FabSwingers.com forum: Forum Experiment Thread B : Team Cake!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is an experiment to see what’s more popular on Fab : sex or cake!

There are two threads : thread A is Team Sex, thread B (this one) is Team Cake.

If you like sex more than cake, post on thread A.

If you like cake more than sex, post on thread B.

If you like both, then post on both. Or neither. Who cares!

Let’s see which has the most replies over the next few days, and conclude, once and for all which is more popular .. cake or sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh yeah

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What sort of cake is on offer in this thread OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake please. Cake is never disappointing

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Spoiler alert. It's a tie at 175.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Cake please. Cake is never disappointing

Unless it's carrot cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort of cake is on offer in this thread OP?

Ooh any cake you want! But now I’ve replied here I’ll also have to post something on t’other thread so I don’t skew the result! Gah! Hadn’t thought this through, had I!?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cake please. Cake is never disappointing

Coffee cake

Shit, I'm adding to the cake pile but by negatively commenting

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Cake please. Cake is never disappointing

Try Tesco value cake. Well don't, obviously, but...you know.

It's like a water sandwich

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Definitely cake, it's available anytime, and never really disappoints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake please. Cake is never disappointing

Coffee cake

Shit, I'm adding to the cake pile but by negatively commenting

I don’t mind coffee cake, especially if it has chopped walnuts on top.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'll have to go with cake. I can buy that and not feel morally reprehensible after

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Chocolate over cake any day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I really don't care but this is fun and we need more of this in the forum so I'll say cake for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red velvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More likely to get cake than sex. So cake it is.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Frankly, they are both overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m going to bump this is the morning when it’s slipped to page 2 or 3.. but off to bed now. This is a duplicated message on both threads.

I’m nothing if not even handed in the whole sex / cake thing! Night all.

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By *erriman69Couple
over a year ago

highworth

I have cake for breakfast every day ... so it must be cake!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Hi team mates

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"Cake please. Cake is never disappointing

Unless it's carrot cake."

Or coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake for breakfast every day ... so it must be cake!! "

Lucky you! I wish I did

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Given that it's functionally certain that I'll get huge amounts of cake before any possibility of sex, then cake seems like a much better choice.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

As I said on other thread, I like cake but it depends who my partner is offering the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so unfair alot of us women going to choose cake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and sex be more prudent

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Cake!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Losers!!!

*runs back to thread A to bounce on a cock*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Losers!!!

*runs back to thread A to bounce on a cock*

Damn I'm too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Early morning equal opportunity score check! Blimey Team Sex is killing it, but I expect that’s because I found Team Cake languishing on page 2!

Come on Team Cakers, let your views be known on Thread B!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn cake stinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake at moment but not coffee cake

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cake for sure just check my pic a nice juicy muffin

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Cake for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A on this thread too cake is naff

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like the girl in team rocket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t know quite what to do if both threads fill up?! Although the cake one might struggle a bit.

I dunno, first to 175 is the winner?!

I’m posting this on both because I’m incredibly fair like that!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Mmmm.... cake

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Mmmm.... cake

...especially with lots of creamy frosting

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mmmm.... cake

...especially with lots of creamy frosting

Chocolate cake right

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Mmmm.... cake

...especially with lots of creamy frosting

Chocolate cake right "

Its on the list

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Carrot cake all day

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Maybe a top 3 cake list each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot cake

Chocolate cake

Plain and simple Victorian sponge with frosted cream filling..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Which thread does eating a Victoria sponge from a lady’s serving platter belong in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a cream donut or a chocolate eclair

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Quality over quantity. They are unadulterated heathens over in that over thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't look good for cake v sex debate. Cake is trailing by some margin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I don't get sex so cake is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm partial to a good old fashioned Victoria Sponge

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Carrot cake

Chocolate cake

Plain and simple Victorian sponge with frosted cream filling..

...see, so much variety available with cake

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh chocolate fudge cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh chocolate fudge cake?

Warm, with ice cream and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh chocolate fudge cake?

Warm, with ice cream and cream "

Sounds perfect

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

I can’t believe in 12hours no one has mentioned Black Forest gateaux. Call yourselves cake lovers………..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is a pain au Chocolat a cake?

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

[Removed by poster at 21/06/22 10:59:21]

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

"Is a pain au Chocolat a cake?"

You need thread C - Pastry lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe in 12hours no one has mentioned Black Forest gateaux. Call yourselves cake lovers……….. "

Eeee the cherry shit in that is horrid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pain au Chocolat a cake?"

I think so

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

You can eat other sweet treats and cake won't get jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

You can eat other sweet treats and cake won't get jealous

I can eat them in the middle of the night without having to find a sitter!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

You can eat other sweet treats and cake won't get jealous

I can eat them in the middle of the night without having to find a sitter!

Cake doesn't get cross with you, yell at you, or talk back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

You can eat other sweet treats and cake won't get jealous

I can eat them in the middle of the night without having to find a sitter!

