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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...to make you feel like a spunktrumpet?

(Heather Small would be so pleased)

I have attempted to pour the milk into the cup without taking the lid off. Every time I've made a coffee.

And as we know fabbers, that's a lot of times in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still on induction for a new job bored and busy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Still on induction for a new job bored and busy "

Bored and busy? That's impressive.

But has it made you feel like a spunktrumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still on induction for a new job bored and busy

Bored and busy? That's impressive.

But has it made you feel like a spunktrumpet?"
dunno what that is

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I had a wank. That's about it.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Bought the wrong size shelf in Ikea, wanted to put it in the previously bought wardrobe, wrong size but plastic film taken off .

I hate Ikea with a vengeance, now even more

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Felt sorry for myself all day, so not much

Have really bad acid reflux and I'm tired.

I very much over indulged on cider yesterday watching rugby

I need lots of sympathy and hugs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Still on induction for a new job bored and busy

Bored and busy? That's impressive.

But has it made you feel like a spunktrumpet?dunno what that is "

Eeejit

Wally

That kinda thing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had a wank. That's about it. "

Pretty trumpet spunky

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I waited on hold for 45 minutes to a supplier, then when they finally answered, my phone didn’t work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been for a coffee and lunch with another fabber. Was lovely. Then went food shopping for me and the cats. About to go home, put shopping away and sit in garden munching strawberries & ice cream

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bought the wrong size shelf in Ikea, wanted to put it in the previously bought wardrobe, wrong size but plastic film taken off .

I hate Ikea with a vengeance, now even more "

Aww man!

That sucks.

But I love IKEA. Sounds like you need a new wardrobe now

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Felt sorry for myself all day, so not much

Have really bad acid reflux and I'm tired.

I very much over indulged on cider yesterday watching rugby

I need lots of sympathy and hugs."

You’ve got to pay the fun tax!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is "

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still on induction for a new job bored and busy

Bored and busy? That's impressive.

But has it made you feel like a spunktrumpet?dunno what that is

Eeejit

Wally

That kinda thing"
then yes im not good with being told what to do

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Felt sorry for myself all day, so not much

Have really bad acid reflux and I'm tired.

I very much over indulged on cider yesterday watching rugby

I need lots of sympathy and hugs."

Silly sausage.

Have a hug

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Tried to take over the gas and electricity account of my late partner. The supplier has completely fucked it up. Bastards.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Felt sorry for myself all day, so not much

Have really bad acid reflux and I'm tired.

I very much over indulged on cider yesterday watching rugby

I need lots of sympathy and hugs."

Hugs sound risky, tbh. Do you have some plastic sheeting?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Been on here too much today. As nice as it is....

Defrosted ham but realised I'd forgotten to put the ring on after pouring hot water from kettle & not switched the ring on.

I'm a complete astro wally!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Burnt a bit of hair because I got distracted during a phone call with my favourite Norwegian client.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I waited on hold for 45 minutes to a supplier, then when they finally answered, my phone didn’t work.

"

Doh!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I spent the morning whiling away the hours in Caffé Nero (yeah, I know, Mr. Predictable) brunching from a comfy leather Chesterfield.

And then I forgot to take my Omeprazole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally managed to brush the tangles and clumps of hairs out on my cat. Not a eufomism sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two wanks and a hair cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I batted my clit then fanny farted.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous."

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childminding our grandson always makes us smile bless him.

Later got to cut someone’s lawn

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By *orny Mature GuyMan
over a year ago

Livingston

I had a good wank this morning

Getting horny for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...to make you feel like a spunktrumpet?

(Heather Small would be so pleased)

I have attempted to pour the milk into the cup without taking the lid off. Every time I've made a coffee.

And as we know fabbers, that's a lot of times in a day "

Clearly you haven't d*unk enough coffee yet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Been for a coffee and lunch with another fabber. Was lovely. Then went food shopping for me and the cats. About to go home, put shopping away and sit in garden munching strawberries & ice cream "

Sounds like fun!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tried to take over the gas and electricity account of my late partner. The supplier has completely fucked it up. Bastards."

