FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Posh is AWOL, polishing her trophies (it might be a euphemism, I wouldn’t know) for sexiest resident of Devon under 50, so the honour of opening this thread has fallen to me!

I don’t live in Devon, I’m not bitter.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to say im in?

Im in.....I think

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 man walk into a bar...

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

I’m in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 man walk into a bar...

3 Men and 1 man who can't grammar

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

During the day, when I'm working? Oh, go on then. But there's a limit to how much filth I can send..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"4 man walk into a bar...

3 Men and 1 man who can't grammar

You would of thought one of them would see it

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Morning you lush lot.... back from holiday and looking forward to a distraction! I'm in!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Happy to postie too

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"During the day, when I'm working? Oh, go on then. But there's a limit to how much filth I can send.."

Is there?

I guess we’ve never reached that threshold then

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Alright I have some time for this

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Oh and I'll happily be a postie if you want!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My car is going to be another hour(ish) so I’m more than happy to pass any messages on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be a postie for anyone

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Go on then, I’m in x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very lovely friend of mine has asked me to say;

I'd love to get to know Rickshawed they seem pretty fun and she's gorgeous

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in too

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I think I’m in, yeah why not

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do

I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A very lovely friend of mine has asked me to say;

I'd love to get to know Rickshawed they seem pretty fun and she's gorgeous"

Fun?! We play board games in our spare time!

But I am gorgeous

You want to say hi, you can, but I can take days to reply

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do

I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk."

You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though…

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"4 man walk into a bar...

3 Men and 1 man who can't grammar

You would of thought one of them would see it

You would HAVE thought one of them would have seen it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do

I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.

You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though… "

That's a plan... I'll have to see what I can find to practice on. I mean... tis basically rubbing, right?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do

I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.

You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though…

That's a plan... I'll have to see what I can find to practice on. I mean... tis basically rubbing, right?

Yep. A smooth rhythmic motion up and down. Obviously that only has one application in life

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do

I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.

You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though…

That's a plan... I'll have to see what I can find to practice on. I mean... tis basically rubbing, right?

Yep. A smooth rhythmic motion up and down. Obviously that only has one application in life"

I'll get right on that. Just need something to rub...

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

I am in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very lovely friend has said;

Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;

Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My very lovely friend has said;

I think I can guess the sender

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;

Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her"

Posh is going to the Manchester social! Well... assuming she remembers and can afford fuel by then.

You can sell a kidney on Ebay, right?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I'm in but i am not holding my breath lol

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy to join in

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;

Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her

Posh is going to the Manchester social! Well... assuming she remembers and can afford fuel by then.

You can sell a kidney on Ebay, right?

way fuel is rising youd need to sell more than a kidney Posh

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;

Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her

Posh is going to the Manchester social! Well... assuming she remembers and can afford fuel by then.

You can sell a kidney on Ebay, right?

way fuel is rising youd need to sell more than a kidney Posh "

Hmm.

I'll work on it...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very handsome and sexy guy has just dropped this into my box;

If you could possibly tell the Long Legged Blonde lady that I'd love to pay particularly close attention to those delightful legs and then help her produce some magic with that wand.. I would be eternally grateful!

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over a year ago

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By *onegal82Man
over a year ago

letterkenny/Belfast

I'm in . See if get any

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

This just popped into my box

Would you let bootlover! Know I think he is stunning!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Please tell _valanche1001 I was trying to think of something flirty yet subtle to say but my brain went all fuzzy when I looked at his pictures. So I'm going for "FAF?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too please I’m in

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"A very handsome and sexy guy has just dropped this into my box;

The wand is now on charge

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...

Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste

(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Please tell _valanche1001 I was trying to think of something flirty yet subtle to say but my brain went all fuzzy when I looked at his pictures. So I'm going for "FAF?"

Oooh that’s proper made my day

FAF accepted

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

I'm in to help with messages

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy and elusive friend has just slid into my DM’s with this message;

Could you tell Posh I think you’re beautiful inside and out and thank you x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...

Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste

(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)"

If only for the sake of their phone, I probably should! If only I knew where to go…

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm in but not about much today

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very musical friend has asked me to say;

Please tell Mrs Rickshawed:

I’m in awe of her pics and would very much like her to come toot my flute!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me

Well aren't I the lucky one

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me

Well aren't I the lucky one

Well I don’t know if that’s true

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me

Well aren't I the lucky one

Well I don’t know if that’s true

Ahh... so you're the lucky one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun I’m in

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me

Well aren't I the lucky one

Well I don’t know if that’s true

Ahh... so you're the lucky one

Darn tootin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...

Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste

(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)"

I think I know who it is

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...

Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste

(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)

If only for the sake of their phone, I probably should! If only I knew where to go… "

Oops!

I misread that! I got all excited when I saw the ‘monkey’ part

I’ll get back in my box

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

It's a bit early in the day...but have a couple of hours to spare

I'm in

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in for a bit

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My very musical friend has asked me to say;

Please tell Mrs Rickshawed:

I’m in awe of her pics and would very much like her to come toot my flute!"

Very musical eh? Do I need to come strum your guitar?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My very lovely friend has said;

Definitely Posh

Ffs.

You're good at this damn you

Multitalented

It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it

Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me

Well aren't I the lucky one

Well I don’t know if that’s true

Ahh... so you're the lucky one

Darn tootin!

