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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Just you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just you "

Darn

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me? "

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m hiding in your cupboard

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

I want a damn good shagging, but it has nothing to do with the conversations today

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Me! I’ve got it bad today

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard "

FIFY

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I always want a good shagging but wanting and getting are two different things

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want a damn good shagging, but it has nothing to do with the conversations today "

Oh my! That's saucy

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I didn’t until now but seeing as it’s you….

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Me! I’ve got it bad today "

Nora! I'm shocked!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I always want a good shagging but wanting and getting are two different things"

True dat

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Me! I’ve got it bad today

Nora! I'm shocked! "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I didn’t until now but seeing as it’s you…. "

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"I want a damn good shagging, but it has nothing to do with the conversations today

Oh my! That's saucy"

It has just been too long, nothing too saucy I am afraid

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Anyone want a below average shag??

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes woke up extra horny today because of hormones and this is just making it worse lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Honestly atm I'm thoroughly ambivalent about it ..

Been a month now and cba

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes woke up extra horny today because of hormones and this is just making it worse lol "

None of the threads today are helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's done something funny to me as well. Hope hubby comes home from work early

Mrs

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By *ungbibristolMan
over a year ago

bristol

Definitely not just you

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I am bloody dying today!

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By *ero_for_funMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Im reading these inbetween work in the office. It isnt helping.

Anyone want to come and pour cold water on me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes woke up extra horny today because of hormones and this is just making it worse lol

None of the threads today are helping "

But at least the forums fun today so yay for that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes woke up extra horny today because of hormones and this is just making it worse lol

None of the threads today are helping

But at least the forums fun today so yay for that "

Definitely yay for that!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard

FIFY "

Sorry, I will clean up after myself

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard

FIFY

Sorry, I will clean up after myself "

Your pics aren’t helping either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm insatiable. The more I get the more I want

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard

FIFY

Sorry, I will clean up after myself

Your pics aren’t helping either!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard

FIFY

Sorry, I will clean up after myself

Your pics aren’t helping either!"

There's always the toybox....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want a below average shag?? "

I'll take it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!"

Air con. It's the way forward.

And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes woke up extra horny today because of hormones and this is just making it worse lol "

Damn the sexy fabbers.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Honestly atm I'm thoroughly ambivalent about it ..

Been a month now and cba "

Misery guts

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's done something funny to me as well. Hope hubby comes home from work early

Mrs "

I wanted to say I wish I still had a husband for that...

But I don't

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Definitely not just you "

See... him up there who said it was just me is totally wrong!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am bloody dying today! "

It must be a full moon... we are all at it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im reading these inbetween work in the office. It isnt helping.

Anyone want to come and pour cold water on me "

Oops.

I'm not even sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

You are not alone.

No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard

FIFY

Sorry, I will clean up after myself "

Just don't make a mess...

Now... how could we solve the mess and horn problems I wonder

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm insatiable. The more I get the more I want"

Me too... and I've had none for AGES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solar horn was already activated makes no odds nothing will be done about it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Solar horn was already activated makes no odds nothing will be done about it"

Oh my! Surely light relief is possible.

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By *ero_for_funMan
over a year ago

cardiff


"Im reading these inbetween work in the office. It isnt helping.

Anyone want to come and pour cold water on me

Oops.

I'm not even sorry"

Its fine as long as i dont have to get up out of my chair...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Im reading these inbetween work in the office. It isnt helping.

Anyone want to come and pour cold water on me

Oops.

I'm not even sorry

Its fine as long as i dont have to get up out of my chair... "

That would be awkward indeed...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Anyone want a below average shag??

I'll take it! "

Go for it. Just don’t rate me over two out of five on trip advisor

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want a below average shag??

I'll take it!

Go for it. Just don’t rate me over two out of five on trip advisor "

Deal.

I'll leave the door on the latch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me? "

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

"

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard."

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute "

I'll give you a mouth. That'll help

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute

I'll give you a mouth. That'll help "

Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute

I'll give you a mouth. That'll help

Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums "

How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute

I'll give you a mouth. That'll help

Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums

How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard? "

Not sure but someone just touched my leg. There is a skeleton in here clutching a pack of condoms

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute

I'll give you a mouth. That'll help

Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums

How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard?

Not sure but someone just touched my leg. There is a skeleton in here clutching a pack of condoms "

Gotta keep them somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me? "

But yes!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

But yes! "

There seem to be a few of us in this situation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd think something could be done, but after all, this is fab...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You'd think something could be done, but after all, this is fab...?"

Woah... you can get sex here?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready "

Woody... you break my heart...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three "

I used to feel like that... I save myself up now

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham


"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three

I used to feel like that... I save myself up now "

Ohhh it's getting me thinking!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three

I used to feel like that... I save myself up now

Ohhh it's getting me thinking!"

