FabSwingers.com forum: What you've been waiting for

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's here.

This is the look at me, I have something interesting to say and complaints to make thread.

Post your look at me, something interesting and complainy posts here.

New posters here's your chance. Old posters, time to change the blu-tak.

Play nicely now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, far too many choices, what do I do, or what do I say ?

If you want a man that looks good in and out of a kilt, then I'm all yours

I polish my shoes especially so that the ladies don't have to put a mirror on the floor

I'm in lust with more than half of the ladies on the forum, but will leave no clues (I am a gentleman, after all).

I have sparkling wit, charm, and an ego that's only just big enough to fit through the door.

I often have something interesting to say, but leave that to the bedroom

I'll leave my ranting until a Thursday ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm what can i say.....

I am who i am.... I tell no lies or porky pies... I apologise for being open and honest and saying it how it is and maybe upsetting a few folk on the way. I'm shy in what I want but not so shy where it counts. Not so sure this is where to say but it's out in the open and off my chest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hi,

My name is Granny. I am fairly new to the forums but know we are not allowed to say c__t.

I don't use the word ordinarily but have used it more since a more harsh regime was established.

My complainy post is .....

I am sick of pics of women in ill fitting bras..... all get measured please.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I'm Obi.

The End

Oh - and please can we have more newbies in the forums please? Especially ones with nice avatars!!

Thanks muchly!!

Carry on folks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erhum ( clears throat ) hello we are Luke and Lucy, just your normal everyday couple, down to earth with a gsoh!! We are a shy and innocent kinda couple

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Aphrodite here who has wanted to initiate a cock picture (not cock... cock picture!)competition for years but was never allowed to. So I am now considering becoming a Lesbian by proxy!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi.... I'm MissB

I have 2 complaints.....

I have a horrible cold and feel like crap.

and

I hate how the water in England makes my hair all weird and frizzy.... How is it so different from the water in Scotland

That's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello im naughty nips and i have a confused fuck buddy haha...say no more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm me, what you see is what you get. Very amiable, witty, and very respectful.

If you're after being beaten up during sex, don't ring me, I'm shit at it, however, if you're after someone who loves oral, then I'm definitely your guy.

Now go look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm errrmmmm I'm???? Shit who am I again?? Right just going to find myself, I'll be back shortly.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I am just me. No airs or graces. Like it or fookin lump it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Kat

Love reading the forums, helps pass the very boring days I'm currently having.

Hate messages that have cock pics and just say do you want this, fed up explaining its the man behind the cock makes a hot fuck or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got nowt to say.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I am,,,,,,erm,,available ??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hi.... I'm MissB

I have 2 complaints.....

I have a horrible cold and feel like crap.

and

I hate how the water in England makes my hair all weird and frizzy.... How is it so different from the water in Scotland

That's all

Do you watch Harry n Paul ......?

I kill myself laughing at the 'Everythings better in Scotland' sketches.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hi I am cheeky

and I am addicted to cock men with tattoos and vodka at the weekend...

Can we have more men with tattoos on the forums please..

Thank you..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Hi I'm Kat

Love reading the forums, helps pass the very boring days I'm currently having.

Hate messages that have cock pics and just say do you want this, fed up explaining its the man behind the cock makes a hot fuck or not

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I hate all those younger females offering the best sex I could wish for,,I think Im going to have to filter them out,they are becoming tiresome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, we are L and S, L does all the talking and S tells her off when she oversteps the mark. L can be a right arsehole, but she's the first to admit it! S is good tempered except when it comes to his career! L saves her niceties for the people worth being nice to and could never be accused of being two-faced or an arselicker.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm too tired after last night to be bothered to say anything

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Well Baz has been very guilty of putting far to many rude jokes up on the forum since he joined

I've no complaints with the site, you get back what you put in to it, and it is free which sometimes people forget when they start moaning about not getting meets etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi I'm flick...filthy lovely inteligent charming and kinky...says it all....

I'm happy with the world today...see me Thursday things may change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tired after last night to be bothered to say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This evening I am watching University Challenge and mostly answering correctly more questions than I get wrong. Ta Daaaaaa!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Hi,

My name is Granny. I am fairly new to the forums but know we are not allowed to say c__t.

Thanks. "

Why can't you say the word C**t?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening , Im not really a nurse so please refrain from sending me messages complaining how ill you are and need your temperature taking.. Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Mister S and I am writing to complain about how Tease has ruined my life with her cruel nurse-based deception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Mister S and I am writing to complain about how Tease has ruined my life with her cruel nurse-based deception

Im so sorry, let me make it up to you by taking your temperature .... Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erhum ( clears throat ) hello we are Luke and Lucy, just your normal everyday couple, down to earth with a gsoh!! We are a shy and innocent kinda couple

Pfft no one said this was the thread for telling pork pies

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Hi I'm Mister S and I am writing to complain about how Tease has ruined my life with her cruel nurse-based deception

Im so sorry, let me make it up to you by taking your temperature .... Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at MEEEEEEEE

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Look at MEEEEEEEE

"
I feel a fabbing coming one

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Look at MEEEEEEEE

I feel a fabbing coming one

*coming on* lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Hi,

My name is Granny. I am fairly new to the forums but know we are not allowed to say c__t.

Thanks.

Why can't you say the word C**t?"

u just c**t .. thats the rules ffs !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Mister S and I am writing to complain about how Tease has ruined my life with her cruel nurse-based deception

Im so sorry, let me make it up to you by taking your temperature .... Bend over

Oooh Matron!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You have all played so nicely in my absence.

Welcome to those that I haven't communicated with before now.

Surprisingly light on the complaints. How lovely!

Granny, I agree with the bra comment but will say that I have deliberately overstuffed mine for marketing purposes only.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Hi,

My name is Granny. I am fairly new to the forums but know we are not allowed to say c__t.

Thanks.

Why can't you say the word C**t?

u just c**t .. thats the rules ffs !!! "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

another Abu needing sent on a plane out of here, they will continue the fight in the courts.

good luck to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I am cheeky

and I am addicted to cock men with tattoos and vodka at the weekend...

Can we have more men with tattoos on the forums please..

Thank you.. "

I am tattooed hello forum.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Aphrodite here who has wanted to initiate a cock picture (not cock... cock picture!)competition for years but was never allowed to. So I am now considering becoming a Lesbian by proxy! "

Sure they soon lick you into shape

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hi I'm TD, some of you may have encountered me before.

I'm a bit of a cunt (there granny, you can say it) and freely admit it. Oh, I also have one!

I like troll baiting (yes ruggers, I'll be good... Mostly) and playing with the numpties who ignore my profile and mail me anyway.

Any messages asking to chat will be replied to reminding that I'm here for the sex not the chat - the forums are for the chat

And I'm currently dating the nillas!

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