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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

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over a year ago

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

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omg I love m but moment on my lips is lifetime on the hips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in"

Yuk

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

They are part of your five a day as well*

*I am not a dietician.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

Yuk "

Yuk ? are you mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

omg I love m but moment on my lips is lifetime on the hips x

Minor problem, dont think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a certain way of eating your Jaffa cakes?

I like to nibble all the chocolate off first, then slip my tongue under the orange jelly and try and get it off all in one go! Lastly just eat the sponge base!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a certain way of eating your Jaffa cakes?

I like to nibble all the chocolate off first, then slip my tongue under the orange jelly and try and get it off all in one go! Lastly just eat the sponge base!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, no, no! The sponge base first, then slurp the choccy from the orange bit, then scoff the orange bit.

Amateurs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on my mood dictates how I scoff em

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

Do they still do the lemon & lime ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Depends on my mood, either take my time or just all in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, either take my time or just all in one

Take as long as you like rusty, afterall your sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, either take my time or just all in one

Ill share with u lol but trust me it's only one off as hate Sharin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmmm sharing my Jaffa cakes!!! Is that legal?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm sharing my Jaffa cakes!!! Is that legal?? Lol

No but it's ok I got 4 boxes here ill eat a box while posting

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

They are genuinely good for you the way in which they release their sugars and convert them to energy, as are jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a certain way of eating your Jaffa cakes?

I like to nibble all the chocolate off first, then slip my tongue under the orange jelly and try and get it off all in one go! Lastly just eat the sponge base!

Oh gawd - just gone weak at the knees at that......

Oh sorry - you meant Jaffa cakes...?

Damn -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No half moons here

It's either Full Moon or Total Eclipse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No half moons here

It's either Full Moon or Total Eclipse !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's great as there on offer in tesco at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a certain way of eating your Jaffa cakes?

I like to nibble all the chocolate off first, then slip my tongue under the orange jelly and try and get it off all in one go! Lastly just eat the sponge base!

Oh gawd - just gone weak at the knees at that......

Oh sorry - you meant Jaffa cakes...?

Damn -

Not going to ask what you thought I meant lol! Could show you how it's done!! The Jaffa cakes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's great as there on offer in tesco at the moment

Asda doing them £1 box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

Yuk

Yuk ? are you mad"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a certain way of eating your Jaffa cakes?

I like to nibble all the chocolate off first, then slip my tongue under the orange jelly and try and get it off all in one go! Lastly just eat the sponge base!

Oh gawd - just gone weak at the knees at that......

Oh sorry - you meant Jaffa cakes...?

Damn -

Not going to ask what you thought I meant lol! Could show you how it's done!! The Jaffa cakes of course

Now there's a show for the cam rooms.

How to eat a Jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a certain way of eating your Jaffa cakes?

I like to nibble all the chocolate off first, then slip my tongue under the orange jelly and try and get it off all in one go! Lastly just eat the sponge base!

Oh gawd - just gone weak at the knees at that......

Oh sorry - you meant Jaffa cakes...?

Damn -

Not going to ask what you thought I meant lol! Could show you how it's done!! The Jaffa cakes of course

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Ah go on!!!! Please.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmm how spooky, just finished a packet off hehe

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Best ones I ever tasted were the limited edition Blackcurrant ones...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm how spooky, just finished a packet off hehe

I've eaten 2 boxes today

And really contemplating opening a 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that a disappointment I thought the thread was a self proclamation about having your danglers removed. I have always wanted to see the length of a cock from below without the ball bag in place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm how spooky, just finished a packet off hehe

I've eaten 2 boxes today

And really contemplating opening a 3rd "

Tut, Tut, Tut Rusters

Won't be long before ur pm'ing me, asking to borrow some BussyWear for ur nights out cos ur kex don't fit you anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I remember seeing some metre long tubes of Jaffa Cakes in shops around this time last year. Maybe it was just a seasonal thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm how spooky, just finished a packet off hehe

I've eaten 2 boxes today

And really contemplating opening a 3rd

Tut, Tut, Tut Rusters

Won't be long before ur pm'ing me, asking to borrow some BussyWear for ur nights out cos ur kex don't fit you anymore

Lol think I've got a few hundred tubes before I need the bussywear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I remember seeing some metre long tubes of Jaffa Cakes in shops around this time last year. Maybe it was just a seasonal thing?"

Already in tesco's at £4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I remember seeing some metre long tubes of Jaffa Cakes in shops around this time last year. Maybe it was just a seasonal thing?

Already in tesco's at £4

Really? Woohoo! I'm over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I remember seeing some metre long tubes of Jaffa Cakes in shops around this time last year. Maybe it was just a seasonal thing?

Already in tesco's at £4

Trouble is, they are just a few regular-sized packets inside, not one great long one! Very disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm how spooky, just finished a packet off hehe

I've eaten 2 boxes today

And really contemplating opening a 3rd

Tut, Tut, Tut Rusters

Won't be long before ur pm'ing me, asking to borrow some BussyWear for ur nights out cos ur kex don't fit you anymore

Lol think I've got a few hundred tubes before I need the bussywear

Oi !

I will have you know that Kaftans are very de rigeur this side of town !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morrissons 24 pack for £1..i have cupboard full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in"

They do wheelies now, smaller versions for lunchboxes, it means we can give the kids the dinky ones and save the big ones for ourselves lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, no, no! The sponge base first, then slurp the choccy from the orange bit, then scoff the orange bit.

Amateurs!

I'm with you on that one, save the orangey bit till last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kree!!