You're welcome

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham


"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three

I used to feel like that... I save myself up now

Ohhh it's getting me thinking!

You're welcome "

Thank you...trying to think which to pick for my next outing!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three

I used to feel like that... I save myself up now

Ohhh it's getting me thinking!

You're welcome

Thank you...trying to think which to pick for my next outing!"

Ah... the beauty of choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm insatiable. The more I get the more I want

Me too... and I've had none for AGES!"

You are sexy as hell. Go get some!! Make it a good one!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm insatiable. The more I get the more I want

Me too... and I've had none for AGES!

You are sexy as hell. Go get some!! Make it a good one!!"

Me? I am?

Why thank you

And back at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

Woody... you break my heart... "

Is that a song?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

Woody... you break my heart...

Is that a song? "

I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Neh rather have a bacon buttie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Neh rather have a bacon buttie "

Bacon is definitely a worthy substitute for sex...

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've stopped thinking about it!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

That and/or some cake! DM if you can help with either issue

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff."

Sea swimming is the answer...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've stopped thinking about it!"

I'm shocked!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That and/or some cake! DM if you can help with either issue "

Tart

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.

Sea swimming is the answer..."

I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two! "

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.

Sea swimming is the answer...

I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then "

Noooooo! Woolacombe!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.

Sea swimming is the answer...

I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then

Noooooo! Woolacombe!"

Well yes I prefer it there ! But it will be dark by the time I arrive!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.

Sea swimming is the answer...

I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then

Noooooo! Woolacombe!

Well yes I prefer it there ! But it will be dark by the time I arrive! "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me! I’ve got it bad today

Nora! I'm shocked! "

You’re not really though, are you?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

"

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on "

I can get there first!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Me! I’ve got it bad today

Nora! I'm shocked!

You’re not really though, are you? "

Nothing Nora dear does shocks me really.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on "

Oh I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

Oh I will "

I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

Oh I will

I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake. "

I think we are more likely to need hydration

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Me! I’ve got it bad today

Nora! I'm shocked!

You’re not really though, are you?

Nothing Nora dear does shocks me really."

Has Nora dear gone again? Thought he was back lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Me! I’ve got it bad today

Nora! I'm shocked!

You’re not really though, are you?

Nothing Nora dear does shocks me really.

Has Nora dear gone again? Thought he was back lol "

Seems to have gone for now Nora dear, but he will be back. He always knows where to find you after all...

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

Oh I will

I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.

I think we are more likely to need hydration "

Crisps cake and plenty of hydration

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

Oh I will

I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.

I think we are more likely to need hydration

Crisps cake and plenty of hydration "

Ah yes... can't get hydrated with just water after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

Oh I will

I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.

I think we are more likely to need hydration

Crisps cake and plenty of hydration

Ah yes... can't get hydrated with just water after all "

Rum and wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me? "

Me to unfortunately

Want a jolly good fuck

But that’s just me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes I do!

It’s long overdue!

I need a good dicking or two!

I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...

Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on

Oh I will

I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.

I think we are more likely to need hydration

Crisps cake and plenty of hydration

Ah yes... can't get hydrated with just water after all

Rum and Coke wasn’t it? "

Spiced...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

Me to unfortunately

Want a jolly good fuck

But that’s just me "

A happy, smiley good one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would so love that right now but still testing positive for COVID, horn is through the roof!!

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

I’m sure you’d have guys and girls lining up at your door, waiting online. ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I would so love that right now but still testing positive for COVID, horn is through the roof!! "

Aww man!

Hope it isn't making you feel poop.

(Not literal poop. But ill. Although I'm not kink shaming)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

Me to unfortunately

Want a jolly good fuck

But that’s just me

A happy, smiley good one?"

Yes most definitely

Happy smiley cuddly hugs and damn good seeing to hand tounges cock the lot no holding back

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m sure you’d have guys and girls lining up at your door, waiting online. ??"

Hang on...

*checks door*

Nope. No one here

(Funny story though... one dude I'd never seen before did randomly turn up one night... small town, public face pics... I didn't let him in)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

Me to unfortunately

Want a jolly good fuck

But that’s just me

A happy, smiley good one?

Yes most definitely

Happy smiley cuddly hugs and damn good seeing to hand tounges cock the lot no holding back "

Now imagining the kind of contortion that hand, tongue and cock would require...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

Woody... you break my heart...

Is that a song?

I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad "

Is it good for a ho’down?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

Woody... you break my heart...

Is that a song?

I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad

Is it good for a ho’down? "

It's got that last song of the evening... I'm left at the side of the dancefloor watching everyone pair off for the slow dance kinda vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What positions were mentioned … it’s always good to learn more

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

Think dp...and riding so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one "

One position?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"That and/or some cake! DM if you can help with either issue

Tart "

I’m partial to a tart, but it would be cakes —- pastries —- tarts imo

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Must be the sun making everyone randy

T

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

Might have to head out tomorrow night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

I’m open to reasonable offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one

One position? "

A damm good shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Solar horn was already activated makes no odds nothing will be done about it

Oh my! Surely light relief is possible."

not for a fair few hours far too busy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just had one

One position?

