FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As (thanks to Dan) my inbox is open and in chaos... I figure why not bring on some more...

Besides, my mates are filthy perverts and really fancy the pants off you.

So... follow the rules, play nice, and remember that the OP is a needy attention seeking whore

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In”

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What if I dont have any mates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to pass on messages, and in

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Too complicated for me tonight lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll join and have a play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's genuinely the line used on me when and my ex got together

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Your inbox is open…..is that a euphemism?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In it to win it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Please.

And can I go straight to the source, OP, and ask Not So Posh if she fancies a … picture of a male chicken?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What if I dont have any mates?"

I'll be your mate

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Please advise Dangermouse that it's nice to see him back. But now I need to see his front, his arms, his legs...

(She be a pervert... show her)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What if I dont have any mates?

I'll be your mate

Thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In. Please.

And can I go straight to the source, OP, and ask Not So Posh if she fancies a … picture of a male chicken?"

Yes. Yes she does.

But only if it's yours, grown by you and raised by me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your inbox is open…..is that a euphemism?

Mayyyyybe

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're in, but haven't seen anybody on the thread so far that we're pining for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy mate says...

Please advise Dangermouse that it's nice to see him back. But now I need to see his front, his arms, his legs...

(She be a pervert... show her)"

Sounds like I’ll be busy with a mirror later..,

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Oh can l come in

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Oh definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Jumping in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play postie to relieve some of the pressure on Posh's (in) box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Room for one more to join in

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Late is the hour

...but I am in

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Sure, why not

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is anyone actually sending messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrMonkey;

An anonymous admirer wanted you to know

Had to buy a new screen protector today as couldn’t help drooling over you

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Happy to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko the sane

My amazing mate says

Could you please tell Wonko that he has the sexiest silhouette on all of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thatdancingguy

This sexy soul would like to say

Can you please tell thatdancingguy he needs me in that shower with him

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

DanBerks

Some sexy people would like to know why the real treat is hidden behind the pimms bottle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TeaMonkey

This beauty would like to say

Please inform Tea Monkey that thinking of him makes me ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for our fabulous thread starter posh from a distinguished chap

Can I get you naked play with you’re lush boobies and bang you like barn door in hurricane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rickshawed

This fine specimen would like to say

Can you tell mrs Rickshawed that she has amazing boobs and that her ass looks delicious

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in... expecting the unexpected.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh I've got mail for sexy peeps from sexy peeps...

Please tell Rickshawed

You look cold, I have a couple of large hands to help you warm up!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell wonko that my neighbour but one said, how are you today!?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Thatdancingguy

This sexy soul would like to say

Can you please tell thatdancingguy he needs me in that shower with him

There's lots of space in my shower

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

More smut for a sexy lady...

Vanilla Switch, I could happily watch you oil your legs up for days!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tell vanilla lass id poke her anus with 2 fingers

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One for our fabulous thread starter posh from a distinguished chap

Can I get you naked play with you’re lush boobies and bang you like barn door in hurricane"

Promises promises!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A rather athletic looking fella has asked me to tell Wild Blonde that he's waiting to see just how wild she can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the ever popular posh!

My main man says

Posh

Put you’re cowgirl hat ride me all night

Ye ha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One for the ever popular posh!

My main man says

Posh

Put you’re cowgirl hat ride me all night

Ye ha"

Oh my!

That sounds a bit energetic... but I'm in

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"A rather athletic looking fella has asked me to tell Wild Blonde that he's waiting to see just how wild she can be"

Come and find out

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm in for a little while

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh I didn't realise it had got to being late! This postie is out for tonight... I'll send any more messages in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several hours ago, as I was organising my smalls drawer, I spotted a slip of paper neatly folded and tucked into a pair of particularly comfortable bamboo ankle socks. Being a bit OCD, and aware that I shouldn’t distract myself from the important task of identifying and reuniting the rogue odd fellow, I placed it neatly on my bedside table to read after this vital activity was completed.

However, a particularly stubborn singular cycling sock was so difficult to pair with its matching left foot that I went to bed with an incomplete set…and unfinished business!

