FabSwingers.com forum: The Procurement of Adult Magazines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll be honest back in the day (1993) purchasing a Dirty Magazine for me was a stressful event. I was shy, a timid lad and a little self conscious. Middle child syndrome perhaps

Anyhow, as many of you will know a DM had a shelf life, normally about a week or so. Well maybe a month if you were a Stud Muffin but I digress. So when the day came around and I needed to replenish stocks it was a trek to my local shops full of trepidation. Needs must.

Once outside the shop I would have to do a little reconnaissance. I felt like a Navy Seal on a mission to get in and get the f**k out without anybody seeing me.

See (A) who was the assistant working in the shop and (B) how many people were in that shop. Life would have been much easier if I was wearing Harry Potters Invisibility cloak

Even when the shop emptied out, I would worry and think what happens if someone walks in straight after me. I'm triggered now just thinking about. *forgive the hyperbole*

So what were you all like when purchasing a Dirty Magazine?

Where you ?

(A) Anxious, indecisive, felt dirty and a complete nervous wreck when purchasing a Dirty Magazine

(B) Couldn't give a F**k attitude, just rocked up full of swagger and would even peruse through the Magazines before purchasing, then just throw it on the counter without a care in the world? Look the assistant straight in the eye......

A or B ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve been in sex shops and felt that way OP.

Nobody wants to see their mam’s best friend when purchasing a 9 inch bad boy dildo.

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"I’ve been in sex shops and felt that way OP.

Nobody wants to see their mam’s best friend when purchasing a 9 inch bad boy dildo.

you know I think I would prolly get on with them better if we bumped into each other under those circumstances...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went into a shop to purchase and the lady behind the counter offered me the real thing rather than a magazine looked the door lead me into the back room of the shop stripped off and sucked myself cock

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

And my first and only experience of shoplifting

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By *loorman79Man
over a year ago

leicester

neither I've never brought one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During my formative years

There was only fiesta and Mayfair

Got passed around school

Became dog eared and pages stuck together in the end

Should had lamination in them days lol

No wonder pissed off up the girls school up the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Option C, mooch around a number of derelict buildings to find second hand ones. By the time I was old enough to be buying them the internet was there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Option C, mooch around a number of derelict buildings to find second hand ones. By the time I was old enough to be buying them the internet was there.

Mr"

What a moment it was when Dial up Internet got replaced by Broadband

A game changer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still remember the trip to London and the second hand boom store, quick look around there and then quickly dive down to the floor below.

Furtive look around and try and decide which were worth the money and then the brown paper bag on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still remember the trip to London and the second hand boom store, quick look around there and then quickly dive down to the floor below.

Furtive look around and try and decide which were worth the money and then the brown paper bag on the way out. "

So you were a (B)

I bet you're not as shy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still remember the trip to London and the second hand boom store, quick look around there and then quickly dive down to the floor below.

Furtive look around and try and decide which were worth the money and then the brown paper bag on the way out.

So you were a (B)

I bet you're not as shy now

Shop no longer exists and can't remember last time I bought. Esp as the mags I bought were mainly fetish and I found the real life scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the same but similar - I was in a long distance relationship and me and my then gf had decided to spontaneously book a hotel to spend the night together. My gf was too embarrassed to go to the till with condoms and toothbrushes so I did completely nonchalantly. The server was a girl probbs the same age or a bit younger than us who laughed and then tried to stifle it and then rang the items through. I guess buying a magazine is probs a little bit different though!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Never bought one we had piles of h and e in our living room being naturists I was in one copy sat on pool steps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once went into a shop to purchase and the lady behind the counter offered me the real thing rather than a magazine looked the door lead me into the back room of the shop stripped off and sucked myself cock "

And then you woke up?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I was a B, I never really cared and always thought that the newsagents were more interested in their profit than by who was buying their stock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carl used to send me to buy the mags lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carl used to send me to buy the mags lol"

Eek, shame on you Carl

Carl you're a C

Must do better .

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

A) for me.

It was in the early 70s. Find a small newsagents and wait till noone was in the shop. A quick in, grab a Mayfair and a Penthouse and out pay and get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically, that’s EXACTLY the sort of thing that used to be in the readers letters sections of the mags I used to buy as a young adult!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A) for me.

