FabSwingers.com forum: Not-so-controversial Controversial Opinions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell us your truths, Fabsters.

Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!

Shall I start?

1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger

2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile

3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…

Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple IS good on pizza. In fact, it’s one of the best pizza toppings.

I agree with the gherkins. They are the best things to ever be invented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal are by far the best team in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).

2. Cramp in your toes is amazing

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The online environment, and most dating sites, is a magnet for people who are unreliable, unstable and unpredictable.

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.

Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!

Shall I start?

1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger

2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile

3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…

Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?

When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.

Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!

Shall I start?

1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger

2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile

3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…

Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?

When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time

Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.

But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass!

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"2. Cramp in your toes is amazing "

What?

No. I'm a masochist and thats a hard no hahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Cake is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2. Cramp in your toes is amazing

What?

No. I'm a masochist and thats a hard no hahaha

It's so bad it's good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.

Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!

Shall I start?

1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger

2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile

3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…

Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?

When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time

Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.

But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass!

Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.

But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass!

With lager getting a pass I will agree with you on all three points unless the burger had bacon

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Cake is overrated

Fab cake is very stale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm days are terrible. All the public places are packed, it's hard to sleep and my t-shirt causes me to look like a two-toned arsehole

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Cake is overrated

I read this comment then went straight to a thread that was started talking about sitting in a cake before eating it off each other...

There are connections everywhere

[insert eccentric murder board gif]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!

Oh Belle, Belle! Haven’t you ever been sloshed on Sols with lime on the Costa Brava and snogged a randomer? It’s fun in the sun!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"2. Cramp in your toes is amazing

What?

No. I'm a masochist and thats a hard no hahaha

It's so bad it's good

Not when you have it pretty much constantly. For over 5yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be like Captain Jack Sparrow, without the straggly hair and eye makeup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warm days are terrible. All the public places are packed, it's hard to sleep and my t-shirt causes me to look like a two-toned arsehole

In Winter I dream of hot sunny days. When the proper hot sunny days actually come they can fuck right off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!

Oh Belle, Belle! Haven’t you ever been sloshed on Sols with lime on the Costa Brava and snogged a randomer? It’s fun in the sun!

I never said I didn't drink it. But you can keep the fruit salad out of it thanks. That's for pimms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!

Oh Belle, Belle! Haven’t you ever been sloshed on Sols with lime on the Costa Brava and snogged a randomer? It’s fun in the sun!

I never said I didn't drink it. But you can keep the fruit salad out of it thanks. That's for pimms."

Pimms you say?

#Gallery #LookAtMe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warm days are terrible. All the public places are packed, it's hard to sleep and my t-shirt causes me to look like a two-toned arsehole

In Winter I dream of hot sunny days. When the proper hot sunny days actually come they can fuck right off! "

Au contraire, love a crisp Winter day with a nice thick woolly jumper on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The X Files, Twin Peaks and The Prisoner are for cool people not wierdos

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pimms is the devil's piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pimms is the devil's piss

Whaaaaaaattt?

#avatar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.

Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!

Shall I start?

1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger

2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile

3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…

Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?

When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time

Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.

But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass!

I love Guinness thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People post etiquette in forums they *think* might get them laid when they know it isn't aligned to their real intentions

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Chicken and mushroom pie is food of the devil

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By *onny1969Man
over a year ago

local

A large penis is not what women really want, it’s a large wallet

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Craft beer is overpriced rubbish and doesn’t beat a cold premium lager.

The Wire is not better than the Sopranos.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Onion rings are much better than fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Onion rings are much better than fries "

That's a shout and a half!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Onion rings are much better than fries

That's a shout and a half! "

I know right!

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Nutella tastes like shite

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I could live on mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song spaceman by Sam Ryder is pretty dire

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Summer = chaffed inner thighs unless unattractive, hot and uncomfortable fat pants are worn, which defeats the point of wearing a lovely, cool summer dress. #fatwobblythighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave Spud is underrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Irishman was overrated.

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

If you have ever tasted a woman the day after she ate pineapple you know it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nutella tastes like shite"

Jar it and sell it, in that case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Bush wasn't even good back in the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This one is VERY uncontroversially controversial:

Anyone asking questions / opinions on Internet forums and expecting others to respond to their thread, should first post their own answer to the question they have posed …

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Exclamation marks are over used…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exclamation marks are over used…"

No they are not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exclamation marks are over used…"

And seldom correctly used.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Nutella tastes like shite"

To have accurately reached this conclusion, one has to have tasted both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nutella tastes like shite

To have accurately reached this conclusion, one has to have tasted both!"

he’s right, you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab swingers is a sex hook up site.

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most Brits are not adventurous with their food, (they might think they are) and it does my head in

Olives are fucking amazing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summer is the best season of the year (closely followed by spring)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).

2. Cramp in your toes is amazing "

On extremely rare occasions I have got "pins and needles" in my lady bits. It feels pretty Damn good but it's impossible to self replicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that think squirt is piss have either never squirted or have never made anyone squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruh, pickle is the ultimate burger topping don't even at me!

My controversial opinion is that beach holiday are trash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).

2. Cramp in your toes is amazing

On extremely rare occasions I have got "pins and needles" in my lady bits. It feels pretty Damn good but it's impossible to self replicate. "

Pins and needles are beautiful

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings are a feed of shite..

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgmoor

"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).

2. Cramp in your toes is amazing "

Foot cramp in your arch is so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, men like to think that women dress up for their benefit. If this was true then explain the use of "glitter".

No man ever since the dawn of time has said "wow, check out the sparkle on that one, that full body shimmer totally rocks my world" ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).

2. Cramp in your toes is amazing

Foot cramp in your arch is so good "

I'm so pleased I'm not alone on this

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sports, keeping fit etc is a waste of time.

Everyone gets fat/flabby in the end

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Summer = chaffed inner thighs unless unattractive, hot and uncomfortable fat pants are worn, which defeats the point of wearing a lovely, cool summer dress. #fatwobblythighs"

Snag chub rubs or lots of solid stick deodorant are your friends in summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That boy band "The Beatles" operated zero quality control on the product which they outputted and inflicted on others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I buy fish and chips, I put the Curry sauce on the fish and not the chips. I also put butter and cheese in my scones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rice is the best food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I buy fish and chips, I put the Curry sauce on the fish and not the chips. I also put butter and cheese in my scones."

You're definitely not going to heaven; your last chance flittered away with this frankly criminal scone [pronounced scon] comment.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

If perfume was meant to attract men, it would smell of bacon butties,..if aftershave was meant to attract women it would smell of cake.,and thinking of smells,why do they make deodorant that lasts 72 hours,is it for people who don't wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasta into sauce or sauce into pasta. It really doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rice is the best food "

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messi and Ronaldo are not the greatest footballers of all time. They are the greatest right now. In a decades time someone else will be hyped up as G.O.A.T.

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