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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's all share our pet hates and turn off when receiving new messages from users

Maybe we can all learn from this lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

People who cheat to get through my filters. It's not that big a deal though because as soon as I realise they do I just delete the message.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

People who attach their profile pic to the message

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you do me a kinky favour" um no! Also do you want to watch me suck my own c*ck also no! Wtf like

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

You guys get messages?

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By *yan_200Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I’m just here too take some notes

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Repeating the subject into the body of the mail:

HEY

Hey

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Intrigued, what is this getting messages you talk of??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I never pay that much attention, because if my mind is in a place where I feel like I can face messages I'll answer most things.

But... it bugs me when people don't read and digest the salient points in my profile. I didn't write it just because I was bored

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"Repeating the subject into the body of the mail:

HEY

Hey"

Or putting a lengthy topic and then just ? or X in the body of the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are these mystical things called messages?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Boring or lewd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people message to say "I'm not what you're looking for, but..."

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"When people message to say "I'm not what you're looking for, but..." "

See that’s when I just fab a photo and move on my way. Absolutely no point sending that message

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

"Hey", text speak, "I'm in your area in ..." Etc.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton


"Repeating the subject into the body of the mail:

HEY

Hey

Or putting a lengthy topic and then just ? or X in the body of the message"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m too young for you but….

I know I’m not your type but…..

I know you’re not currently meeting but….

I know you’re straight but….

Hey

What you up to?

You free tonight/now/any time? (Opening message)

How big are your tits? (Opening message)

I know you don’t want dick pics but…. *attaches pic to opening message.

How are you?

I could go on, and on, and on (but I won’t)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a silly sod, my urge to reply to "Hey Hey" would be something like

"Hey Ship of Fools"

Or some other song line like

"We're the Monkees"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God you actually get people sending those type of messages to you... How about a hello and a general normal convo to start with lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anything containing 'he he' 'ha ha' or 'lolz' at the end.

Or 'mmmmmmmmmmm'.

Or just 'Hi'.

Off you fuck.

A

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't go as far as calling it hate but men pretending to be a couple to get through filters is a tad annoying.

No, I don't want to meet the two of you, or your husband/boyfriend alone, thank you.

I only open my couple's filter for forum stuff for a short while.

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

There’s so many to list!

1)Copy and paste messages that as a site supporter you can see they’ve sent the same message 5 times prior.

2)Not reading our profile then asking questions that are in our profile…

3) One or two word messages like “u ok” or “wanna chat”

4) not addressing us as a couple and messaging hi babe and the likes.

I could go on and on but I’ve gotta do some work today haha

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By *mtasticCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

So many that we had to aggressively add them to our profile

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"I never pay that much attention, because if my mind is in a place where I feel like I can face messages I'll answer most things.

But... it bugs me when people don't read and digest the salient points in my profile. I didn't write it just because I was bored "

Full disclosure, I still haven’t made it past your pictures to the wordy thing below them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free now?

When can we meet?

Mmmmmm (any message with this is binned)

Hey (permutations of that)

Long detailed explicit fantasy messages (have a wank before you start typing not during thanks)

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude .

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Being called princess

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If people have ignored what's on my profile or not read it then I direct them to it.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Where they go straight in and describe a sexual scenario of meeting me, which are, usually, rather basic or not what I am into... Turns my stomach and I rarely get past the first sentence before deleting

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By *appytaffWoman
over a year ago

blackwood

Starting messages with with lewd comments or asking if I have toys etc before actually saying hello lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The below are the one liners I often get...

Can I ask you a question

You didn't reply to my last message so does that mean you're not interested?

I'm in your area fancy meeting

Hey

Hi

Messages that are clearly copy and pasted

I need a wank can I see your friends only pictures to help

I read your profile and think we're a match and they obviously haven't read it

What are you doing

How are you finding it on here

And so on

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By *weetAndCreamyCouple
over a year ago

the Ends

Fake people and lies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking have you had much luck on here

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude . "

Just say yes, grin and bare it

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"People asking have you had much luck on here "

Yes, but have you had much luck on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a dude.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

The two word, "you OK?" like I've just fallen over in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People asking have you had much luck on here

Yes, but have you had much luck on here?"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I know I’m too young for you but….

I know I’m not your type but…..

I know you’re not currently meeting but….

