receive one message for me. This hasn't made me sulk, it just wasn't my time but I still had a giggle participating and enjoyed being involved.

NBVN x"
.

Ahem, you got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant be arsed Scrolling through thread,I'll just assume there was so many messages for me,so thanks ladies....x

These kinds of responses always make my roll my eyes. If you take a look at both threads I post lots of messages, I sent messages for posting but I did not receive one message for me. This hasn't made me sulk, it just wasn't my time but I still had a giggle participating and enjoyed being involved.

NBVN x.

Ahem, you got one "

I'm a lying cow, so I did. And you received a message from me along with 100 from other sexy peeps

NBVN x

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

Returning to be in again

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I cant be arsed Scrolling through thread,I'll just assume there was so many messages for me,so thanks ladies....x

These kinds of responses always make my roll my eyes. If you take a look at both threads I post lots of messages, I sent messages for posting but I did not receive one message for me. This hasn't made me sulk, it just wasn't my time but I still had a giggle participating and enjoyed being involved.

NBVN x.

Ahem, you got one

I'm a lying cow, so I did. And you received a message from me along with 100 from other sexy peeps

NBVN x"

And that warm fuzzy feeling still persists

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I'm a lying cow, so I did.

NBVN x"

Yes, yes you did

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Morning

What’s happppppeeeeeeeennnnniiiinnnngggggggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have an early morning delivery for the gorgeous NBVN

I have a mate who would like to say

Would you tell NBVN that despite her horn induced amnesia, I still thinks she’s an absolute stunner and she can record my delivery any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo if I’m not too late I might be in for some morning perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly awake !

In

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I've been busy, and not too active recently, so let's resolve that and jump on in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Morning perverts!

I've arrived to read all about how y'all fancy my pants...

Oh

*sniff*

I'll just be postie then

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor


"Morning perverts!

I've arrived to read all about how y'all fancy my pants...

Oh

*sniff*

I'll just be postie then

"

Thank you for being postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning perverts!

I've arrived to read all about how y'all fancy my pants...

Oh

*sniff*

I'll just be postie then

Thank you for being postie "

No worries gorgeous

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Morning perverts!

y'all fancy my pants...

*sniff* "

I’m sure your pants don’t smell that bad posh

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Morning perverts!

I've arrived to read all about how y'all fancy my pants...

Oh

*sniff*

I'll just be postie then

"

Thank you for being our postie

Thank you for being a gorgeous human being

And thank you for letting me out of your cupboard- eventually

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

A sexy lady has asked me to let Cockosaurus know if that’s paint on his body, can I jump in the shower with him to help him wash it off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning perverts!

y'all fancy my pants...

*sniff*

I’m sure your pants don’t smell that bad posh "

My pants smell glorious, Sprout. Fresh as a daisy.

Or, a flower, some might say

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning perverts!

I've arrived to read all about how y'all fancy my pants...

Oh

*sniff*

I'll just be postie then

Thank you for being our postie

Thank you for being a gorgeous human being

And thank you for letting me out of your cupboard- eventually

"

Aww you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for my top bloke Clackton,

This lovely lady would like to say

Can you please let clackton85 know that he has a nice hand but it really should be put to good use….I’d love him massaging me

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

One for Booty!

That booty is worth a trip to the Grampian’s.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Posh! You sexy babe! You might need your detective hat for this one to figure out which sexy hunk delivered this

Can you tell posh that your mate would like her to fiddle with his stick

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh! You sexy babe! You might need your detective hat for this one to figure out which sexy hunk delivered this

Can you tell posh that your mate would like her to fiddle with his stick

"

Golly m'gosh...

I shall have to get my deerstalker and pipe out for this'en

Bring it here my lovely... I'll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

INCOMING MESSAGE FOR

MR BRUSSEL SPROUT

A Lovely lady Says

She would love some of his chocolates…..

Would a smooch be allowed as down payment

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous sexy mate has a message for a fine, fine gent

Can you please tell Bingo that I love a man in a white shirt and it’s smooch worthy

(She'sa darned fine smooch)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"One for Booty!

That booty is worth a trip to the Grampian’s. "

Aw golly gosh well that’s a lot of pressure! I’ll get on the squats to make sure my booty is on point for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous sexy mate has a message for a fine, fine gent

Can you please tell Bingo that I love a man in a white shirt and it’s smooch worthy

(She'sa darned fine smooch)"

thank you, my first one! I'd love a good smooch

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

For the sexy posh from an equally sexy lady

Can you please let posh know that she is such a cutie and I’d love to give her a big smooch

If it’s a yes can I be there for it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a lying cow, so I did.

