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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To get up without walking to the fridge?

Like, 9/10 times I don't even get anything to eat. I just check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that just open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you feel the desire to check the fridge and get up, go to the loo instead. Then donate a pound to charity. You'll soon be right as rain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I do that just open the door "

Fridge doors are heavy... I'm gonna say it counts as exercise. One armed cross-body rows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I do that just open the door "

Your just checking to see that the light is still on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every time you feel the desire to check the fridge and get up, go to the loo instead. Then donate a pound to charity. You'll soon be right as rain."

Oh lawdy. Still better than some other advice I've heard today

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

My kitchen is on a different floor from my lounge/bedroom/bathroom, so I only go to the kitchen when I specifically need to go to the kitchen, but still only check the fridge when I’m preparing food. But I do keep fruit and stuff in the lounge so that’s what I snack on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I haven't opened the fridge since I got the milk out this morning... sorry OP

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Every time you feel the desire to check the fridge and get up, go to the loo instead. Then donate a pound to charity. You'll soon be right as rain.

Oh lawdy. Still better than some other advice I've heard today "

Just eat less

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Personally my first port of call is the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love opening the fridge door. You can tell by how much my face lights up every time I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kitchen is on a different floor from my lounge/bedroom/bathroom, so I only go to the kitchen when I specifically need to go to the kitchen, but still only check the fridge when I’m preparing food. But I do keep fruit and stuff in the lounge so that’s what I snack on"

That's a good point actually, when I work from upstairs I'm far more unbothered. Sadly downstairs has better WiFi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't opened the fridge since I got the milk out this morning... sorry OP"

Letting the side down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every time you feel the desire to check the fridge and get up, go to the loo instead. Then donate a pound to charity. You'll soon be right as rain.

Oh lawdy. Still better than some other advice I've heard today

Just eat less "

And the Nobel goes to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally my first port of call is the loo "

If you put the fridge in the bathroom you'd cut down on walking time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love opening the fridge door. You can tell by how much my face lights up every time I do."

Is that a Cheestring in your pocket or are you just happy to be checking the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il often walk in the kitchen and be clueless why im in the fridge or even how i got there dementia kicking in early these days i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Il often walk in the kitchen and be clueless why im in the fridge or even how i got there dementia kicking in early these days i think "

To be fair being in a fridge is quite concerning

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"My kitchen is on a different floor from my lounge/bedroom/bathroom, so I only go to the kitchen when I specifically need to go to the kitchen, but still only check the fridge when I’m preparing food. But I do keep fruit and stuff in the lounge so that’s what I snack on

That's a good point actually, when I work from upstairs I'm far more unbothered. Sadly downstairs has better WiFi "

Invest in a wifi extender

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kitchen is on a different floor from my lounge/bedroom/bathroom, so I only go to the kitchen when I specifically need to go to the kitchen, but still only check the fridge when I’m preparing food. But I do keep fruit and stuff in the lounge so that’s what I snack on

That's a good point actually, when I work from upstairs I'm far more unbothered. Sadly downstairs has better WiFi

Invest in a wifi extender "

I have one

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I only go to the fridge to put stuff in... when I am making tea, for the milk... or when cooking dinner... Mostly cause there's bugger all in it to snack on lol

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

Looking for Boris?

I find myself checking the fridge quite often but not actually getting anything.

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By *aitinkCouple
over a year ago

York


"Every time you feel the desire to check the fridge and get up, go to the loo instead. Then donate a pound to charity. You'll soon be right as rain."

Well you are donating a pound to the electricity company...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only go to the fridge to put stuff in... when I am making tea, for the milk... or when cooking dinner... Mostly cause there's bugger all in it to snack on lol"

Lol same, I just keep hoping something is going to magically appear... And then I end up going "fuck it" and eating like, plain cucumber and shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for Boris?

I find myself checking the fridge quite often but not actually getting anything. "

It's just ritualistic right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every time you feel the desire to check the fridge and get up, go to the loo instead. Then donate a pound to charity. You'll soon be right as rain.

Well you are donating a pound to the electricity company..."

This is very true and a good reason to nip this in the bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look in it if I’m hungry, or when I’m making a meal, otherwise I don’t

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Personally my first port of call is the loo

If you put the fridge in the bathroom you'd cut down on walking time "

This is genius

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