I know you’re straight but….

Hey

What you up to?

You free tonight/now/any time? (Opening message)

How big are your tits? (Opening message)

I know you don’t want dick pics but…. *attaches pic to opening message.

How are you?

I could go on, and on, and on (but I won’t) "

All my best openers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The two word, "you OK?" like I've just fallen over in the street. "

x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I wouldn't go as far as calling it hate but men pretending to be a couple to get through filters is a tad annoying.

No, I don't want to meet the two of you, or your husband/boyfriend alone, thank you.

I only open my couple's filter for forum stuff for a short while."

They play their part and they play their game,

They give couples a bad name….

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"The two word, "you OK?" like I've just fallen over in the street. "

Surely thats either laugh and point or film it for tiktok?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When they say your wife is gorgeous, or similar. I don't have a wife, I have a husband. They clearly don't realise women can open messages and read them too. Just makes me roll my eyes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"When they say your wife is gorgeous, or similar. I don't have a wife, I have a husband. They clearly don't realise women can open messages and read them too. Just makes me roll my eyes "

Did you escape again? Get back in the kitchen you before he finds out!

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"When they say your wife is gorgeous, or similar. I don't have a wife, I have a husband. They clearly don't realise women can open messages and read them too. Just makes me roll my eyes "

Hahaha... imagine!!

Hope you're good Mrs R!

Pet hates for me are just couples thinking I'm just going to drop everything to just make uo the numbers... telling me straight off the bat I'm only there to watch..

I mean... I can watch porn and get the same vibe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None really. I take each message as it comes, check the profile and see if I'm interested. If I'm not, I leave it unread or delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where about do you live?

Liverpool

Yeah, but where?

Why? I don’t accommodate so why do you need to know?

Zzzzzzzzzz

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When I get a yellow box and I click on it and it a reminder of my site support is about to run out....

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish


"The two word, "you OK?" like I've just fallen over in the street.

Surely thats either laugh and point or film it for tiktok?"

-----

Sad But True, (to nick a James Hetfield lyric)

But also funny

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"People who attach their profile pic to the message

D."

I've always wondered what the point of this is

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

“Face pics?”

Typically from a non photo verified silhouette

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


""Can you do me a kinky favour" um no! Also do you want to watch me suck my own c*ck also no! Wtf like "

Tbt that's quite an achievement if you can pull it off, pardon the pun

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By *ero_for_funMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Rudeness when i politely decline.

Sure, im a single guy but im allowed to have my own preferences and tastes.

Im also very busy (work and uni) and i will sometimes get shitty responses because i cant meet at the drop of a hat...

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Where about do you live?

Liverpool

Yeah, but where?

Why? I don’t accommodate so why do you need to know?

Zzzzzzzzzz"

Because I was planning to turn up with a group of lads I thought you might like to service, me being the first of course

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"When they say your wife is gorgeous, or similar. I don't have a wife, I have a husband. They clearly don't realise women can open messages and read them too. Just makes me roll my eyes

Did you escape again? Get back in the kitchen you before he finds out!"

Shh, he'll hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they’ve bothered to message me at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though. I hate messages from people not responding to forum posts that don’t have the subject line I’ve requested in my bio.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A message and then another because you haven't answered immediately containing just question marks. Gets my blood boiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People demanding face pics when their whole profile is blank .

Abuse when rejected .

Asking questions about what I’m into when it’s all there in plain view on my profile

Asking for pic and video swap .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll "

You don't want my vegetarian bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly sexual messages. They do me in. Like fuck off mate, not interested

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"A message and then another because you haven't answered immediately containing just question marks. Gets my blood boiling."

I hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subject: Hi

Message: Hi

Attachment: semi erect cock pic

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll

You don't want my vegetarian bacon "

If that’s what you’re calling it I just might

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"A message and then another because you haven't answered immediately containing just question marks. Gets my blood boiling.

I hate that. "

I know it makes me angry just thinking about it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Subject: Hi

Message: Hi

Attachment: semi erect cock pic "

Sorry. I'll make it an erect one next time

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“So how’s Fab/that beautiful Monday/Tuesday/(insert current day of the week) treating you so far?”

Also “Hi trouble”

I just can’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I get a yellow box and I click on it and it a reminder of my site support is about to run out.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get many messages to hate, but before I discovered message filters, I had a few along the lines of -

"Hiya mate, I know you're straight, but can I suck you off"...