At approximately 2:45am I was awoken from a fitful and generally poor quality sleep with the thought that I should check my bike shoes for the cheeky missing garment. I rose to locate the tricksy footwear (who I recall had previously harboured a stubbornly lost glove!) when my eyes were drawn to the note placed on the edge of my bedside table, and to the word “Stubbsy” which adorned the topside sheet.

It was only then that I remembered my dashing friend had entered my bedroom shortly before my notable discovery, and shouted “Pass this on will you? There’s a good chap”. I had been so engrossed in arranging my underpants in Pantone scale colour order that I had quite put it to the back of my mind!

Upon opening the note, the concealed sportswear apparel now once again set to the back of my mind, I was excited to read the following text:

“Shes hot. I want her to sit on my face and wiggle”

Upon casting a quick eye over the profile of the aforementioned Stubbsy, I had to agree I concurred, and as I retired to bed to have a wank you’ll never guess what I found…,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all - I fell asleep.

So sorry for the late delivery of this but I do have a message to post on behalf of a very hunky and handsome friend:

Tell stubbsy i might like to make her vagina sing

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m in once people wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another for a lucky lady from another handsome friend of mine!

A message for little miss cunty 1.

She might be far away but that just makes the anticipation sweeter. Hurry up and get naked with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DanBerks

Some sexy people would like to know why the real treat is hidden behind the pimms bottle ?

You mean the cucumber?

(And strawberries, orange and mint? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh missed this either too late or too early in let’s see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh missed this either too late or too early in let’s see

If I am joining in, i think we have come to early to this.

I always come too early…..wait, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

Count me in!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh Woody .. my very sexy friend has got in very quickly with a lovely message for you .. you lucky man! She says :

Message for woody please

I would ensure prolong the moment going very very slowly so not too early xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed this because of sleep

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

To Posh

"Can I play with you’re lovely tits while you sit on my face"

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"And another for a lucky lady from another handsome friend of mine!

A message for little miss cunty 1.

She might be far away but that just makes the anticipation sweeter. Hurry up and get naked with me"

I'm naked now, you need to hurry up and get here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Apologies for the late delivery, but I fell asleep.

My hunky mate has a question for Wildblonde69 - why are you so hot?

Personally I blame that big yellow thing in the sky, but I guess he might be alluding to something else..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed

This fine specimen would like to say

Can you tell mrs Rickshawed that she has amazing boobs and that her ass looks delicious"

Why thank you Mr Fine Specimen. You clearly have exquisite taste. I've been told I taste devine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh Woody .. my very sexy friend has got in very quickly with a lovely message for you .. you lucky man! She says :

Message for woody please

I would ensure prolong the moment going very very slowly so not too early xx"

I could try and occupy my mind by not thinking about sex too. Like watching football and drinking beer at the same time, that could work, if you’re okay with that

Thank you for the lovely message.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oooh I've got mail for sexy peeps from sexy peeps...

Please tell Rickshawed

You look cold, I have a couple of large hands to help you warm up!"

I'm getting warm at the very thought. But I hope you have more than just hands

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"TeaMonkey

This beauty would like to say

Please inform Tea Monkey that thinking of him makes me ooooft"

I always like having that effect! It’s nice to know who it’s on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the lovely Floro from my dashing mate, I must say it even made me blush reading it ..

Floro, I’ve looked and dove into your eyes for weeks with your avatar pic. Now I’ve seen your chest, I want to dive somewhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for the lovely Floro from my dashing mate, I must say it even made me blush reading it ..

Floro, I’ve looked and dove into your eyes for weeks with your avatar pic. Now I’ve seen your chest, I want to dive somewhere else."

Gracious …..

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I'm.in

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in.

Happy to be postie

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To Posh

"Can I play with you’re lovely tits while you sit on my face""

Why does everyone want to be sat on? Do they not know tis dangerous? What if I fall and suffocate your poor mate? Or drown them?

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I’m in

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *iker_thorMan
over a year ago

atherton

I'm in.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo morning fun, I’m in

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, back and ready to help spread the love

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Booty you sexy fiend... I dont what you've done wrong... or right... but my mate said...

