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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have £1000.

What are you going to do with it to make the biggest return?

Crypto? Stocks and shares? An ISA? Something else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine. Search out some decent vintage wine.

Or a watch. These are the two things that if I was to invest for a risk/return I would look at.

The watch wouldn’t make much but I do like watches, and I get to wear it in the mean time So I’d edge my bets on the wine…. If it doesn’t. I get to pop a cork.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Lego sets going end of life this year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine. Search out some decent vintage wine.

Or a watch. These are the two things that if I was to invest for a risk/return I would look at.

The watch wouldn’t make much but I do like watches, and I get to wear it in the mean time So I’d edge my bets on the wine…. If it doesn’t. I get to pop a cork. "

Not a great investment for me, I would drink it immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare whisky is also a growing market these days. One of the biggest growth in any investment area over the last years, and tax free

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

Travel around and just do nice random stuff for complete strangers with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine. Search out some decent vintage wine.

Or a watch. These are the two things that if I was to invest for a risk/return I would look at.

The watch wouldn’t make much but I do like watches, and I get to wear it in the mean time So I’d edge my bets on the wine…. If it doesn’t. I get to pop a cork.

Not a great investment for me, I would drink it immediately "

No great loss then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego sets going end of life this year."

Interesting! How does one find out which ones are going end of life?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Precious metals

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I don't know much about crypto or stocks or any stuff like that. So I'll spend it on what I want because happiness is the biggest return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crypto seems to be on its arse at the moment. Not sure if/when it will recover. Might be worth buying a small amount while just worth nothing. And I mean small, not a grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a designer dog to breed

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By *ommy_73Man
over a year ago

Herts & London

Bitcoin - it's fallen off a cliff recently but should ping back up before too long (at least I hope it fucking does!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know much about crypto or stocks or any stuff like that. So I'll spend it on what I want because happiness is the biggest return "

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rare whisky is also a growing market these days. One of the biggest growth in any investment area over the last years, and tax free"

Where are you sourcing it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a designer dog to breed"

Aww no.

#rescuedontbuy

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Lol I can easily spend a grand on a weekend, so not really an investable amount for me.

Don’t believe in Crypto at all! It was good for the first people to get in, not anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That won't cover club entrance fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rare whisky is also a growing market these days. One of the biggest growth in any investment area over the last years, and tax free

Where are you sourcing it? "

Forbes ran an article about it a little while back. Plenty of Whisky investment specialists about now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d spend it. Could be dead tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d spend it. Could be dead tomorrow "

Girl, same

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I hate to say it but £1k is chump change these days and isn't gonna make anyone much money. If I had a sudden 1k windfall I'd probably spend it on a week away somewhere - it's about enough for a flight and a modest daily food and drink budget.

If I was dead set on using it to make money then the easiest method for me at least would be to bid on an item or items at auction on ebay then flip them at a fixed price. I've had pretty good luck in the past buying job lots and splitting them, or items I have some knowledge of the values ie musical instruments or vintage alloy wheels. The trouble is whenever I get a truly decent bargain I'm always too tempted to keep it for myself and not sell on.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Flip it on eBay stock.

Or I could hire a porn model / guy / film a scene of them and license it out to a few vod sites and double the money back almost immediately without really trying

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Really can’t say lol

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here


"Buy a designer dog to breed"

Just no

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

Put it in your pension.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Rare whisky is also a growing market these days. One of the biggest growth in any investment area over the last years, and tax free"

An ex colleague of mine was into rare whisky. He was also getting paid to go and drink other people's through a dodgy whisky club. Works like this.

Rare whisky. 100 bottles only, worth £10k each. Guy who owns a bottle will pay someone to go to an establishment known to have a whisky collection and pay them to have a drink from it. Now there are 99 unopened bottles. Price goes up.

Sneaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it in your pension. "
20pc return at least) on day 1.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Put it in your pension. 20pc return at least) on day 1. "

If you live long enough to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only knvest £1000 if you can afford to loose it. Regardless of which one you choice.

However. Me, I invest mine into crypto. After all it does more then just sitting in the bank.

But investing now. I'd go crypto. The market is 70%+ down. After the craze during covid and the price rises. Its finally down to a price for people to buy in before the rise in web3.

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By *eep_going_xCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"Lego sets going end of life this year."

Explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal shelter, that would be the best investment with the money I've found.

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Designer handbag you could probably buy a cheap vintage Coco Chanel one for £1000 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a babestation type channel !

Hire two lady’s

Two gents for lady’s

Make a million in two weeks

Name the channel

Fabteasers !

Only if you swipe up or down lady’s gents !

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Back a rank outsider on the horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a designer dog to breed

Aww no.

#rescuedontbuy"
1 litter potentially 8k you asked how id make profit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roulette table, put it all on black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet it all on Liverpool getting more penalties than anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a designer dog to breed

Aww no.

#rescuedontbuy1 litter potentially 8k you asked how id make profit"

I’m looking for something fun but ethical. My dogs are rescued. There are far too many unwanted pups in the world, we don’t need to add to the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego sets going end of life this year.

Explain"

I’m not 100% but I think they’re saying buy a Lego set that is going out of production and then hold on to it and re sell it for more

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Lego sets going end of life this year.

Interesting! How does one find out which ones are going end of life?

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Lego group release a list ahead of time of sets that are going end of life/will be discontinued at the ens of the year. Its only lego investors/resellers or adult fans that tend ro be aware of it, most just assume they are always making more.

Some sets become very valuable, doubling or more their original sale price.

Even open and used sets can command a decent asking price.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Are you looking to make lots and quickly ? Set up an OF page.