And even after a polite decline, a follow up "why"? Haha

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Not so much a hate as a turn-off:

A guy sends one or more photos of his cock with a message that says "Hi how are you?" or similar; then finding they have written nothing in their profile that isn't blindingly obvious (basically "I'm looking for sex) and their gallery is mostly if not entirely cock.

Was it really worth the extra oxygen they used to create that message? These are the last people in the world we would consider meeting. Sadly there seem to be quite a lot of them.

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Chorley, & East Lanc's

People who obviously haven't read your profile and are the opposite to you wants...

People with single female profiles, who are actually couples. 'Hi, me and my man want to know do you fancy meeting up?'

Eem no, your a couple...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll

You don't want my vegetarian bacon

If that’s what you’re calling it I just might "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Let's all share our pet hates and turn off when receiving new messages from users

Maybe we can all learn from this lol"

I'm in the area want to meet? That's always an ignore.

Messages aimed at just me (Mrs)

Wyu2?

Hi

Or even worse a good 1st message, reply throughly answering any questions, ask your own and get a 1 word reply, that really bugs me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude . "

Nowhere in your profile did it say you don't like your arse signed with a Sharpie for a selfie to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single women who after 2 or 3 messages say they're actually a couple and want their partner to join

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

People who send me a message chat for a bit then utterly ignore you or block you when you say hello again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest pet hate is being referred to as a Lady in any message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Where are you?”

“Send me your address”

“I’ll come over now”

Receiving those in first messages from strangers makes my blood boil irrationally. And even worse when it comes from people without photos.

It’s creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U hard....is one I get sometimes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooh ooh ooh!

When people get cranky when I've responded to them with a perfectly polite and valid statement...

"Can I spaff on your tits?"

"I don't know. Are you able to do that from 270 miles away?"

That kinda thing.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Wuu2

U free now

I'm staying at x hotel if you fancy meeting later

You got kik

You like this (with dick pic proudly attached )

You want a massage ,I'm an expert

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Hi baby ,from someone younger than me ,cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creepy, faceless message -

I’ve just wanked over your photos.

*eeeeeee vom

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Ooh ooh ooh!

When people get cranky when I've responded to them with a perfectly polite and valid statement...

"Can I spaff on your tits?"

"I don't know. Are you able to do that from 270 miles away?"

That kinda thing."

That’s a pretty good response to be fair

*checks trajectory

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooh ooh ooh!

When people get cranky when I've responded to them with a perfectly polite and valid statement...

"Can I spaff on your tits?"

"I don't know. Are you able to do that from 270 miles away?"

That kinda thing.

That’s a pretty good response to be fair

*checks trajectory "

Thanks.

I reckon you could do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say. ' hi. What you up to'. Ffs.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Ooh ooh ooh!

When people get cranky when I've responded to them with a perfectly polite and valid statement...

"Can I spaff on your tits?"

"I don't know. Are you able to do that from 270 miles away?"

That kinda thing.

That’s a pretty good response to be fair

*checks trajectory

Thanks.

I reckon you could do it "

410 miles That’s a fair shot, some poor bugger will think they got shit on by a seagull

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooh ooh ooh!

When people get cranky when I've responded to them with a perfectly polite and valid statement...

"Can I spaff on your tits?"

"I don't know. Are you able to do that from 270 miles away?"

That kinda thing.

That’s a pretty good response to be fair

*checks trajectory

Thanks.

I reckon you could do it

410 miles That’s a fair shot, some poor bugger will think they got shit on by a seagull"

They'll be used to that round here

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Can I ask you something.

Ohh personal fav are the messages where he read your profile, thinks a great match, you look amazing or blah blah then he would like to meet you and blah blah. Message back like "no one likes a copy and paste message" He like "i would never do that i write all personal ones" me like " you sent exactly same message 5 times this year, site supporters can see conversation ( evenn if 1 way ) histories douch bag. Dont know whats worse , the copy n paste, denying it, or that messaging the same thing to me 5 times, I cant be all that amazing if you cant remeber me lmao

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

For me:

Guys who send very sexually explicit messages/stories with what they want to do to me in the first message.

Send the same pics in the message that's on their profile. *Had one guy send them in every message*

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude .

