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"So , today is National no Shagging Day. Who knew? What are you going to do instead ??" This is really a thing?  | |||
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"So , today is National no Shagging Day. Who knew? What are you going to do instead ?? This is really a thing? "Blue balls Monday, it's famous | |||
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?!" You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess. | |||
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"So , today is National no Shagging Day. Who knew? What are you going to do instead ?? This is really a thing? "Emoji dear.... we call them emojis | |||
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?! You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess. " Like most other days then  | |||
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"So , today is National no Shagging Day. Who knew? What are you going to do instead ?? This is really a thing?
Blue balls Monday, it's famous"Nope! It's Dry Fagina Day. | |||
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"Good job I've got no shagging plans today or I'd have to cancel them "Cancelling shows true commitment | |||
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?! You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess. " A wank is ok though, right? | |||
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?! You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess. A wank is ok though, right? " Not in Tescos tho | |||
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"Again? How many more days before Granny finally puts out?" Meh ...... it's a rest day for me. | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex." Are you falling front doors or back doors ? | |||
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?! You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess. A wank is ok though, right? Not in Tescos tho " Sainsbury's it is then! Or in the middle of Lidl | |||
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"How is this different from any other day? " Every other day you can want it and want it but you never get it but on National no Shagging Day you can want it and want it but can't have it and you know you are not alone..... It's a lovely day for all. | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex. Are you falling front doors or back doors ?" Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. | |||
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"How is this different from any other day? Every other day you can want it and want it but you never get it but on National no Shagging Day you can want it and want it but can't have it and you know you are not alone..... It's a lovely day for all. " I kinda want it now you’ve said all that. | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex. Are you falling front doors or back doors ? Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. " Well then, I am afraid that would constitute a sneaky fuck ..... tsk | |||
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?! You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess. A wank is ok though, right? Not in Tescos tho Sainsbury's it is then! Or in the middle of Lidl" I think wanking is more conducive to Iceland........ or Poundland.... B & Q offers many a good pipe to hide your shame. | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex. Are you falling front doors or back doors ? Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. " needs a burglar hobbit  | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex. Are you falling front doors or back doors ? Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. needs a burglar hobbit "Burglar hobbit! Yeah, I'm going to use this when I broach the subject with someone, fancy burgling me with your Pippin?
Not today though, it's a no shag day. | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex. Are you falling front doors or back doors ? Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. needs a burglar hobbit
Burglar hobbit! Yeah, I'm going to use this when I broach the subject with someone, fancy burgling me with your Pippin?
Not today though, it's a no shag day. " is pippin prepared and ready to enter mount doom tho | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/06/22 16:36:25]" Was that a sneaky shag that got deleted ? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/06/22 16:36:25] Was that a sneaky shag that got deleted ?" no i didnt realise buggery counted | |||
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex. Are you falling front doors or back doors ? Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. needs a burglar hobbit
Burglar hobbit! Yeah, I'm going to use this when I broach the subject with someone, fancy burgling me with your Pippin?
Not today though, it's a no shag day. is pippin prepared and ready to enter mount doom tho "Yeah, you don't get to destroy the ring if you don't enter Mount Doom. | |||
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