That's not good at all!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Been on here too much today. As nice as it is....

Defrosted ham but realised I'd forgotten to put the ring on after pouring hot water from kettle & not switched the ring on.

I'm a complete astro wally! "

Finally! Someone who gets the point... thank you for sharing your "I'm a wally moment"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Burnt a bit of hair because I got distracted during a phone call with my favourite Norwegian client. "

On what?

Your phone?

A fire?

A candle (although that would be a tiny fire so see above)?

A plug socket?

Erm... a radiator?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I spent the morning whiling away the hours in Caffé Nero (yeah, I know, Mr. Predictable) brunching from a comfy leather Chesterfield.

And then I forgot to take my Omeprazole. "

Doh!!

I want a Chesterfield.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Finally managed to brush the tangles and clumps of hairs out on my cat. Not a eufomism sadly "

That sounds dangerous...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"two wanks and a hair cut "

Pretty spunky then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I batted my clit then fanny farted."

So many questions...

With an actual bat? That's the main one.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy "

True story dude

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Childminding our grandson always makes us smile bless him.

Later got to cut someone’s lawn "

Awww... midgets are so cool!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Took the forklift up to where I needed to drop something off then realising I hadn’t picked that something up and had to go back for it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had a good wank this morning

Getting horny for more"

Living up to your name there...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"...to make you feel like a spunktrumpet?

(Heather Small would be so pleased)

I have attempted to pour the milk into the cup without taking the lid off. Every time I've made a coffee.

And as we know fabbers, that's a lot of times in a day

Clearly you haven't d*unk enough coffee yet "

That must be the answer... more coffee required!

No wonder they don't let me give blood. It must be 87% caffeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot weather always brings the near naked lady’s out in force

Hard to work when

You’re walking around with permanent boner

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Took the forklift up to where I needed to drop something off then realising I hadn’t picked that something up and had to go back for it "

Spunktrumpet

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I sat in the sun for a couple of hours this afternoon and now I'm stripey!!

(I can't do nakedness due to teenagers and nosey neighbours!)

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hot weather always brings the near naked lady’s out in force

Hard to work when

You’re walking around with permanent boner "

I feel your pain.

I mean, not literally.

And if it is painful that is probably more of a problem.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I sat in the sun for a couple of hours this afternoon and now I'm stripey!!

(I can't do nakedness due to teenagers and nosey neighbours!)

Jo.Xx "

Noooooo Jo!

I can't believe this!

(Aka... pics or it didn't happen )

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Took the forklift up to where I needed to drop something off then realising I hadn’t picked that something up and had to go back for it

Spunktrumpet "

Sweaty Spunktrumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondered why my hands smell like condoms.

Then realised it's the smell of rubber gloves from washing the dishes.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Took the forklift up to where I needed to drop something off then realising I hadn’t picked that something up and had to go back for it

Spunktrumpet

Sweaty Spunktrumpet "

Ok... now you're just turning me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two wanks and a hair cut

Pretty spunky then"

sure was cutting grass now x

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

bought a nice attractive young lady a coffee today at work

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wondered why my hands smell like condoms.

Then realised it's the smell of rubber gloves from washing the dishes. "

You clearly have more sex than me... I wondered why I could smell rubber gloves last time I was doing the sexy sex (well... after... when I came back down to earth)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I sat in the sun for a couple of hours this afternoon and now I'm stripey!!

(I can't do nakedness due to teenagers and nosey neighbours!)

Jo.Xx

Noooooo Jo!

I can't believe this!

(Aka... pics or it didn't happen )"

I'm not best pleased!!

I will do you a picture shortly.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"two wanks and a hair cut

Pretty spunky then

sure was cutting grass now x"

That should be less spunky.

Actually... I'd think the hair cut would be too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"bought a nice attractive young lady a coffee today at work"

That's sweet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I sat in the sun for a couple of hours this afternoon and now I'm stripey!!