Nowhere in your profile did it say you don't like your arse signed with a Sharpie for a selfie to be fair!"

You're right, it doesn't

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The ones that tell me I don't have options either because of my age, because I'm straight or just because I'm male.

They are happy to give me instructions as to how I could improve my chances with them such as shaving off my beard, playing bi or bringing a sexy lady along.

Apparently it's then my loss when I refuse their generous offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

"

Sometimes there's giveaways like forgetting to remove the bits not relevant to me . A guy sent me a message that mentioned why he liked older women part way through and he was 6 years older than me .

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

"

Asked by someone worried as they send copy and paste messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude .

Nowhere in your profile did it say you don't like your arse signed with a Sharpie for a selfie to be fair!

You're right, it doesn't "

I'm about to turn my room upside down looking for that Sharpie

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

Sometimes there's giveaways like forgetting to remove the bits not relevant to me . A guy sent me a message that mentioned why he liked older women part way through and he was 6 years older than me ."

Another is a long one with lots of info about them and makes zero references to anything I have written in my profile. So when it starts...your profile caught my eye..great match..no you just looked through the pics more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where about do you live?

Liverpool

Yeah, but where?

Why? I don’t accommodate so why do you need to know?

Zzzzzzzzzz"

To meet half way or find local Costa for cake, coffee and cunnilingus obviously

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude .

Nowhere in your profile did it say you don't like your arse signed with a Sharpie for a selfie to be fair!

You're right, it doesn't

I'm about to turn my room upside down looking for that Sharpie "

You need to keep your butt sharpie in a safer place!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude . "

Great profile!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

Asked by someone worried as they send copy and paste messages "

It doesn't reference a single thing in my profile is a dead giveaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for things I've explicitly stated on my profile I'm not interested in. The most annoying are the couples proposing a threesome with an attitude that I'm lucky to be selected. Yeah lucky to be selected for something I don't want! However will I contain my gratitude .

Nowhere in your profile did it say you don't like your arse signed with a Sharpie for a selfie to be fair!

You're right, it doesn't

I'm about to turn my room upside down looking for that Sharpie

You need to keep your butt sharpie in a safer place! "

It only had 1 purpose! If you could help, I'll be able to retire it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

Asked by someone worried as they send copy and paste messages "

My girlfriend has a separate account which i manage somteimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who expect me to carry the conversation. If your chats dry, my pussy will be too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/06/22 15:16:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you available and interested in cuckolding me this evening - bareback the Mrs"

No mention of me getting gang banged by the Mrs friends

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"When they say your wife is gorgeous, or similar. I don't have a wife, I have a husband. They clearly don't realise women can open messages and read them too. Just makes me roll my eyes

Did you escape again? Get back in the kitchen you before he finds out!

Shh, he'll hear you "

NOPE! You made the bed. You lie on the floor next to it!

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

When:

Copy their profile into the message

“I’m at a hotel now”

Someone with no pics at all

When profiles are hidden

“Hi.”

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll "

Brown sauce or ketchup ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh

What’s message !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it doesn't come through... Ladies replace your phones i think the send button is broke

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

Sometimes there's giveaways like forgetting to remove the bits not relevant to me . A guy sent me a message that mentioned why he liked older women part way through and he was 6 years older than me ."

I had one saying hope you're both well,on this profile

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll

Brown sauce or ketchup ?"

Brown please Or honey bbq if I’m feeling fancy

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

This one makes my stomach turn.

"I'm staying at X Hotel near you. Come over for some fun".

Can't some people realise how unlikely I would be to meet a stranger in a private place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Side qyestion how can you guys tell if someone sends a copy and pasted message.??

Sometimes there's giveaways like forgetting to remove the bits not relevant to me . A guy sent me a message that mentioned why he liked older women part way through and he was 6 years older than me .

I had one saying hope you're both well,on this profile "

They're just damn right idoits

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll

Brown sauce or ketchup ?

Brown please Or honey bbq if I’m feeling fancy "

Always brown!

Bbq is too sweet.

You've made me wonder if wasabi would work with bacon?

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"What are these mystical things called messages? "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The ones that tell me I don't have options either because of my age, because I'm straight or just because I'm male.

They are happy to give me instructions as to how I could improve my chances with them such as shaving off my beard, playing bi or bringing a sexy lady along.

