FabSwingers.com forum: Your Sexual Super Skill..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is it, Fabsters?

Maybe you can suck like a Dyson, or breathe through your ears?

Go all night? Lick pussy for hours? Squirt lots of urine and pretend it’s some form of ejaculate?!

Me? Well, I’m absolutely WOEFUL in bed, which makes me stand out as unique on a fuck site full of stallions.

But what about you, Fabsters, what’s YOUR sexual USP?

Here’s your chance to humble brag about it, and maybe attract the eye of a hottie!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I can make people vomit at the slightest hint of flesh. That is a skill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the best kisser there is

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I can suck my own Willy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Classified information

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Classified information

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we won’t tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing dryness not seen this side of the Sahara

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the best kisser there is

I want to try!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck my own tit

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"What is it, Fabsters?

Maybe you can suck like a Dyson, or breathe through your ears?

Go all night? Lick pussy for hours? Squirt lots of urine and pretend it’s some form of ejaculate?!

Me? Well, I’m absolutely WOEFUL in bed, which makes me stand out as unique on a fuck site full of stallions.

But what about you, Fabsters, what’s YOUR sexual USP?

Here’s your chance to humble brag about it, and maybe attract the eye of a hottie!

I’m a man of many hidden talents

A lesbian I met in a bar said I was the best kisser she’d ever had the pleasure of

She also complimented me on my soft hands and aftershave

not sure wether i dreamt this

but I know it happened at some point

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I'm the best kisser there is

I challenge that !

I’m the best in the north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best kisser there is

I challenge that !

I’m the best in the north

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ok I'm the best in the South

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best kisser there is

I want to try!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I make people run for the hills

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I can suck my own tit

I suck tits too

You’re not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m able to strip you down and fuck you in at least five different ways in my mind as I begin to introduce myself to you

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I can make people laugh without telling a joke..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make people run for the hills"

Hills of eyes is that you?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can be in, done and out within 5 minutes, leaving plenty of scope to do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me I think it's handjobs.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m able to strip you down and fuck you in at least five different ways in my mind as I begin to introduce myself to you

That’s some skill right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn an erotic scene into an uncomfortable silence with one misplaced joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me I think it's handjobs. "

Marry me

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I can lick the alphabet if that helps

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I fuck like a porn star and suck like a Dyson

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can turn down sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a whirly Willy

I good with my hands

I mow garden

Unpaid taxi driver

Cook

Clean naked on request

Work fifty hours week

Wash up

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By *ez200Man
over a year ago

malaga

I completely love to go down on woman unless thay fake it don't think I've ever left someone unsatisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been informed I’m a good, passionate kisser who can enjoyably breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like a porn star and suck like a Dyson

Mmmmm prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can always manage to avoid having to sleep in the wet patch

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I can always manage to avoid having to sleep in the wet patch

Well that's easy, you just push them onto it

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

My body totally forgets it old and knackered n built for comfort, not speed... I do love the ache the next day tho

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I can honestly say with no hint of arrogance.... I have absolutely no specialty,no outstanding ability that makes women weak at the knees.

I do however give good hugs.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm a good kisser... so I'm told.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"For me I think it's handjobs. "

This is a tough one … as I give myself the best handjobs I’ve experienced so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My body totally forgets it old and knackered n built for comfort, not speed... I do love the ache the next day tho

I know what you mean I have that type of ache right now

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I can turn an erotic scene into an uncomfortable silence with one misplaced joke. "

Can you eat bananas without chewing ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm pretty bendy.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

No idea but it works whatever it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give them the best 30 seconds of my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still awaiting a lass who’s super skill is grinding on the face of chubby middle aged greying men.. anyone!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still awaiting a lass who’s super skill is grinding on the face of chubby middle aged greying men.. anyone!?

Jamie Hants will be along shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can always manage to avoid having to sleep in the wet patch

Well that's easy, you just push them onto it

Not when you have to get out the bed to turn the big light off..... you have to be superfast to get back to the bed before they do

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Duller than watching magnolia paint dry.

100% not recommended.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I can make you cum from just my words and the thought of what I’m going to do*

*This has only worked with one person but it’s recent and you are only as good as your last so…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m able to strip you down and fuck you in at least five different ways in my mind as I begin to introduce myself to you

That’s some skill right there

You remember that time when you take a deep breath for no reason…. That was me.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My cerebral has them wet in no time. Well, it takes a few weeks, admittedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My finger work makes most women squirt x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I can always manage to avoid having to sleep in the wet patch

Well that's easy, you just push them onto it

Not when you have to get out the bed to turn the big light off..... you have to be superfast to get back to the bed before they do

Pro tip. Bedside lamps

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I can undo bras with two fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can undo bras with two fingers.

Teach me, Sensei

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me I think it's handjobs.

Marry me

Then it won't feel as good as the ring friction will hurt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can undo bras with two fingers.

