FabSwingers.com forum: Never been to Glastonbury

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Festival that is.

The toilets put me off.

Why have you never been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No decent rock or metal music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one that wants to go. Yes, seriously hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think have only been to three music festivals and they all featured an Irish band who don't tour much now

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Festival that is.

The toilets put me off.

Why have you never been?"

It always falls on my birthday weekend and I don't want to spend it with thousands of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't feel like I would enjoy it... Hundreds of pounds to sweat and smell and sleep in dirt and not have a decent wash?

The clean freak side of me is hyperventilating.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cannot handle the crowds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swinger couple used to run the security at Glasto?!!

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I need a daily shower, hairdryer and straighteners!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Too many inebriated people about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in 1994 (I think). Rage Against The Machine were incendiary!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

This is showing my age. I went to the very first one. When it was called Pilton. You could pitch your tent in front of the stage back then.

I drove past the festival today. they employ more people wearing Hi vis than than they had paying customers back then in 1970.

Luckily I spotted the police speed camera that was set up at the bottom of the hill. As the speed was reduced to 30 from 50. That is going to catch a few motorist out.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The flag poles REALLY piss me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same reason. No chance I'm standing queueing to shit in a trough like an animal

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Never had the money. I went to my first ever festival this year on a day ticket.

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Too expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't tolerate the crowds and shit conditions..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No decent rock or metal music "

Not true.

I've seen many, many rock and metal bands across a myriad of Glastonbury stages over the last couple of decades.

But if just rock and metal is your bag then yes I would say go to Download or Bloodstock instead.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

There probably is a handful of acts on over a weekend I'd want to see. They are normally all on different stages at similar times. But you don't know that until months after youve bought a ticket.

It's a no from me

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I’ve been… lol

Actually if you pick your spots and artists it’s actually nowhere near as crowded as you would think

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

no interest at all, would just bore the life out of me and would want to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overpriced snowflakey pap

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Went to Reading years ago, Glastonbury was free hippie festival then I think, not really interested in it

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

Never had time tbh was in the village delivering yesterday was pretty quiet.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Because I hate camping, that basically, anyway... And I don't want to go

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Few too many hippies.

But too middle of the road music wise for me. And I couldn't get the time off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't go to Glasto for the music. Not the main stages anyway!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Oh and the flags. Them fuckers with the flags.

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By *ubytuesdaysTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

WE had to dig em ourselves at the first one. But the sex was better.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Too expensive and I'm not a fan of camping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been once, weather was shit, hate camping, but...

There's no other festival like it. Over 100 stages! Would love to go back with the kids. So much to see and do aside from the main stages.

The performing arts, the installations, the hippy areas, but...

The ticket prices are eye watering. Kids go free tho.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Couldn’t think of anything worse, all those people and I don’t camp

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Went to Reading years ago, Glastonbury was free hippie festival then I think, not really interested in it "

Glastonbury has never been free. The first festival in 1970 cost £1 and included free milk

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