Apparently it's then my loss when I refuse their generous offers. "

•

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You've made me wonder if wasabi would work with bacon? "

•

Obi Wan Wasabi?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"What really irks me is no one ever messaged offering a bacon roll

Brown sauce or ketchup ?

Brown please Or honey bbq if I’m feeling fancy

Always brown!

Bbq is too sweet.

You've made me wonder if wasabi would work with bacon? "

Oh no the Honey bbq on smoked bacon is tasty to me.

I’ll let you try the Wasabi though

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"You've made me wonder if wasabi would work with bacon?

•

Obi Wan Wasabi? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could literally write a list haha. Obvious copy and paste messages, calling me “hun”, asking to meet last minute, the ones that start “can I ask you something”, massive paragraphs (usually stories/fantasies of what they’d do to me) and those messages that are only interested in something specific but explicit such as breeding. There’s probably only 5% of messages that are not any of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you into XYZ?" Well yes, if you'd have taken the time to read my profile, you'd know this!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"You've made me wonder if wasabi would work with bacon?

•

Obi Wan Wasabi?

"

You've won the forum today !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like everyone already knows mine.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I feel like everyone already knows mine."

Mmmmmmmmmmm, let me think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously!!, I need a wank can I see your friends only pics. Omg gobsmacked with that one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is not really in the message but when someone sends a message and immediately goes offline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will pay for your worn boxers...was one i got yesterday..the dirtier the better he said.

Is this a thing ?

On my way back from primarny now with a boot load of 3 for a fiver boxers..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like everyone already knows mine.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, let me think! "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You've made me wonder if wasabi would work with bacon?

•

Obi Wan Wasabi?

You've won the forum today !! "

•

'Takes a bow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Subject: Hi

Message: Hi

Attachment: semi erect cock pic

Sorry. I'll make it an erect one next time "

Make sure you do

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Subject: Hi

Message: Hi

Attachment: semi erect cock pic

Sorry. I'll make it an erect one next time

Make sure you do "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Hey / hi

Just such pointless thing to send someone

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not receiving messages

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston


"I know I’m too young for you but….

I know I’m not your type but…..

I know you’re not currently meeting but….

I know you’re straight but….

Hey

What you up to?

You free tonight/now/any time? (Opening message)

How big are your tits? (Opening message)

I know you don’t want dick pics but…. *attaches pic to opening message.

How are you?

I could go on, and on, and on (but I won’t) "

The dick pic was my opener to girls who said that and I’d attach a picture of dick van dyke.

My most successful opener to date in terms of responses

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Seeing the yellow banner, opening to find its Admin asking for money or dishing out a bollocking. Can’t they be a different colour banner so we don’t get all excited..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a message in 3 days.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Getting a notification email, logging in, and then finding it's from a single male claiming to have a wife or girlfriend who they want to see getting fucked by me...

....because either the wife or girlfriend doesn't actually exist, or, if in the rare instance they do, they either don't know what he wants to see happen, or if, even rarer, they do, they don't want to do it, or if, even more rare, they do, they don't want to do it with me...

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By *urious8240Man
over a year ago

Ammanford

One of the best threads I've seen so far appreciate the honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't introduce themselves and expect a meet instantly. Guys who clearly haven't read our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone sends me a message with a 2 lettered word like “hi” and nothing else, it just gets binned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Subject: Hi

Message: Hi

Attachment: semi erect cock pic

Sorry. I'll make it an erect one next time

Make sure you do

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liners

Crude filth on message 1

Hi

Talking to just me, we are a couple

Telling me what my partner can do (er, I think he will decide for himself ta)

Questions about water sports on message 1

Assumption that I will drop my drawers for anyone

Offers of money

Cock in inbox as intro

Calling me hon, babe, darling. *pass me the bucket**(I am not Attila, nor a little pink pig)

There are so many more but this is getting boring … like most of the messages we receive!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

If I'm on here after 11 at night I get at least 2 or 3 men msging asking me why I'm up so late and asking me what I am doing? It really annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving messages.

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"I know I’m too young for you but….

I know I’m not your type but…..

I know you’re not currently meeting but….

I know you’re straight but….

Hey

What you up to?

You free tonight/now/any time? (Opening message)

How big are your tits? (Opening message)

I know you don’t want dick pics but…. *attaches pic to opening message.