Cake doesn't get cross with you, yell at you, or talk back

Don't know about that, had a raging argument with my cake the other night, all because it wouldn't defrost quick enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

You can eat other sweet treats and cake won't get jealous

I can eat them in the middle of the night without having to find a sitter!

Cake doesn't get cross with you, yell at you, or talk back

Cake doesn’t get pubes stuck in your teeth

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Depends of the flavour of cock... I mean cake

I'm forever getting those two muddled up

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Depends of the flavour of cock... I mean cake

I'm forever getting those two muddled up

An easy slip up!?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake doesn't get cross with you, yell at you, or talk back

Don't know about that, had a raging argument with my cake the other night, all because it wouldn't defrost quick enough

Ah, but I bet it still didn't get the hump with you for the argument?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake isn’t a dickhead that makes me cry.

It only brings happiness

... cake makes no judgements

I don’t have to do my hair and makeup for cake

Cake can always be there for you ...if you want it, you can get it!

I don’t need to hold my stomach in around cake

hairy bits can stay hairy and cake won't care

I don’t even need to brush my teeth

You can eat other sweet treats and cake won't get jealous

I can eat them in the middle of the night without having to find a sitter!

Cake doesn't get cross with you, yell at you, or talk back

Cake doesn’t get pubes stuck in your teeth

A cake won't steal the duvet at night

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Posting here and I'm on a diet.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Posting here and I'm on a diet.

Cake can be healthy too

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I think I'd take cake.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Posting here and I'm on a diet.

Cake can be healthy too

...you could possible survive on cake alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scores on the board at the moment:

Team Sex : 127 replies

Team Cake : 80 replies

I’ve gotta feel for Team Cake you know, I thought they’d do it!

Posting this on both threads for fairness, like

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Is there any cake left in here?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

There are so many different varieties of cake, so you never get bored.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

As a prolific cake maker I have to come down on the side of Cakes.

Added to which they are far more available than sex, especially at my age.

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By *estrel girlWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham

Depends on what cake is on offer

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Looks like team sex will win the race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a mini roll count? I ate two for breakfast today

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Does a mini roll count? I ate two for breakfast today

Mmmm I love them mini rolls what flavour?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Looks like team sex will win the race

But we will be chunky and cheerful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a mini roll count? I ate two for breakfast today

Mmmm I love them mini rolls what flavour?"

Just plain old original. Love one with a glass of cold milk

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Just commenting to bump the numbers up

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Looks as though we Cake lovers have to accept that we have been defeated, the current score is Sex lovers 136 votes and Cake lovers 90 votes, a closer contest than I expected.

Both threads made interesting reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks as though we Cake lovers have to accept that we have been defeated, the current score is Sex lovers 136 votes and Cake lovers 90 votes, a closer contest than I expected.

Both threads made interesting reading."

Let them all come crying when they’ve endured disappointing sex! Cake never disappoints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks as though we Cake lovers have to accept that we have been defeated, the current score is Sex lovers 136 votes and Cake lovers 90 votes, a closer contest than I expected.

Both threads made interesting reading.

Let them all come crying when they’ve endured disappointing sex! Cake never disappoints

It can. What if it’s dry and tasteless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks as though we Cake lovers have to accept that we have been defeated, the current score is Sex lovers 136 votes and Cake lovers 90 votes, a closer contest than I expected.

Both threads made interesting reading.

Let them all come crying when they’ve endured disappointing sex! Cake never disappoints

It can. What if it’s dry and tasteless? "

Bang some cream on it! To be fair, I’ve never had disappointing cake, lots of disappointing sex though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Looks as though we Cake lovers have to accept that we have been defeated, the current score is Sex lovers 136 votes and Cake lovers 90 votes, a closer contest than I expected.

Both threads made interesting reading.

Let them all come crying when they’ve endured disappointing sex! Cake never disappoints

It can. What if it’s dry and tasteless? "

Even bad sex beats red velvet cake.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake can be endless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake can never be as disappointing as unfulfilling bad sex...CAKE PLEASE

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cake can be endless...

Sex doesn't dry out in the larder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough call. But we’re team cake

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Cake can be endless...

Sex doesn't dry out in the larder

I like both, although yesterday I had a piece of cake that was quite dry, managed to finish it still, but not sure I can say the same about sex. On that basis, it’s cake for me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cake can be endless...

Sex doesn't dry out in the larder

I like both, although yesterday I had a piece of cake that was quite dry, managed to finish it still, but not sure I can say the same about sex. On that basis, it’s cake for me

Dry sex? Use lube.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake can be endless...

Sex doesn't dry out in the larder

I like both, although yesterday I had a piece of cake that was quite dry, managed to finish it still, but not sure I can say the same about sex. On that basis, it’s cake for me

Dry sex? Use lube.

Dry cake? Add more frosting

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