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People who can't stand on one leg at risk of early death

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

A new study shows that middle-aged people who could not hold the position are more likely to be overweight, have high blood pressure and type two diabetes.

Only 4.5 per cent of people who passed the test have died within the last seven years, compared to 17.5 per cent of those who fell over.

Researchers also found that fallers are 84 per cent more likely to die within the next decade, with people with poor balance also more likely to suffer from mental decline.

The study's lead author Dr. Claudio Gil Araujo, from the Clinimex exercise medicine clinic in Rio de Janeiro, said: "Ageing is associated with a decline in physical fitness and muscle strength, power, flexibility, balance and body composition."

Dr. Araujo has suggested that doctors can use the test as a simple method to determine those who are weaker and more likely to have fatal falls or diseases.

He said: "This simple and inexpensive balance assessment could help predict survival and benefit health professionals evaluating and treating older adults."

Go and try it see where you stand...

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over a year ago

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

So the moral of the story is ladies fuck a fatty as we are an endangered species

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"So the moral of the story is ladies fuck a fatty as we are an endangered species "

Sounds like excellent advice to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out with a girl once who a lot of the time had to stand on one leg because she only had one leg…….. if I remember rightly her name was Eileen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went out with a girl once who a lot of the time had to stand on one leg because she only had one leg…….. if I remember rightly her name was Eileen "

Oh come on. It’s so bad, it’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went out with a girl once who a lot of the time had to stand on one leg because she only had one leg…….. if I remember rightly her name was Eileen

Oh come on. It’s so bad, it’s good "

It’s class mate and you know it

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Well it explains the demise of Stephen Hawking

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Reminds me seen a one legged man at the ATM so I asked him what he was doing...he replied

Checking his balance

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I guess I'm an outlier then

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

One day, I was walking down the street and I saw a one legged woman. As I walked past her, she lost her balance and before she fell, I caught her. She said "thanks for the hand".

And I replied "looks like you need a *leg*."

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ve always had a rubbish sense of balance. At the gym when stretching after a session we stand on one leg and hold the other with the hand on the same side. I was told to use the opposite hand to pull on my ear on the opposite side. It usually works and keeps me from falling over. So left leg held by left arm and right hand holds right ear. . If I stop doing that and just fall over, does that mean I’ll die in the next 10 years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balance always goes after a couple of jd s that’s me fucked then

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"I’ve always had a rubbish sense of balance. At the gym when stretching after a session we stand on one leg and hold the other with the hand on the same side. I was told to use the opposite hand to pull on my ear on the opposite side. It usually works and keeps me from falling over. So left leg held by left arm and right hand holds right ear. . If I stop doing that and just fall over, does that mean I’ll die in the next 10 years? "

Report back to us in ten years

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I’ve always had a rubbish sense of balance. At the gym when stretching after a session we stand on one leg and hold the other with the hand on the same side. I was told to use the opposite hand to pull on my ear on the opposite side. It usually works and keeps me from falling over. So left leg held by left arm and right hand holds right ear. . If I stop doing that and just fall over, does that mean I’ll die in the next 10 years?

Report back to us in ten years "

Well you might need a ouija board!

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"I’ve always had a rubbish sense of balance. At the gym when stretching after a session we stand on one leg and hold the other with the hand on the same side. I was told to use the opposite hand to pull on my ear on the opposite side. It usually works and keeps me from falling over. So left leg held by left arm and right hand holds right ear. . If I stop doing that and just fall over, does that mean I’ll die in the next 10 years?

Report back to us in ten years

Well you might need a ouija board! "

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"I went out with a girl once who a lot of the time had to stand on one leg because she only had one leg…….. if I remember rightly her name was Eileen "

Did you cum on Eileen though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went out with a girl once who a lot of the time had to stand on one leg because she only had one leg…….. if I remember rightly her name was Eileen

Did you cum on Eileen though? "

Yea she had a thing about me cumming on her feet…. Um I mean her foot

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

I once dated a one legged girl who worked in a brewery.

She handled the hops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a French restaurant I asked the waiter if he had frog legs he said yes

So I said in that case hop over to the bar and get me a beer

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

My physio told me to stand on one leg for a few minutes every day to maintain balance. If I remember I stand on one leg while I'm drying my hair, I rarely do

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I read that article and immediately tried it, with both legs.

Was a bit difficult because of the arthritis in my feet and ankles, but I did it.

I used to dance a lot so I have pretty good balance.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You have to find your centre of balance and turn your foot out.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Bad news for pirates then

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Bloody good job us Manxies have 3 legs then, my middle one is worn down to an 8" stump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty sure sumo wrestlers could stand on one leg and they huuuuge

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent


"So the moral of the story is ladies fuck a fatty as we are an endangered species "

I am all for saving endangered species

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I went out with a girl once who a lot of the time had to stand on one leg because she only had one leg…….. if I remember rightly her name was Eileen "

Didn’t she go on to marry Ben Dover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you can do it on one leg, but not the other?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Im pretty sure you have to close your eyes then lift your leg for the true test, pretty difficult for most.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

……..when can I switch legs please?

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