How are you?

I could go on, and on, and on (but I won’t) "

^

This

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Receiving messages.

"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Receiving messages from horny men.

Sorry "

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"your tats are hot" yeah thanks, I'll let them know

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By *awtydeviantMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Checks through sent messages before replying.

Hey.

What u up to.

Up to much.

Let me swallow your cum. (Single men)

Fancy a fuck. (Single men)

Want to watch me shit and all the other nastiness and strange requests that come my way from single men I could go on.

Although I’m bi-curious that is reserved for couples it does not mean I want to play with every man going.

I haven’t blocked all men as I have met a few at gangbangs and meets I get on with.

It’s a rare occasion that I message someone and if I do I want to try and get to know them a little before considering meeting so like to have a civilised conversation first.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Expecting a meet on the first message.

The message is all about them and nothing about why they want to meet up.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The ones that say they are genuine….yet haven’t met anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say they are genuine….yet haven’t met anyone "

And doesnt make someone not genuine, how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask for a face pic but dont give one in return.

Females/couples who think their entitled to respect and courtesy but give none in return, cause they know theres a million more men out there for them to screw with. More figuratively than literally too.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

All of the above...

And

"I hope you don't mind me sending a msg"

If they call me young lady, princess, missy, trouble.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"I don't get many messages to hate, but before I discovered message filters, I had a few along the lines of -

"Hiya mate, I know you're straight, but can I suck you off"...

And even after a polite decline, a follow up "why"? Haha"

I once told a guy online that I am straight, only to be asked how straight

Straight as straight gets was my reply

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Creepy, faceless message -

I’ve just wanked over your photos.

*eeeeeee vom"

I know of an instance where a guy came to a top London finance company for a job, was interviewed by a woman, later he messaged her that he'd wanked over her ??

I was like wtf! If you're going to do it, don't tell her. Anyhow he didn't get the job, I wonder why.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Ooh ooh ooh!

When people get cranky when I've responded to them with a perfectly polite and valid statement...

"Can I spaff on your tits?"

"I don't know. Are you able to do that from 270 miles away?"

That kinda thing."

Staff? I know what a spliff is ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creepy, faceless message -

I’ve just wanked over your photos.

*eeeeeee vom

I know of an instance where a guy came to a top London finance company for a job, was interviewed by a woman, later he messaged her that he'd wanked over her ??

I was like wtf! If you're going to do it, don't tell her. Anyhow he didn't get the job, I wonder why."

That is gross as fuck.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"If I'm on here after 11 at night I get at least 2 or 3 men msging asking me why I'm up so late and asking me what I am doing? It really annoys me "

Tell em that you are trying to masturbate in peace

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Nothing really. Delete button is an easy solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never receive messages from the ladies. So, I would not know what a 'pet hate' was.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

On our couples profiles just single men thinking it’s a single fem profile

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I don't receive enough mails to have pet hates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ghosting on messages ... Hate it. Don't waste my time or yours

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"People who cheat to get through my filters. It's not that big a deal though because as soon as I realise they do I just delete the message. "

Oooo never had that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked if I fancy a spontaneous meet (usually if I’m on late at night) and when I decline, I’m then asked so why are you online then … it would be great if you could hide your online status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when they dont send there knicker hamster

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Will let you know (messages pending)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I don’t like long messages. Keep them short, informal and to the point.

Throw in words like “sugartits” etc and I’m actually far more likely to respond.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"I don’t like long messages. Keep them short, informal and to the point.

Throw in words like “sugartits” etc and I’m actually far more likely to respond."

How many "Hello, sugartits, fancy a fuck?" messages have you had since posting this?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Asked if I fancy a spontaneous meet (usually if I’m on late at night) and when I decline, I’m then asked so why are you online then … it would be great if you could hide your online status."

God if I was looking for meets every time I was online I'd be walking like a cowboy

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I know I’m too young for you but….

I know I’m not your type but…..

I know you’re not currently meeting but….

I know you’re straight but….

Hey

What you up to?

You free tonight/now/any time? (Opening message)

How big are your tits? (Opening message)

I know you don’t want dick pics but…. *attaches pic to opening message.

How are you?

I could go on, and on, and on (but I won’t) "

This is mine too. “I know you said you don’t want x but…” I find it disrespectful.

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