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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since when has it been acceptable to knock on people's door at 07:45??

Only if my street is being evacuated should anyone knock this early. And all for a parcel that he could have put through the letterbox if he REALLY tried.

Just realised it's not Thursday

Going back to bed. Happy Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when has it been acceptable to knock on people's door at 07:45??

Only if my street is being evacuated should anyone knock this early. And all for a parcel that he could have put through the letterbox if he REALLY tried.

Just realised it's not Thursday

Going back to bed. Happy Monday "

Our post comes at 1 pm every day and then seen our posti at a group social hate opening door to him now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when has it been acceptable to knock on people's door at 07:45??

Only if my street is being evacuated should anyone knock this early. And all for a parcel that he could have put through the letterbox if he REALLY tried.

Just realised it's not Thursday

Going back to bed. Happy Monday "

You are still in bed at 7.45? I have done a 5 mile run, 50 lengths of the local pool, had my muesli washed down with a sea smoothie. All ready for the day now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when has it been acceptable to knock on people's door at 07:45??

Only if my street is being evacuated should anyone knock this early. And all for a parcel that he could have put through the letterbox if he REALLY tried.

Just realised it's not Thursday

Going back to bed. Happy Monday

You are still in bed at 7.45? I have done a 5 mile run, 50 lengths of the local pool, had my muesli washed down with a sea smoothie. All ready for the day now! "

I'm up at 5am every morn ( kids)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Happy Monday "

No not Bez again, I've only just got rid of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was before 7am i might have a grumble..

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Did u sleep in ben ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when has it been acceptable to knock on people's door at 07:45??

Only if my street is being evacuated should anyone knock this early. And all for a parcel that he could have put through the letterbox if he REALLY tried.

Just realised it's not Thursday

Going back to bed. Happy Monday

You are still in bed at 7.45? I have done a 5 mile run, 50 lengths of the local pool, had my muesli washed down with a sea smoothie. All ready for the day now! "

I've done at least 3 hours work by that time...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You want to try an Argos home delivery. Right fookin night owls they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this turning into a 'lets see who's done the most work before 07.45 ' thread .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it was before 7am i might have a grumble.. "

If it was before seven he might have got a mouthful, as it was I felt sorry for him as the dog got out and scared the shit out of him

I didn't go back to bed I had to get my eldest ready for school, now it's back to the sofa with the little one for a duvet day as we're both still poorly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this turning into a 'lets see who's done the most work before 07.45 ' thread ..... "

Happy to take last place!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You want to try an Argos home delivery. Right fookin night owls they are"

Hate argos!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My postman is just scared to death of me when i open the door in the morning. Wouldnt be so bad but its usually about 10.30

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

We are lucky to see a postman before Noon down here......

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My postie is boffing the woman over the road when her husband's out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My postie is boffing the woman over the road when her husband's out "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My postie is boffing the woman over the road when her husband's out

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Best part: she's about 70, postie is about 50!

This is the reason my neighbours couldn't care less about my revolving door - I'm single and 'young', she's married and old enough to know better!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oh, and he only does so when hubby has gone off in an ambulance for his hospital treatment...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and he only does so when hubby has gone off in an ambulance for his hospital treatment... "

Now there's a devoted wife!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh, and he only does so when hubby has gone off in an ambulance for his hospital treatment...

Now there's a devoted wife!"

Human nature is an odd thing. My other neighbours seem more put out that she doesn't go to the hospital with him than by her boffing the postie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and he only does so when hubby has gone off in an ambulance for his hospital treatment...

Now there's a devoted wife!

Human nature is an odd thing. My other neighbours seem more put out that she doesn't go to the hospital with him than by her boffing the postie! "

Wonder what her excuse is? 'Sorry darling you'll have to go alone I'm waiting for the postman to cum'

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

07.45

blimey i thought you londoners were up and at em go getting movers and shakers, no wonder the countrys f..ked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"07.45

blimey i thought you londoners were up and at em go getting movers and shakers, no wonder the countrys f..ked "

I work weekend nights but been off sick over the weekend. Usually up early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have two little human alarm clocks that seem to take great delight in waking us up at 5am. I did try thumping one of them on the head like you would with an old fashioned bell alarm clock but Siren stopped me. She didn't think it was a good idea.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"Since when has it been acceptable to knock on people's door at 07:45??

Only if my street is being evacuated should anyone knock this early. And all for a parcel that he could have put through the letterbox if he REALLY tried.

Just realised it's not Thursday

Going back to bed. Happy Monday "

The other thing they do, well the ones near me anyway, they don't knock on the door, they bang on it as if they are the cops about to do a raid!! My letterbox is low down and I am sure they hate having to bend for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this turning into a 'lets see who's done the most work before 07.45 ' thread .....

Happy to take last place!"

Me too I'm on me day off

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Our postie doesn't bother knocking. Just slips a 'we called but you were out' card in the letterbox even if I'm bloody in!! Then I have to schlep over to the sorting office to join a queue halfway down the street of people who have had the same thing done to them.

I'd be glad if it was 7.45 and he actually fecking knocked!!

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