Can you please tell ABootyfulDay she deserves a spanking and I know just the man for the job

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Booty you sexy fiend... I dont what you've done wrong... or right... but my mate said...

Can you please tell ABootyfulDay she deserves a spanking and I know just the man for the job

Oooo what did I do to deserve this?

I guess I should bend over a lil…

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My sexy mate says she’s still in bed and would love to have a cuddle with cuddly_goblin and being wrapped in his big arms.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A sexy lady has asked me to pass this message on

Can you let _nked rascal know that a lot of his pics he’s struggling to take his top off and that I volunteer to undress him and give him a hand (or more) if he requires

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One of my sexy mates has just made me all hot under the collar with a message...

Inked rascal, your thighs are out today, ooofffftt, and your tattooed body, ooooooofffffffffttttttt.

You're getting me all hot this morning.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Morning Posh Pants ..

As I'm in a chipper mood may I take a rare foray into this mornings festivities please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Posh Pants ..

As I'm in a chipper mood may I take a rare foray into this mornings festivities please

You! I suppose so...

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"A sexy lady has asked me to pass this message on

Can you let _nked rascal know that a lot of his pics he’s struggling to take his top off and that I volunteer to undress him and give him a hand (or more) if he requires

Ooo, I’d love a good hand

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"One of my sexy mates has just made me all hot under the collar with a message...

Inked rascal, your thighs are out today, ooofffftt, and your tattooed body, ooooooofffffffffttttttt.

You're getting me all hot this morning.

I think it would be even hotter if you checked them out up close and personal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Morning Posh Pants ..

As I'm in a chipper mood may I take a rare foray into this mornings festivities please

You! I suppose so...

I'm already prepared for zero declarations of undying lust but I can take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning posh! A bodacious babe would like to say

Can you please let the sexy OP posh know that I’m feeling in a kissing mood and would love a big kiss from her

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over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

New message just arrived from a hottie. It reads thus:

Please tell Not So Posh that I regularly get lost in those beautiful eyes and went all gooey when she dropped her gorgeous boobies in my box last night x

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"To Posh

"Can I play with you’re lovely tits while you sit on my face"

Why does everyone want to be sat on? Do they not know tis dangerous? What if I fall and suffocate your poor mate? Or drown them? "

Pass

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Several hours ago, as I was organising my smalls drawer, I spotted a slip of paper neatly folded and tucked into a pair of particularly comfortable bamboo ankle socks. Being a bit OCD, and aware that I shouldn’t distract myself from the important task of identifying and reuniting the rogue odd fellow, I placed it neatly on my bedside table to read after this vital activity was completed.

However, a particularly stubborn singular cycling sock was so difficult to pair with its matching left foot that I went to bed with an incomplete set…and unfinished business!

Upon opening the note, the concealed sportswear apparel now once again set to the back of my mind, I was excited to read the following text:

“Shes hot. I want her to sit on my face and wiggle”

Upon casting a quick eye over the profile of the aforementioned Stubbsy, I had to agree I concurred, and as I retired to bed to have a wank you’ll never guess what I found…,"

Love this

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Posh Pants ..

As I'm in a chipper mood may I take a rare foray into this mornings festivities please

You! I suppose so...

I'm already prepared for zero declarations of undying lust but I can take it

I've heard that about you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good morning posh! A bodacious babe would like to say

Can you please let the sexy OP posh know that I’m feeling in a kissing mood and would love a big kiss from her

Come here and gimme a squish n a snog then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"New message just arrived from a hottie. It reads thus:

Please tell Not So Posh that I regularly get lost in those beautiful eyes and went all gooey when she dropped her gorgeous boobies in my box last night x"

Oh... oh my

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Boooooooty you gorgeous woman... my sexy mate says...

Can you call Booty that although I'll never tell her directly she is such a sweet and friendly Lass and utterly fanciable

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"More smut for a sexy lady...

Vanilla Switch, I could happily watch you oil your legs up for days!"

Oh stop!

Nope, carry on!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Tell vanilla lass id poke her anus with 2 fingers"

Hope you have smallish fingers, I’m tight!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Boooooooty you gorgeous woman... my sexy mate says...