Share prices are low at the moment but they would be long term investments and you’d get some ok dividends. Eg the banks or Big IT are low right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego sets going end of life this year.

Explain

I’m not 100% but I think they’re saying buy a Lego set that is going out of production and then hold on to it and re sell it for more "

I remember reading that the old Star Wars Lego sets were worth more per gram than gold.

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By *axBonkersMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Depends on how much risk Vs time frame you are wanting to wait.

Risky would be crypto, a safer bet would be an index fund like the S&P500 which invests in the top 500 stocks in America (Apple, Facebook, etc) but that would be a slow burner and you would have to keep investing the returns so it compounds.

That always goes up over enough time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego sets going end of life this year.

Explain

I’m not 100% but I think they’re saying buy a Lego set that is going out of production and then hold on to it and re sell it for more

I remember reading that the old Star Wars Lego sets were worth more per gram than gold."

Wow that’s crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Art from degree shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a watch

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You have £1000.

What are you going to do with it to make the biggest return?

Crypto? Stocks and shares? An ISA? Something else? "

Going by some of the responses to certain threads today.....

I'd buy 1000 pairs of £1 primani thongs, get the OH to wear them all day and then do a half hour sweaty session on the stepper, then I'd pop them on overnight and stick them up for sale next day claiming they'd been worn by a nubile 20something hottie for three days straight.

I reckon I'd be £9k richer in no time.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If not in a hurry I would buy an old good quality guitar they all go up in value in time. I know this for fact as I’ve bought and sold fair few never lost money on one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to soccer aid

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Buy a grands worth of petrol wait a week and sell it in small deal amounts. Double your money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By some vinyl albums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest it in whiskey.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Return? No I'm going on a massive bender! Cant get a better return than good memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have £1000.

What are you going to do with it to make the biggest return?

Crypto? Stocks and shares? An ISA? Something else?

Going by some of the responses to certain threads today.....

I'd buy 1000 pairs of £1 primani thongs, get the OH to wear them all day and then do a half hour sweaty session on the stepper, then I'd pop them on overnight and stick them up for sale next day claiming they'd been worn by a nubile 20something hottie for three days straight.

I reckon I'd be £9k richer in no time.

A"

Mate, you already wear her knickers!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You have £1000.

What are you going to do with it to make the biggest return?

Crypto? Stocks and shares? An ISA? Something else?

Going by some of the responses to certain threads today.....

I'd buy 1000 pairs of £1 primani thongs, get the OH to wear them all day and then do a half hour sweaty session on the stepper, then I'd pop them on overnight and stick them up for sale next day claiming they'd been worn by a nubile 20something hottie for three days straight.

I reckon I'd be £9k richer in no time.

A

Mate, you already wear her knickers! "

They don't fit any more.......

A

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Swap for 1000 pound coins. Could do with the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Animal shelter, that would be the best investment with the money I've found."

Me too.. I'd give it towards neutering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have £1000.

What are you going to do with it to make the biggest return?

Crypto? Stocks and shares? An ISA? Something else? "

XRP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on a much needed holiday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wildcard - btc all day long, it may not have fully bottomed but its definitely a worthy buy & hold.

Or safe bet Rolls Royce shares,i dumped 10k in 2 week ago im up £1300, its this stock will boom in the next 12 month.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Re Lego

I went to Uni with a guy from Liverpool who made between 6-10k a year buying and selling Lego. He had to move it all into storage when their first kid came along

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

£1000 is not a huge amount but gold is a fairly safe bet against inflation.

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I’ll invest it in the most accurate financial stock there is. Freddos.

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By *obincrusoeMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Trainers check out stock X, also whiskey barrel seems to be the next thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find free stuff on Facebook marketplace, spent a little if it needs cleaning/repairing and then flip it on

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By *obbyc1000Man
over a year ago

Aintree

I'd buy 4000 freddos at 25p a piece sell them for 50p each boom double your money. Also tennis balls make a good investment, great return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a designer dog to breed

Aww no.

#rescuedontbuy1 litter potentially 8k you asked how id make profit

I’m looking for something fun but ethical. My dogs are rescued. There are far too many unwanted pups in the world, we don’t need to add to the problem. "
tried a rescue dog once it tried to bite my kid it went strait back

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By *obbyc1000Man
over a year ago

Aintree

Ha ha raise an eyebrow I genuinely didn't see your post. Great financial mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a designer dog to breed

Aww no.

#rescuedontbuy1 litter potentially 8k you asked how id make profit

I’m looking for something fun but ethical. My dogs are rescued. There are far too many unwanted pups in the world, we don’t need to add to the problem. tried a rescue dog once it tried to bite my kid it went strait back "

One anecdotal story doesn’t mean that people shouldn’t try to rescue dogs. I’ve always had rescues and never had an issue. Research and finding the right breed and the right dog takes time and effort. It’s a stressful time for a dog being rehomed and it has to be done correctly and with care.

There’s far too many animals in shelters that need loving homes, I think breeding should be heavily regulated in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold. There's a reason nations invest in gold.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"You have £1000.

What are you going to do with it to make the biggest return?

Crypto? Stocks and shares? An ISA? Something else? "

It depends what timescale you’re looking for a return and how much risk you are prepared to accept for the return. I have a lot of belief in the crypto markets even with the current major down turn, i hold quite a bit of Ethereum and even though it’s currently at a loss, I think the low price at the moment is a good investment and would buy more if I had spare cash, but be prepared that it may drop further before it goes back up again and the timescale for growth won’t necessarily be short term

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor


"Lego sets going end of life this year."

I'd do exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get myself a prada handbag

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ha ha raise an eyebrow I genuinely didn't see your post. Great financial mind. "

Precisely. I reckon we will be millionaires this time next year.

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