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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That i don't own a vibrator ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily for you Cheeky, it appears not.

Not owning a vibrator is an illegal act for women in 20 of England's counties.

West Midlands is a notable exception which is why you haven't had the local constabulary contact you after your public post.

However, may I recommend that you at least have access to one should you cross the border to Warwickshire, Worcestershire or Staffordshire - all very strict imposers of sex toy law 2.0.

Kind Regards, DCI Whack of the Yard.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nothing wrong with that. I don't really have toys either. I prefer cocks to batteries.

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

no use the spin cycle of the washer does same joooooooob lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For some reason its posted twice

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"That i don't own a vibrator ?? "

No.

I also dont think its wrong to plug (no pun) your Crimbo wish list and drop its hints in here .

Now, do you own a soft top Porsche?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong with that. I don't really have toys either. I prefer cocks to batteries."

Free range?

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