Can you call Booty that although I'll never tell her directly she is such a sweet and friendly Lass and utterly fanciable

Aww well this just made me smile and blush

though you should tell me directly so I know who to thank

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

a hunk has just popped into my box and has ask me to post this for

Lady luck

Would you be kind enough to let Lady Luck know that I think her pictures are sublime and she regularly brightens my local (and hotlist) updates

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in, thank you to my two gorgeous posties this morning

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

New filth freshly arrived from one gorgeous human to another.

Russel Sprout. My hot mate says it looks like you have the perfect hands to be on her booty...are they also good for massaging?

Put your chocolate down and get to it man!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Incoming message from a sexy gorgeous woman…

Please tell Drwhowhatwherewhy that I find him intriguing and he has gorgeous eyes

I imagine that would get rather hot and steamy quickly if you sexy pair were both looking into each other’s eyes

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"New filth freshly arrived from one gorgeous human to another.

Russel Sprout. My hot mate says it looks like you have the perfect hands to be on her booty...are they also good for massaging?

Put your chocolate down and get to it man! "

There’s only one way to find out

But I’m still bringing my chocolate

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Incoming message from a sexy gorgeous woman…

Please tell Drwhowhatwherewhy that I find him intriguing and he has gorgeous eyes

I imagine that would get rather hot and steamy quickly if you sexy pair were both looking into each other’s eyes

Wah! If the sender PM's me then I can arrange to have my eyes sent by courier

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Incoming message from this smokin hot female for a hunky hottie

Please tell _valanche1001 that I'm handy with the sun cream if he needs any help, and screw the neighbours. They can watch

Ps, can I watch also?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

That’s a big YES from me, on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Sexy Posh

From A Gent Who Is so Good And well dressed

I see you like Rugby,Love to try you’re ball handling skills

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

For the gorgeous NSP

If you make me blush too much I’ll have to bury my head deep between your thighs to hide my embarrassment

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For Sexy Posh

From A Gent Who Is so Good And well dressed

I see you like Rugby,Love to try you’re ball handling skills

Only any good with odd shaped balls

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For the gorgeous NSP

If you make me blush too much I’ll have to bury my head deep between your thighs to hide my embarrassment

Promises promises

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello hello hello what’s all this here then

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"For the gorgeous NSP

If you make me blush too much I’ll have to bury my head deep between your thighs to hide my embarrassment

Promises promises

I’ll pass that message on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, a particularly stubborn singular cycling sock was so difficult to pair with its matching left foot that I went to bed with an incomplete set…and unfinished business!

Upon opening the note, the concealed sportswear apparel now once again set to the back of my mind, I was excited to read the following text:

“Shes hot. I want her to sit on my face and wiggle”

Upon casting a quick eye over the profile of the aforementioned Stubbsy, I had to agree I concurred, and as I retired to bed to have a wank you’ll never guess what I found…,"

That is brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To Posh

"Can I play with you’re lovely tits while you sit on my face"

Why does everyone want to be sat on? Do they not know tis dangerous? What if I fall and suffocate your poor mate? Or drown them?

Pass"

If I die I die happy lol

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

A very sexy mate of mine has just popped in my box!

Oh yes he has a message for the equally sexy Rickshawed

He would like you to know that he loves window shopping with you.

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Good morning!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Another of my hot mates has asked me to pass this on

Wildblonde I’ve calculated the formula

a + a (*b + a) = c

A = 1

B = 34

And I would love nothing more than to C U.

I’m no good at maths but his working out is spot on I think

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

One super lucky gentleman has a message for long legged blonde:

I still think about that kiss and your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming Message For

Jimdoe

A very beautiful lady says !

That his boxers look really tight

Want a hand pulling them Down

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My sexy mate says she’s still in bed and would love to have a cuddle with cuddly_goblin and being wrapped in his big arms.

I'm built for cuddles so I'll join you, whoever you are

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in and inbox open

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Another of my hot mates has asked me to pass this on

Wildblonde I’ve calculated the formula

a + a (*b + a) = c

A = 1

B = 34

And I would love nothing more than to C U.

I need more coffee this morning

Thank you x

I’m no good at maths but his working out is spot on I think "

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Apologies for the late delivery, but I fell asleep.