A damm good shagging "

Do you need a gin to take the edge off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one

One position?

A damm good shagging "

Show off :p

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What positions were mentioned … it’s always good to learn more "

Ones with peen in foof.

That's pretty much all I can remember at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one

One position?

A damm good shagging

Do you need a gin to take the edge off? "

Is it salmon gin? I’ve heard it’s delicious

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just had one "

I hate you a little you know

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That and/or some cake! DM if you can help with either issue

Tart

I’m partial to a tart, but it would be cakes —- pastries —- tarts imo "

Deal

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Must be the sun making everyone randy

T"

I'd love to blame the sun. But sadly no sun here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FAF "

See... last time I said yes, easilyled didn't show up...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes

I’m open to reasonable offers"

FAF?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Solar horn was already activated makes no odds nothing will be done about it

Oh my! Surely light relief is possible.not for a fair few hours far too busy "

It'll be worth the wait

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

Woody... you break my heart...

Is that a song?

I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad

Is it good for a ho’down? "

Easy there now. Who you calling a ho?

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!

That *could* be what got me into this mess.

And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.

Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute

I'll give you a mouth. That'll help

Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums

How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard? "

Flipping heck Avalanche. Are you done yet?! That's a queue building up outside this cupboard.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just had one

One position?

A damm good shagging

Do you need a gin to take the edge off?

Is it salmon gin? I’ve heard it’s delicious "

Sounds like my idea of heaven, as long as you’re not around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What positions were mentioned … it’s always good to learn more

Ones with peen in foof.

That's pretty much all I can remember at this point "

Position overload blindness

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What positions were mentioned … it’s always good to learn more

Ones with peen in foof.

That's pretty much all I can remember at this point

Position overload blindness "

Can't. Cope.

Need hydrating

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!

Air con. It's the way forward.

And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told"

Well I've got a fan... Just need to find a willing participant!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me? "

Not just you. I need a damn good shagging that last all weekend

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

No. Not the talk on here, not really been on here lately.

But a voice note telling me about absolutely incredible sex stuff involving sundown?

Yep.

I'm sold.

I just want to hear all the pervy stuff.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!

Air con. It's the way forward.

And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told

Well I've got a fan... Just need to find a willing participant!"

I'm praying for your inbox now...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.

Anyone else or is it just me?

Not just you. I need a damn good shagging that last all weekend "

Sounds like a job for at least 2 others

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No. Not the talk on here, not really been on here lately.

But a voice note telling me about absolutely incredible sex stuff involving sundown?

Yep.

I'm sold.

I just want to hear all the pervy stuff."

I love the pervy stuff

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in if there’s some shagging involved

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in if there’s some shagging involved "

What took you so long ffs?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I’m in if there’s some shagging involved

What took you so long ffs?"

That’s what you’ll be saying after as well

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Yep, horny as hell here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in if there’s some shagging involved

What took you so long ffs?

That’s what you’ll be saying after as well "

Oh lord

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yep, horny as hell here "

It's basically an epidemic I believe

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I’m in if there’s some shagging involved

What took you so long ffs?

That’s what you’ll be saying after as well

Oh lord "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one

One position?

A damm good shagging

Do you need a gin to take the edge off?

Is it salmon gin? I’ve heard it’s delicious

Sounds like my idea of heaven, as long as you’re not around "

I’m just going to throw it at you and run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the heat that does it for me!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s the heat that does it for me! "

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"It’s the heat that does it for me!

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too."

Yeah sorry (not sorry) about that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s the heat that does it for me!

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too.

Yeah sorry (not sorry) about that "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It’s the heat that does it for me!

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too."

I get the blame for everything

I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s the heat that does it for me!

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too.

I get the blame for everything

I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to "

I keep showing you!

: ' (

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!

Air con. It's the way forward.

And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told

Well I've got a fan... Just need to find a willing participant!"

Mimi, am I the fan you're talking about? Lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It’s the heat that does it for me!

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too.

I get the blame for everything

I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to

I keep showing you!

: ' ("

It doesn’t work for me. I don’t know why

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It’s the heat that does it for me!

I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)

And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.

And the person who has been giving me the horn too.

I get the blame for everything

I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to

I keep showing you!

: ' (

It doesn’t work for me. I don’t know why "

:’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready

Woody... you break my heart...

Is that a song?

I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad

Is it good for a ho’down?

It's got that last song of the evening... I'm left at the side of the dancefloor watching everyone pair off for the slow dance kinda vibe "

And watching the one walk off with someone else? … I know the words. let’s sit and cry and sing together.

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