It was in the early 70s. Find a small newsagents and wait till noone was in the shop. A quick in, grab a Mayfair and a Penthouse and out pay and get out."

(A) Good man

Mayfair and Penthouse upmarket

I was more downmarket Razzle or Escort...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll share this story - true. Every few months me and some work colleagues would go to Southend for piss up weekend.

Tots2000 Nightclub for anyone local to that area was the place. Essex 1994 or something like that. A few of the married lads would purchase a porn mag or two before we left to drive home.

I walked into the shop a little worse for wear and funnily enough I wasn't that nervous what with all the other lads with me. I had cover.

Anyways I reached to get a Mag off the top shelf. Then I watched the whole top shelf of Dirty Mags topple against each other, they had a dominoes effect.

Next thing I knew the floor was covered with Mags, Razzle, Mayfair, Escorts.To be fair I was to hungover to be embarrassed.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Did anyone else just find huge stashed of porn out in the woods?

Was a wood near me with multiple stashes

Felt nice. Like a library

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone else just find huge stashed of porn out in the woods?

Was a wood near me with multiple stashes

Felt nice. Like a library "

I bet that stash kept you out of mischief

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By *dy635guyMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Generally somewhere between A and B. It depended on which newsagent I used and where. Sadly the top shelf is not what it used to be. Unfortunately the internet has done for it in large measure.

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Lucy Pinder had it ALL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucy Pinder had it ALL"

Indeed she did

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Her tits were mahoosive

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Bet she loves a huge load over her melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone else just find huge stashed of porn out in the woods?

Was a wood near me with multiple stashes

Felt nice. Like a library "

Porn exchange! Good idea. I never had to buy any. My dad bought regular supplies and never hid them..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I always got a bit of a kick buying them. There were pre match nerves but laying that mag out the counter for the sales assistant to ring me up. She knew what I was gonna do. I knew what I was gonna do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always got a bit of a kick buying them. There were pre match nerves but laying that mag out the counter for the sales assistant to ring me up. She knew what I was gonna do. I knew what I was gonna do. "

I knew you would be a cool customer (A)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll be honest back in the day (1993) purchasing a Dirty Magazine for me was a stressful event. I was shy, a timid lad and a little self conscious. Middle child syndrome perhaps

Once outside the shop I would have to do a little reconnaissance. I felt like a Navy Seal on a mission to get in and get the f**k out without anybody seeing me.

See (A) who was the assistant working in the shop and (B) how many people were in that shop. Life would have been much easier if I was wearing Harry Potters Invisibility cloak

Even when the shop emptied out, I would worry and think what happens if someone walks in straight after me. I'm triggered now just thinking about. *forgive the hyperbole*

So what were you all like when purchasing a Dirty Magazine?

Where you ?

(A) Anxious, indecisive, felt dirty and a complete nervous wreck when purchasing a Dirty Magazine

A or B ?

I done one of 2 things, either made out it was a friends 18th birthday and asked them which one they thought I should get or number 2 choice and I'm not proud of it, stick it inside a newspaper and buy that instead

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Hahahaha, never happened!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'll share this story - true. Every few months me and some work colleagues would go to Southend for piss up weekend.

Tots2000 Nightclub for anyone local to that area was the place. Essex 1994 or something like that. A few of the married lads would purchase a porn mag or two before we left to drive home.

I walked into the shop a little worse for wear and funnily enough I wasn't that nervous what with all the other lads with me. I had cover.

Anyways I reached to get a Mag off the top shelf. Then I watched the whole top shelf of Dirty Mags topple against each other, they had a dominoes effect.

Next thing I knew the floor was covered with Mags, Razzle, Mayfair, Escorts.To be fair I was to hungover to be embarrassed.

I remember Tots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a massive bag full of classic mags from back in the day in the back of my wardrobe

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hahahaha, never happened!

I honestly think some people on here have led very sheltered lives. I know people who have done things like that, and more.

Not me of course, I'm an angel

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By *ondage_photographerMan
over a year ago

Johnstone

B - Used to go to the garage after the pub Friday night and shout threw the drawer blt sandwich and a porn mag

My parents used to own an newsagent and my mum would ask the men who would come in and pick up the top shelf mags stand and look threw them if they were buying them as she wasn't running a library was always men wearing long raincoats

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