My hunky mate has a question for Wildblonde69 - why are you so hot?

Personally I blame that big yellow thing in the sky, but I guess he might be alluding to something else.."

Probably my age

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A gorgeous forumer has sent me the following and asked that I repost:

Can you tell _ea monkey his ass don't quit and I like it a lot

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One beautiful lady has the following message for Jimdoe:

He's gorgeous and on my hotlist. Silver fixes are my kryptonite Xx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A very sexy mate of mine has just popped in my box!

Oh yes he has a message for the equally sexy Rickshawed

He would like you to know that he loves window shopping with you. "

That sure sounds like fun

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"One super lucky gentleman has a message for long legged blonde:

I still think about that kiss and your ass"

I do kisses very well, and I'm sure you do also. Not sure who this is but maybe we will do it again soon.

My bum, did you see that before the front part of me?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Afternoon

I'll postie if I get the chance

Tg x

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Afternoon

I'll postie if I get the chance

Tg x"

Likewise, happy to spend a lunch break posting…

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message from my fit as f*ck friend for SKLogan:

I've missed seeing his sexiness pop up in my updates, more pictures please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for one sexy beast from another

SKlogan - ooooffftttt and I would really enjoy getting in between your thighs and giving them a rub down

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Afternoon fabbers.... ill have a play for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on il be in it i love the tumblew33ds best

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh is this still live?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrMonkey;

An anonymous admirer wanted you to know

Had to buy a new screen protector today as couldn’t help drooling over you"

Would she like to drool over me while naked

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Late as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard offer of postie (Yes, I *am* wearing shorts actually) available, if you don;t mind me, er, embellishing your message...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Standard offer of postie (Yes, I *am* wearing shorts actually) available, if you don;t mind me, er, embellishing your message...

Still waiting for the shorts picture...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On profile shorts kind of lol

No shorts

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Message from my fit as f*ck friend for SKLogan:

I've missed seeing his sexiness pop up in my updates, more pictures please

I’ll do my best

send me a message with a request…

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standard offer of postie (Yes, I *am* wearing shorts actually) available, if you don;t mind me, er, embellishing your message...

Still waiting for the shorts picture...

Wait no more..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a hunk has just popped into my box and has ask me to post this for

Lady luck

Would you be kind enough to let Lady Luck know that I think her pictures are sublime and she regularly brightens my local (and hotlist) updates

Aww missed this thank you who ever you are must check you in my local feed now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Standard offer of postie (Yes, I *am* wearing shorts actually) available, if you don;t mind me, er, embellishing your message...

Still waiting for the shorts picture...

Wait no more.."

(Drool)

Dammit. Still no emoji

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"a hunk has just popped into my box and has ask me to post this for

Lady luck

Would you be kind enough to let Lady Luck know that I think her pictures are sublime and she regularly brightens my local (and hotlist) updates

Aww missed this thank you who ever you are must check you in my local feed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh is this still live?"

I am

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

A dapper gentleman said

"Could you let _otsoposh that I want to see how she looks wearing my tie...x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Involved late as always

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A dapper gentleman said

"Could you let _otsoposh that I want to see how she looks wearing my tie...x"

Oh my.

I do look good in a tie... which bit is it going round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do another one my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message whilst at work from a stunning woman

Can you please pass on to Dan berks that I’d love to lick one of his fab lollies

Dan Dan Dan

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do another one my lovely

But...

This one has been so slow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do another one my lovely

But...

This one has been so slow!

So … maybe later then

This place needs livening up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message whilst at work from a stunning woman

Can you please pass on to Dan berks that I’d love to lick one of his fab lollies

Dan Dan Dan

Oh my!!

it’ll melt in this weather .. then what!?

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the rules

If you have something you’d like to say to someone - send a message to the OP, who will then pass it on to them - in here

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Posh, a vertically challenged gentleman wants you to know...

..."think she is stunning georgous would love to chat can tell her who it is."

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I don't mind being postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds fun! I’m in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexiest woman iv ever seen fuck me

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll wait for round 2. Or 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you need to keep it moving guys

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