Aww you

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"My very musical friend has asked me to say;

Please tell Mrs Rickshawed:

I’m in awe of her pics and would very much like her to come toot my flute!

Very musical eh? Do I need to come strum your guitar?

Your fingers would be welcome anywhere

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very eager friend has asked me to post this on their behalf;

Would you please let _tephanj I'd love to kneel for him x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very tasty friend has just dropped this in my box…

Please let MrMonkey know that he looks great in a suit. I'm curious to see how he looks in his birthday suit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Turns out my pervert of a friend is also a feeder... as she says...

Could you please tell Tea Monkey that as it's lunchtime I need to know if he'd prefer a fork or a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky someone asked me to let Stephanie that they would love to kneel for him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but who is postie?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry but who is postie?"

Anyone on the thread

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Count me in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Turns out my pervert of a friend is also a feeder... as she says...

Could you please tell Tea Monkey that as it's lunchtime I need to know if he'd prefer a fork or a spoon

It all depends on what I’m eating and how messy it will be

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Turns out my pervert of a friend is also a feeder... as she says...

Could you please tell Tea Monkey that as it's lunchtime I need to know if he'd prefer a fork or a spoon

It all depends on what I’m eating and how messy it will be"

Hint...

I don't think she actually meant cutlery.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Slow burner today

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

It is. I shall have to browse further!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In to spread some lurve and filth

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i know its cheating but i fancy you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in x

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I’m in.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

HotwifeSeductions

It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In to spread some lurve and filth

i know its cheating but i fancy you too"

Let me lick those shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HotwifeSeductions

It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?

Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'll play

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend has just dropped this into my box;

For Gatekeeper please stop being a social butterfly and meet sexually, I want that penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My very tasty friend has just dropped this in my box…

Please let MrMonkey know that he looks great in a suit. I'm curious to see how he looks in his birthday suit

Say hello then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In to spread some lurve and filth

i know its cheating but i fancy you too

Let me lick those shoulders

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only if you sit on my winky

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Slow burner today "

I think that a lot are hoping to see messages for themselves and not sending them

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A very sexy friend has just dropped this into my box;

For Gatekeeper please stop being a social butterfly and meet sexually, I want that penis."

I’ve actually become such a social whore

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm happy to pass on a message

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"HotwifeSeductions

It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?

Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?"

I… I mean my friend, was hoping for a something a bit more refreshing and luscious

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very enigmatic friend has sent me this prosaic message;

Rickshawed. I'd love to be the meet in their sandwich. Good game xx

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HotwifeSeductions

It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?

Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?

I… I mean my friend, was hoping for a something a bit more refreshing and luscious

If it's for your 'friend' just the sarnie. If it's for 'you' then spread whatever you like from every angle.. call me your eagle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys I can't be arsed Scrolling to see who fancies me...so I'll just assume most do

Carry on x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Jessica Grace. Another one for you.

A simpler message this time. Nice rack

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed. "

Whos bed tho

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Jessica Grace. Another one for you.

A simpler message this time. Nice rack "

Ngl. Whoever this sender is, let's save ourselves some hassle and just don't message me we aren't compatible ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho"

Wasn't me as I'm in work tomorrow. Club visit perhaps

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho"

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A very enigmatic friend has sent me this prosaic message;

Rickshawed. I'd love to be the meet in their sandwich. Good game xx"

Oh good. I do like a nice bit of tongue. Or are you more a well matured slice of rump?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

Smooooooooooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just this side of 50 so mature ish and all tongue. Makes for a funny conversation xxx

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"HotwifeSeductions

It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?

Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?

I… I mean my friend, was hoping for a something a bit more refreshing and luscious

If it's for your 'friend' just the sarnie. If it's for 'you' then spread whatever you like from every angle.. call me your eagle."

Yeah it’s definitely for me

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

8 hours and bugger all, nobody loves me, boo hoo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 hours and bugger all, nobody loves me, boo hoo hoo

Join the club lol

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

Smooooooooooth"

I need a hand

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

You only want me for my DIY skills

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

Smooooooooooth"

HELP. ME.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

You only want me for my DIY skills

If I say yes, will you still help me with the bookcase?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.

Whos bed tho

That would be mine!

Plot twist, going to have to build it first

You only want me for my DIY skills

If I say yes, will you still help me with the bookcase? "

You say this like you have one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy all of ya.

Who’s getting it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll say I’m in. Not that that will change anything

Is this still running? If I send someone a message this late in the day to post on the thread is it a bit weirdly late? And if I do, will whoever it’s for know it’s from me?

So many questions!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ll say I’m in. Not that that will change anything

Is this still running? If I send someone a message this late in the day to post on the thread is it a bit weirdly late? And if I do, will whoever it’s for know it’s from me?

So many questions!! "

Give it a whirl Dan! What’s the worst that can happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll say I’m in. Not that that will change anything

Is this still running? If I send someone a message this late in the day to post on the thread is it a bit weirdly late? And if I do, will whoever it’s for know it’s from me?

So many questions!!

Give it a whirl Dan! What’s the worst that can happen "

Ok done one! Sent it to you to post anonymously. Just to be clear, they’ll NEVER know it’s from me, yes?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A highly mysterious friend has asked mr to post this message;

Can you please say to NotSoPosh that I’m missing her *already* and counting down the hours until she’s back!

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