Two fingers pfft ...I can do it with just the power of my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My finger work makes most women squirt x"

But….. is it just wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you're inexperienced then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring nothing to the table.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I can undo bras with two fingers.

Two fingers pfft ...I can do it with just the power of my mind

Haha you show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me I think it's handjobs.

This is a tough one … as I give myself the best handjobs I’ve experienced so far

Sounds like you're inexperienced in that field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t cum anymore. Women like that. I don’t. But women don’t seem to mind it.

- I bet you just read that and you’re thinking ‘I would mind that. I would want it to end at some point’.

Shhh. Let people have things.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"For me I think it's handjobs.

This is a tough one … as I give myself the best handjobs I’ve experienced so far

Sounds like you're inexperienced in that field

maybe so

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get both legs behind my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can suck my own tit

I suck tits too

You’re not the only one

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"I can lick the alphabet if that helps

I shall remember you said this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get both legs behind my head

My hips just screamed reading that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile

(hashtag #LookAtMe) ..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile

(hashtag #LookAtMe) ..

I feel asleep half way through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile

(hashtag #LookAtMe) ..

I feel asleep half way through

Pfft! No stamina!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile

(hashtag #LookAtMe) ..

I feel asleep half way through

Pfft! No stamina!

Golf ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile

(hashtag #LookAtMe) ..

I feel asleep half way through

Pfft! No stamina!

Golf ball

yeah yeah the old skip the the end trick!

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

In answer to the original question: making people feel comfortable enough that they get naked #underratedskill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply a good gurl

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

Apparently I’m very good at dirty talk.

Highly recommended for it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile

(hashtag #LookAtMe) ..

I feel asleep half way through

Pfft! No stamina!

Golf ball

yeah yeah the old skip the the end trick! "

Prefer g spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fuck me eyes

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss, massage, foreplay

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By *abfitnfiftyMan
over a year ago

Dorking

Able to cum a lot and get erect quickly after cumming.

A good skill for a guy in his 50s

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

After today's effort it seems I cause short term mindless loss

TG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In answer to the original question: making people feel comfortable enough that they get naked #underratedskill "

Oops there goes my shirt over my head

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Like a racing driver i very really cum 1'st

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I am super underwhelming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me I think it's handjobs.

Marry me

Then it won't feel as good as the ring friction will hurt you

That's a risk I'm just going to have to take

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"I have fuck me eyes

J x "
,I think I must have fuck off eyes

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By *abfitnfiftyMan
over a year ago

Dorking

"I can undo bras with two fingers.

I can undo them with 1 finger and a thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only someone who is attracted to me and has the chemistry with me would even think I had a sexual superpower, until of course they've cum and its all back to reality.

I'm really quite boring and big standard stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a magic penis, its shape does all the work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My booty that's it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Do you bring props?

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"I can suck my own Willy

Photo evidence required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can suck my own Willy

Photo evidence required"
lol true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They don’t call me ‘2 Thrust Dan’ for nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These lips on their bellend.. enough said

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

My superskill requires the use of 2 of my fingers and my tongue and has never failed me.

I also do a good cumshot on feet lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolling-up to service big dicks like a practiced whore; giving sloppy deep-throat blowjobs, and if that doesn’t make you cum then my sissy arsehole is guaranteed to bust your balls - hasn’t let me down yet.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I'm a redhead. I win according to most, 'I love a red head threads'. Mind you not had any action for 4 weeks! M been away, but putting that right when he's back later this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a generous pleaser

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"I'm the best kisser there is

Yeah yeah kelly

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

My lips

(Mrs)

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

"My eyes ….

They are stunning

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a really good back scratcher...and can give Kelly a run for her money in the kissing department

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Do you bring props? "

Have a hat

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I enjoy sex and I’m enthusiastic and joyful at seeing the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I'm quite skilled with the tongue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa

Do you bring props?

Have a hat

I've got a pink cowgirl hat

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

"I enjoy sex and I’m enthusiastic and joyful at seeing the penis

You can look at my penis anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pay attention and react accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can read a girl's body and mind during the action and do exactly what is in her mind. My favourite line in bed is "Oh,Tiger!! how do you know I wanted exactly this atm? "..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can read a girl's body and mind during the action and do exactly what is in her mind. My favourite line in bed is "Oh,Tiger!! how do you know I wanted exactly this atm? ".."

This only works for me when I say “Do you want me to leave?”

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My flexibility!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flexibility! "

And yet, you leave me feeling very stiff. …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best kisser there is

"
nooo I have lips only mick jaggers mum would be proud of….. I’m the best kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can read a girl's body and mind during the action and do exactly what is in her mind. My favourite line in bed is "Oh,Tiger!! how do you know I wanted exactly this atm? "..

This only works for me when I say “Do you want me to leave?”

Omg!! Ahhahaha you're funny hahXD

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I can find a g spot every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind and my tongue - it has a mind of it's own and an excellent linguistic ability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand skills to make the ladies squirt.. didn't even know what I was doing but it worked and has worked ever since

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