NBVN x

Yes, yes you did "

You circumvented the postal service my lovely friend and send directly

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for my top bloke Clackton,

This lovely lady would like to say

Can you please let clackton85 know that he has a nice hand but it really should be put to good use….I’d love him massaging me "

Get the coconut oil out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have an early morning delivery for the gorgeous NBVN

I have a mate who would like to say

Would you tell NBVN that despite her horn induced amnesia, I still thinks she’s an absolute stunner and she can record my delivery any day"

Ah thank you and I happily like a stamp for you

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again see if I get anything lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"For the sexy posh from an equally sexy lady

Can you please let posh know that she is such a cutie and I’d love to give her a big smooch

If it’s a yes can I be there for it please "

I'm gonna take this smooch and raise her a butt grope

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

An absolute cutie wants me to tell Posh that she is a sexy goddess who deserves all the love and filthy smut

She's right you know!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

She may raise it a boobie squish

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"A sexy lady has asked me to let Cockosaurus know if that’s paint on his body, can I jump in the shower with him to help him wash it off "

It's wax, and was great fun having it removed with a knife. But I'm sure sharing a shower would have been much more fun.

The neon paints will be next week at Swingathon and will be all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a beautiful woman for Fiddlesticks

Can you please let _iddlesticks know that he’s a sexy tease….get over here and give me a kiss please 

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"She may raise it a boobie squish "

I'm so in

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have a very sexy friend who’s asked me to pass on

Can you please let Seanjt77 know that he is ridiculously fit and sexy and I’d love him to help whip me in shape….I do enjoy hands on training

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"An absolute cutie wants me to tell Posh that she is a sexy goddess who deserves all the love and filthy smut

She's right you know! "

I do. I really do

Thank you cutie

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"INCOMING MESSAGE FOR

MR BRUSSEL SPROUT

A Lovely lady Says

She would love some of his chocolates…..

Would a smooch be allowed as down payment "

I’m going to answer this one for Brussel

A smooch is an acceptable down payment

Let me know your favourite chocolates and I’ll save them for you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A message from a beautiful woman for Fiddlesticks

Can you please let _iddlesticks know that he’s a sexy tease….get over here and give me a kiss please 

NBVN x"

Taxi to over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello sunshine

Can you please let NBVNHW know that she is a sexy stunner and I have major lipstick and outfit envy, those holdups ooft!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"INCOMING MESSAGE FOR

MR BRUSSEL SPROUT

A Lovely lady Says

She would love some of his chocolates…..

Would a smooch be allowed as down payment

I’m going to answer this one for Brussel

A smooch is an acceptable down payment

Let me know your favourite chocolates and I’ll save them for you "

Lol sorry young man not awake yet !

You got message !

If I were you I would

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I never made you do anything!

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"INCOMING MESSAGE FOR

MR BRUSSEL SPROUT

A Lovely lady Says

She would love some of his chocolates…..

Would a smooch be allowed as down payment

I’m going to answer this one for Brussel

A smooch is an acceptable down payment

Let me know your favourite chocolates and I’ll save them for you

Lol sorry young man not awake yet !

You got message !

If I were you I would "

I’ll take your advice and graciously accept the offer, but will they make themselves known? That’s the question

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I'm in. Now let's see...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I never made you do anything!

"

I'm pretty certain you would have if you'd thought of it... you Reds are tricksy stamps

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I never made you do anything!

I'm pretty certain you would have if you'd thought of it... you Reds are tricksy stamps "

Very true x x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Aww the most beautiful message for my beautiful friend Dancer

Can you tell Dancer that her au naturel look is sublime and a day without her pics in my hotlist updates would be like a day without a sunrise

NBVN x

Aww thank you this is lovely x

Hello D, you gorgeous woman!

Can you tell RealityBites that he needs come lean against my wall, naked xx"

I wonder who could have sent that?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"My sexy as hell mate has a message for Realitybites: damn you're hot. Shame I'm too shy to tell you just how damn hot

X"

Thank you shy person

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"My beautiful friend asked me sweetly to message Realitybites

he really needs to prove to me that biting isn't all he does 

NBVN x"

I've been known to nibble as well

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m in for a Friday flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Lee

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