(I can't do nakedness due to teenagers and nosey neighbours!)

Jo.Xx

Noooooo Jo!

I can't believe this!

(Aka... pics or it didn't happen )

I'm not best pleased!!

I will do you a picture shortly.

Jo.Xx "

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Nothing exciting, in fact been geeky, finished printing the replacement hull for the radio controlled boat that sank, went into work for an hour to sort some bits out, and housework, pretty boring really

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Took the forklift up to where I needed to drop something off then realising I hadn’t picked that something up and had to go back for it

Spunktrumpet

Sweaty Spunktrumpet

Ok... now you're just turning me on "

That’s what I’m here for

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing exciting, in fact been geeky, finished printing the replacement hull for the radio controlled boat that sank, went into work for an hour to sort some bits out, and housework, pretty boring really"

I dunno... the printing sounds fun

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Took the forklift up to where I needed to drop something off then realising I hadn’t picked that something up and had to go back for it

Spunktrumpet

Sweaty Spunktrumpet

Ok... now you're just turning me on

That’s what I’m here for "

*faints*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy

True story dude "

That really deserved a wittier reply Posh ..

Where's the sarcastic reply I'm disappointed tbh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy

True story dude

That really deserved a wittier reply Posh ..

Where's the sarcastic reply I'm disappointed tbh "

I was distracted. Kenobi is all sweaty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy

True story dude

That really deserved a wittier reply Posh ..

Where's the sarcastic reply I'm disappointed tbh

I was distracted. Kenobi is all sweaty "

Why are you shagging Ewan McGregor ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy

True story dude

That really deserved a wittier reply Posh ..

Where's the sarcastic reply I'm disappointed tbh

I was distracted. Kenobi is all sweaty

Why are you shagging Ewan McGregor ?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot weather always brings the near naked lady’s out in force

Hard to work when

You’re walking around with permanent boner

I feel your pain.

I mean, not literally.

And if it is painful that is probably more of a problem."

Lol people watching

CCTV all day

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Attempted a video call using a colleagues computer, which turned out to have no camera or microphone

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have:

Been annoyed

Sad

More annoyed

More sad

Pissed off

A tad upset

Disgusted

Now I'm just bloody tired and I want my bed, but no, because it's bloody sunny so I can't.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Gone to work,got back home,had something to eat and now gardening....

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By *om and geriCouple
over a year ago

South leicestershire

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By *om and geriCouple
over a year ago

South leicestershire


"Attempted a video call using a colleagues computer, which turned out to have no camera or microphone

Jo x"

But did it work ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been so busy working from home that I didn't have chance to spend any time with Mr NBVN today and now he has gone to work a night shift

NBVN x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The amount of Coffee you drink you need to section off one of the zillions of acres of your land and dedicate it to your own cattle ranch and produce your own milk ..

See I'm clever me is

I would have to do shiz with cows then. This seems dangerous.

This is true .. You are udderly clumsy

True story dude

That really deserved a wittier reply Posh ..

Where's the sarcastic reply I'm disappointed tbh

I was distracted. Kenobi is all sweaty

Why are you shagging Ewan McGregor ??

"

You wish

OK we wish

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Gave someone my number after a social... Only for him to send a dick pic... After we'd chatted about how I hate being sent dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointment

I’m sucking eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had grand visions for some new pics, all turned out shite so binned them all NEVER to see the light of day again!

(Except one. Fab it, Fabsters, please as I’m narcissistic and needy )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked for my glasses……yep. You can guess where they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looked for my glasses……yep. You can guess where they were. "

Sticking out the top of your jeans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looked for my glasses……yep. You can guess where they were.

Sticking out the top of your jeans? "

this is funny

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gave someone my number after a social... Only for him to send a dick pic... After we'd chatted about how I hate being sent dick pics.

"

Maybe you're just a dab hand with reverse psychology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke the yolk in my fried egg so it wasn't all runny

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I had and amazing morning from 9.30am till 2pm , that's all i can say

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