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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

And also in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully it'll be over soon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Their ass is right in my face

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why all the red lights?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

They just flashed me to let me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! What's happened?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Did you just back up into me?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"They just flashed me to let me in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are they looking at?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I really don’t like how close you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job I've got snacks

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

He’s right up my arse

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Don’t slow down!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"He’s right up my arse"
golden rivet

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Dammit I really need to pee

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wish I’d gone for a wee last time we stopped

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Dammit I really need to pee"
you are on a roll mate

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"He’s right up my arsegolden rivet "

Aye aye Captain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh he squeezed that in just about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please that’s not the hand brake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he's letting me in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve been here for hours and still not got anywhere

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m bored I’m just gonna have a little nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop whinging

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

He/she is rite up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing a song. It'll pass the time.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You can’t just stop in the box

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

He’s trying to squeeze in but they’re not letting him

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Look at the bumpers on that!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just wait for your turn

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If I swing around it might be faster that way

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

What a prick..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! No!! NO!!! That is a one way street!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a trap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please woman if you have chili farts open the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking wanker.

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By *J35mcrMan
over a year ago

Leigh

[Removed by poster at 20/06/22 19:58:01]

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By *J35mcrMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Slip it in the gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont move im gonna plow this beast right up your arse

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

He's never gonna fit in that gap

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By *alguyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar & Manchester

Its says merge in turn

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

Honk honk.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You can toot all you want,but I'm not moving as it's my right of way

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh trust me, she can manage 1 in the front and 2 in the back

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Honk honk.

"
I saw a sticker on a camper van recently and it said Honk if you bonk it was the word bonk I’d not heard it in donkeys it made me chuckle shame my mam was sat in the passenger seat or I’d of tooted my horn

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Fuckin hell, can't they go any slower....

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I can't see any workmen.

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By *artinMG4Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh! Too late! I knew we should have gone the back way first

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Why don't you have a sleep and I'll just carry on

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Look at those skid marks!

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By *illiam180Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Oh its gone everywhere now! Quick! Pass the tissues!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You can go as fast as you want,but you won't get there any quicker

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Turn around and try another way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way you're trying to squeeze into there

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Look at this idiot trying to cum up my inside.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I best pull out before an accident happens lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Get on with it!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

He's right up my chuff!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

You'd fit a bus in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red, red! Stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are the police here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I've got a lot of patience

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By *ikestowatchherMan
over a year ago

Southgate

Better ask the missus to pickup the kids

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