[If anyone gets that, have a sad point!!]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm how spooky, just finished a packet off hehe

I've eaten 2 boxes today

And really contemplating opening a 3rd

Tut, Tut, Tut Rusters

Won't be long before ur pm'ing me, asking to borrow some BussyWear for ur nights out cos ur kex don't fit you anymore

Lol think I've got a few hundred tubes before I need the bussywear

Oi !

I will have you know that Kaftans are very de rigeur this side of town !"

What's kafs tan got to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kree!!

[If anyone gets that, have a sad point!!]"

I got it, very sad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kree!!

[If anyone gets that, have a sad point!!]"

stargate

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

They do wheelies now, smaller versions for lunchboxes, it means we can give the kids the dinky ones and save the big ones for ourselves lol"

never seen the wheelies are they the same flavours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

Ditto. There is no fookin way that a packet of Jaffas is going to be left partly eaten once it's been opened. It's would be criminal to not eat the whole packet and go back later to find the ones left behind had gone all hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

They do wheelies now, smaller versions for lunchboxes, it means we can give the kids the dinky ones and save the big ones for ourselves lol"

Waggon Wheels seem smaller than when I was a kid... or have I just got a bigger gob now?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

They do wheelies now, smaller versions for lunchboxes, it means we can give the kids the dinky ones and save the big ones for ourselves lol

Waggon Wheels seem smaller than when I was a kid... or have I just got a bigger gob now?

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ooooooh thats tempting, no comment

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

They do wheelies now, smaller versions for lunchboxes, it means we can give the kids the dinky ones and save the big ones for ourselves lol

Waggon Wheels seem smaller than when I was a kid... or have I just got a bigger gob now?

They are definately smaller wishy, nothing to do eith our gob size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they have connections at the wagon wheel factory count me in

They do wheelies now, smaller versions for lunchboxes, it means we can give the kids the dinky ones and save the big ones for ourselves lol

Waggon Wheels seem smaller than when I was a kid... or have I just got a bigger gob now?

ooooooh thats tempting, no comment

he he"

Hence why I got it in first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nom nom.. i went for the half moon

still have 13 left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son ate a whole pack and left the empty box in the fridge hoping I wouldn't notice

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

They are made just down the bottom of your hill Jules. Wagon wheels as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nom nom.. i went for the half moon

still have 13 left "

Mmmm share the Jaffa cakes, actually I'll just eat them off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think trip to asda needed Jaffa cakes mmmmmmm actually day I'm aving could eat boxes n boxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was being good today and not had any but now I'm thinking a trip to tesco is in order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was being good today and not had any but now I'm thinking a trip to tesco is in order

milky bars too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was being good today and not had any but now I'm thinking a trip to tesco is in order

milky bars too "

Oooo yes milky bars

for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

They are made just down the bottom of your hill Jules. Wagon wheels as well"

Yeh but they shut the bloody public shop, fancy doing a raid with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

They are made just down the bottom of your hill Jules. Wagon wheels as well

Yeh but they shut the bloody public shop, fancy doing a raid with me?"

Ha ha, I know someone who works.there,.she lives across the road from me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Cakes!!! Mmmm I can't resist them.

There to dam yummy!!

Anyone work for Mcvities that could hook me up with a supply line

If you find anyone rusty, share em out

They are made just down the bottom of your hill Jules. Wagon wheels as well

Yeh but they shut the bloody public shop, fancy doing a raid with me?"

I don't need to. I have access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Jaffa cakes cakes? Or are they actually biscuits??

A prize for the correct answer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you will find they are cakes! I could be totally wrong though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there cakes and anyone who say's different will be tied down and harshly spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there cakes and anyone who say's different will be tied down and harshly spanked

can i say buscuits just for the punishment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there cakes and anyone who say's different will be tied down and harshly spanked

can i say buscuits just for the punishment?

Not a problem now bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we saw a transit van just tonight.No signage on it at all except on the back door

'this van contains no jaffa cakes overnight'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we saw a transit van just tonight.No signage on it at all except on the back door

'this van contains no jaffa cakes overnight'

well I'll go raid it anyways just to be on the safe side

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

so....the record for most jaffacakes eaten in one minute is 16....think Rusty should challenge for that title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody asda sold out

Who's ad them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so....the record for most jaffacakes eaten in one minute is 16....think Rusty should challenge for that title

I'm game for that, I'll start training

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"so....the record for most jaffacakes eaten in one minute is 16....think Rusty should challenge for that title

I'm game for that, I'll start training

its serious...there are rules...

only one jaffacake at a time

they must be as they came out of the packet

no drinking during the challenge

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By *ulaWoman
over a year ago

Braintree

My cat is called Jaffa, anyone want to eat my pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so....the record for most jaffacakes eaten in one minute is 16....think Rusty should challenge for that title

I'm game for that, I'll start training

its serious...there are rules...

only one jaffacake at a time

they must be as they came out of the packet

no drinking during the challenge

That's fine with me I accept

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"so....the record for most jaffacakes eaten in one minute is 16....think Rusty should challenge for that title

I'm game for that, I'll start training

its serious...there are rules...

only one jaffacake at a time

they must be as they came out of the packet

no drinking during the challenge

That's fine with me I accept

I think we eed to set this up Mr.....how long do you need to train for?

When you are ready....Canada Chat invasion so we can see you do it on cam (so to speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so....the record for most jaffacakes eaten in one minute is 16....think Rusty should challenge for that title

I'm game for that, I'll start training

its serious...there are rules...

only one jaffacake at a time

they must be as they came out of the packet

no drinking during the challenge

That's fine with me I accept

I think we eed to set this up Mr.....how long do you need to train for?

When you are ready....Canada Chat invasion so we can see you do it on cam (so to speak

ok give me a couple of weeks and I'll go for it on cam

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