FabSwingers.com forum: Getting to know you!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Aside from the now chronic ear worm, what would you like to share with the wonderful people of the forums about yourself?

Consider this your chance to share and sell yourself so we can all get to know you lovely folks!

Away you go…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m quite nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the very first time in 8 years, I'm on page 1

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Aside from the now chronic ear worm, what would you like to share with the wonderful people of the forums about yourself?

Consider this your chance to share and sell yourself so we can all get to know you lovely folks!

Away you go… "

Dunno about selling myself but...

Pan bloke from Derbyshire, likes rock and metal, Warhammer and 80s cartoons.

What a catch, eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not actually fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like boobies ( . Y . )

And let a little but if wee out when a nice pair appears in my inbox.

True, dat

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I maybe a A-hole, but am not, 100%. a dick...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I like boobies ( . Y . )

And let a little but if wee out when a nice pair appears in my inbox.

True, dat

Is that why you’re holding that bottle like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like boobies ( . Y . )

And let a little but if wee out when a nice pair appears in my inbox.

True, dat

FFS!! Little BIT OF wee ..

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I maybe a A-hole, but am not, 100%. a dick..."

I don’t think that anyone is 100% a dick..,

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"I maybe a A-hole, but am not, 100%. a dick...

I don’t think that anyone is 100% a dick.., "

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I’m a forum binger…. I post a lot one or two days of the month and lurk or don’t have the inclination the rest of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On any given day I own more makeup than food. Not that it’s helped me lose weight.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I pretend to be nice but I’m actually the biggest jerk around.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

It slips occasionally

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m one step up from stubbing your toe on the bed

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I am way too sarcastic for my good And I am a twat but maybe you’re kind of twat

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Aside from the now chronic ear worm, what would you like to share with the wonderful people of the forums about yourself?

Consider this your chance to share and sell yourself so we can all get to know you lovely folks!

Away you go…

Dunno about selling myself but...

Pan bloke from Derbyshire, likes rock and metal, Warhammer and 80s cartoons.

What a catch, eh

It depends on what they’re fishing for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On any given day I own more makeup than food. Not that it’s helped me lose weight. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pretend to be nice but I’m actually the biggest jerk around."

I'm the other way round I come across as a jerk but really everybody's welfare worries me and I just want you all to be happy

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I've got "Walk on by" by the Stran glers as an earworm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pretend to be nice but I’m actually the biggest jerk around.

I'm the other way round I come across as a jerk but really everybody's welfare worries me and I just want you all to be happy

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awwww love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not as volatile as i was but il never let you in enough to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can come across as harsh or blunt but I'm not really... Well I am if pushed or if I'm having a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good listener

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Aside from the now chronic ear worm, what would you like to share with the wonderful people of the forums about yourself?

Consider this your chance to share and sell yourself so we can all get to know you lovely folks!

Away you go… "

Fuck you TM

It's gonna be there all bloody night

https://youtu.be/Vlx6gQWfjp0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really like bananas.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm sarcastic but I'm great company and I can cheer most people up

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm very affectionate and love snuggles.

I also have chocolate spread on toast as part of my breakfast every day, and feel no shame in doing so

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm very affectionate and love snuggles.

I also have chocolate spread on toast as part of my breakfast every day, and feel no shame in doing so

Ew! You kiss people with that mouth?!

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I love anagrams… I love patterns in numbers… my favourite gear is third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an anomaly, and rarely get horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently have slightly sunburnt ears....you all needed to know that.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I currently have slightly sunburnt ears....you all needed to know that."

Elvish ears with sunburn?

You are too adorable. When they're noticeably sunburnt, feel free to send a photo. My nose has slight sunburn and I'd feel less alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too soft for my own good and put everyone’s happiness before mine

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Aside from the now chronic ear worm, what would you like to share with the wonderful people of the forums about yourself?

Consider this your chance to share and sell yourself so we can all get to know you lovely folks!

Away you go…

Dunno about selling myself but...

Pan bloke from Derbyshire, likes rock and metal, Warhammer and 80s cartoons.

What a catch, eh

It depends on what they’re fishing for! "

Whatever it is, there's better out there

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

I'm a manchild but I'm not too bad at heart I'm a good person but apparently need to be a little more cuntish... I also resell on ebay as a hobby I just enjoy doing it, I also collect and sell Lego and am a bit of a tech geek.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I have a really high pitched Scottish accent that takes people off guard

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

"I’m too soft for my own good and put everyone’s happiness before mine

Snap my ex told me I need to stop doing it but I enjoy making others happy.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm very affectionate and love snuggles.

I also have chocolate spread on toast as part of my breakfast every day, and feel no shame in doing so

Ew! You kiss people with that mouth?! "

I've not noticed any complaints

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I was told in the forum I was fake but I'm all woman and real. All because who my Dom is

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have a really high pitched Scottish accent that takes people off guard "

It's so sexy though. Really really hot, perfect phone wank material.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm a squidgy, affable, broken Yorkshireman who loves to chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside fab I'm actually fast at replying to messages

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm past caring what people on fab think of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I currently have slightly sunburnt ears....you all needed to know that.

Elvish ears with sunburn?

You are too adorable. When they're noticeably sunburnt, feel free to send a photo. My nose has slight sunburn and I'd feel less alone."

Tomorrow and Thursday will be scorchio. I'll let the tips frazzle just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not this argumentative irl

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Aside from the now chronic ear worm, what would you like to share with the wonderful people of the forums about yourself?

Consider this your chance to share and sell yourself so we can all get to know you lovely folks!

Away you go… "

Sell myself?

Erm... I'm one of the most laidback peoole you'll ever encounter unless you fuck me off.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I abhor being unprepared; for anything.

Tell me you are coming round tonight after 5pm, I'll be fine. I'll be ready from 4pm onwards.

Don't tell me and knock on my door unexpected and I will lose my shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told in the forum I was fake but I'm all woman and real. All because who my Dom is

Who is your Dom?

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

I love watching my wife fuck other men.

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