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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my wife & I were curious obviously they provide portaloos but how many people use them esp in middle of the night & how do they find their way back to the tent

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"my wife & I were curious obviously they provide portaloos but how many people use them esp in middle of the night & how do they find their way back to the tent"

I've not been for over 10 yrs but I hated the portaloos with a passion!

We used to keep a bucket in the porch of our tent for the nighttime wee.....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Young people don't have the same need to go in the middle of the night, so it's not so bad.

THose that do are probably so pissed that they won't NEED to make it back to their tent and will sleep where they fall - or are too pissed to make it to the portaloos and piss randomly against someone else's tents.

The minority that have IBS and therefore need to be organised probably have their tent-partners phone set to mututal "FInd my phone" and use GPS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we're campers ourselves & hardly anybody Ventures out to toilet block in the night use poss pot lol ..but can't even begin to imagine the by products of 100,000+ tented village the stench must be horrendous esp in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we're campers ourselves & hardly anybody Ventures out to toilet block in the night use poss pot lol ..but can't even begin to imagine the by products of 100,000+ tented village the stench must be horrendous esp in this weather "

That's why they all wear wellies... it's not rivers of mud....

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By *assionatechapMan
over a year ago

york

Follow the poo sucker vans, they clean them and that's the best time to have a number 2. Having a piss is easier for a guy.

Glastonbury didn't have the worst toilets, the worst I've seen are at Leeds

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My mate got e-coli at Glastonbury.

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By *dy635guyMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I would keep a container in the tent for overnight needs.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

At Glastonbury this year there is a new female type toilet called a peequal. ? Found this while looking for portable female loos . It is supposed to cut down waiting times for females to pee?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Get there early and smear melted chocolate over and around the handle of a portaloo door. It’s then yours only for the weekend.

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

The trick is to be in crew camping with crew facilities. Its dead easy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Get there early and smear melted chocolate over and around the handle of a portaloo door. It’s then yours only for the weekend. "

Get there early and erect a marquee around a portaloo.

Your tent now has a private toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread just reinforced my desire to never go to a festival ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilets have improved massively over the last 20 years; there are some scary ones out there but generally not bad. The key is to get up early (7/8) and have a morning poo, as they get cleaned early in the morning (get your shower then too).

Trust me they were horrific in the 80’s and 90’s (Glasto was a family event)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This thread just reinforced my desire to never go to a festival ever "

I’m with you. Shall we find a nice comfy hotel

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