FabSwingers.com forum: Puma seen at Glastonbury Site

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?

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By *hebirdsMan
over a year ago

Haddington

Pumas in the wild are not black. Its a rare melanistic variation. The reason people believe to see black pumas here is that they are seeing regular cats!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Don't worry, with some of the acts lined-up, it will soon piss off.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It’s stalking the vegetarian headliner Paul McCartney.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It was seen "running up Pennard Hill". A Kate Bush tribute act ?

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By *mMrbrightsideMan
over a year ago

wakefield

"It was seen "running up Pennard Hill". A Kate Bush tribute act ?"

Omg sally that’s terrible

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By *mMrbrightsideMan
over a year ago

wakefield

I’m sure it won’t go near any of the soap dodging hippies

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m sure it won’t go near any of the soap dodging hippies

My son has taken a packet of wet wipes !

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By *mMrbrightsideMan
over a year ago

wakefield

"I’m sure it won’t go near any of the soap dodging hippies

My son has taken a packet of wet wipes !"

He’ll be the first one to get eaten then lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?"

Good, less dickheads in the world

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Anyone know what ever happened to The Stray Cats?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Anyone know what ever happened to The Stray Cats?"

They were rehomed by the Pet Shop Boys

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By *ero_for_funMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Something something puma pants...

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Anyone know what ever happened to The Stray Cats?

They were rehomed by the Pet Shop Boys"

I heard this creature has been heard rehearsing songs by John Cougar Mellencamp..

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

It’s probably related to the big cat sculpture on the beach near Devon .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was all Adidas at Glastonbury.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?

Good, less dickheads in the world "

Why are people who attended Glastonbury dickheads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?

Good, less dickheads in the world "

Damn. That’s harsh.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Another one?

They must be multiplying up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, with some of the acts lined-up, it will soon piss off."

PMSL.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I thought it was all Adidas at Glastonbury. "

Got to be more up-market surely?

Heard someone on the wireless the other day mention there'll be no queues in Waitrose this weekend..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's probably waiting for the falafel stand to open,ya.

It's pronounced

Poomarrr darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's a pair of shoes

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"it's a pair of shoes"

No that's gazelles

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By *icouple691Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

It’s just me prowling on all fours in a cat suit and butt plug tail. Not dangerous unless your cock is out!

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?"

What do you think Tom? With 200,000 people on site do you think a puma is going to wander into someone's tent and eat them?

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

It was actually a cougar, she has been taken in for questioning

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?

What do you think Tom? With 200,000 people on site do you think a puma is going to wander into someone's tent and eat them?

I am no cat expert but a wild frightened animal may bite if cornered or Hungary. ...

And if it has moved on then where is it ...?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

A tiger in Africa?!

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?

What do you think Tom? With 200,000 people on site do you think a puma is going to wander into someone's tent and eat them?

I am no cat expert but a wild frightened animal may bite if cornered or Hungary. ...

And if it has moved on then where is it ...?"

You are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just seen it….

Almost made me puma pants

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I’ve just seen it….

Almost made me puma pants

It's ok, it's in Hungary according to our Tom..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just seen it….

Almost made me puma pants

It's ok, it's in Hungary according to our Tom..

Don’t say Hungary. He’ll think you’re talking about NHS workers using food banks

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Where will this frightened beast turn up next ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where will this frightened beast turn up next ?"

Creamfields?

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

The average age of attendees is steadily increasing - so it's probably just a Cougar ... she's probably on Fabs too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?

Good, less dickheads in the world

Damn. That’s harsh. "

Ironically that comment made him look like a... Well you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?"

Whatever it is, if the poor thing gets hurt I'll be down there to boot some baws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been listening for the last two hours on radio one online and I have to say it's proper banging

Wish I was there right now

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Apparently, it turned out to be an Adidas.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"I’m sure it won’t go near any of the soap dodging hippies

My son has taken a packet of wet wipes !

He’ll be the first one to get eaten then lol"

Once it's had the first one, it's get "fed up" and not eat for three days, small sacrifices.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

There will also be Adidas, Nike, Asics......

Many other brands are also available and not just black like the pair that have already been spotted.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

News just in, BBP available at Glastonbury…..makes a change from BBC…

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"A tiger in Africa?!"

There are lots of Tiger's in Africa!!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"A tiger in Africa?!

There are lots of Tiger's in Africa!!"

In zoos?

Tigers are native to Asia and some parts of Russia. Their close cousins (lions) are native to Africa.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Yes, in Zoo's..

So there are Tigers on Africa!!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The sighting has been confirmed as Dave Growl…

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Workers preparing the site say they have seen a large black puma like cat on the site. If it is a Puma then could it attack a reveller sleeping in a tent?"

I think this might be why no decent bands turned up..,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure he will keep out of the way of people

There have been lots of big cat sightings in my area and nobody has been mauled yet

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I am sure he will keep out of the way of people

There have been lots of big cat sightings in my area and nobody has been mauled yet"

And what if one day soon

...?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

They should have let it loose on the main stage.

Might have improved the show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure he will keep out of the way of people

There have been lots of big cat sightings in my area and nobody has been mauled yet

And what if one day soon

...?"

If it does I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I saw a huge killer black while there I might Puma pants.

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